Cut Every Corner-The Simpsons

[00:00.42]Alright, children, let's clean up this room. [00:03.12]Aw, mam... [00:04.24]Do we have to? [00:05.30]Now, now. I know a little secret that will make the job go twice as fast. [00:09.49] [00:10.74]If there's a task that must be done, [00:12.92]Don't turn your tail and run, [00:15.55]Don't pout, don't sob, [00:17.73]Just do a half-assed job. [00:22.48] [00:23.30]If you cut every corner, [00:28.29]It is really not so bad. [00:30.29] [00:30.92]Everybody does it, [00:32.48]Even mom and dad. [00:34.67]If nobody sees it, [00:39.23]Then nobody gets mad. [00:41.42]Bart: It's the American way! [00:45.23]Sherry: The policeman on the street [01:05.23]Needs some time to rest his feet. [01:07.86]Chief Wiggum: Fighting crime is not my cup of tea! [01:11.11]Sherry: And the clerk who runs the store [01:14.36]Can charge a little more [01:16.49]For meat [01:17.36]Apu: For meat! [01:18.98]Sherry: And milk [01:20.42]Apu: And milk! [01:22.42]Sherry & Apu: From 1984! [01:30.18]Sherry: If you cut every corner, [01:35.36]You'll have more time for play! [01:37.74]All: It's the American way!