Stupid With Love-Original Broadway Cast of Mean Girls/Erika Henningsen

[00:00.00] [00:00.710]When I was five , I fell in love
当我五岁的时候,我坠入了情网 [00:04.360]It didn't last
但没持续多久 [00:07.730]He ran from me
他从我身边逃开 [00:09.760]Literally. Ran from me
真是飞也似地逃离我 [00:11.830]And being Kenyan , he ran fast
作为一位肯尼亚小哥，他跑得快的不行 [00:16.230]When I was ten , In love again
当我十岁的时候，我再次坠入爱河 [00:19.890]This peace corps guy
这次是一个和平队的队员令我怦然心动 [00:23.240]I waited hours inside his tent with flowers ,
我在他的帐篷里捧着花等了几个钟头 [00:27.120]Which made him laugh
这让他大笑起来 [00:28.260]Which made me cry
而让我潸然泪下 [00:30.840]By thirteen I gave up trying
到十三岁，我放弃了爱情 [00:33.180]I decided I would be a mathematician
我决定成为一名数学家 [00:37.420]'Cause math is real
因为数学才是真实的 [00:39.590]I memorized a lot of pi
我记下了一长串圆周率 [00:41.900]Because addition and subtraction and division
因为加减乘除 [00:45.240]Would never make me feel
从不会让我感觉 [00:47.470]So stupid with love
像个为情所困的傻瓜 [00:49.710]Like I didn't get it
我似乎捉摸不透如何去爱 [00:51.430]I didn't get it somehow
不知怎么，就是弄不明白 [00:55.340]Smart with math but stupid with love
数学上的天才，却是爱情上的蠢材 [00:59.530]I didn't get it
我不明白 [01:01.579]I didn't get it . . .
我对此一窍不通 [01:03.000]'Till now
直到今天 [01:03.829]"Do you have an eraser?"“
请问你能借我橡皮吗？” [01:04.799]"I would love to!"“
我十分乐意！” [01:07.650]So thank you , math , for being there
所以，感谢你！数学！感谢你的存在！ [01:11.549]To bring me joy
给我带来了欢乐~ [01:15.469]And thank you math
感谢数学！ [01:17.159]'Cause now brought me this cute boy !
你带给了我这个可爱的男孩~ [01:20.510]"Is it two ?" "YES ! ! !"
“是二吗？”“没错！！！” [01:21.909]He's like someone from TV.
他就像电视里的男主 [01:24.099]He's like that guy who give out roses to those women
像那些手持玫瑰送与佳人的绅士 [01:28.519]His clothes His grooming
他衣冠楚楚，玉树临风 [01:30.970]And he's foot away from me
他近在咫尺 [01:32.860]With swoopy hair and shiny eyes that I could swim in
他的头发飘逸，双眸闪闪发亮，让我想沉溺其中 [01:36.370]He is live and in the room ! ! !
他活生生的——就在这房间里！！！ [01:38.920]And I'm stupid with love . . .
我再一次小鹿乱撞，不知所措... [01:42.800]I wanna get it
我想得到爱情 [01:44.720]I wanna to get it , but how ?
我想征服他的心，但是应该怎么做？ [01:48.489]Smart with math but stupid with love
考场得意，情场失意 [01:52.769]I wanna get it
我想要明白 [01:54.550]I didn't get it . . . 'Till now
但直到今天我依然迷茫 [01:56.950]“Two over zero is undefined”“ 2 / 0
没有定义“ [01:58.459]"Jinx ! " "Ha!"”Jinx ! " “
哈！”(根据英国风俗，若两人同时说出一样的话，要说JINX以免厄运） [02:00.219]I'm astounded and non-plussed
我惊讶不已 [02:02.250]I am filled with calculust
我充满困惑 [02:04.209]Does this guy work out ?
他健身吗？ [02:05.709]He must all sweaty at the gym
他一定常常在体育馆挥汗如雨吧 [02:08.030]Could that image be more hot ?
这情景还能更火辣些吗？ [02:10.300]Let me just enjoy that thought . . .
让我好好脑补一番吧~ [02:12.289]School was rough , but now ? It's not !
校园生活不轻松 [02:14.789]'Cause now there's him
有他一切变容易~ [02:18.770]It's all so simple
一切如此简单！ [02:22.509]Stupid with love !
谈起恋爱笨手笨脚 [02:24.409]But I can get it
但是我能掌握它了 [02:26.409]Watch this girl self-educate
看看我——自学成才的情场高手！ [02:30.409]I learned math , so I can learn love
我能学数学，所以我肯定也能掌握爱情 [02:34.440]You wanna bet it ?
你敢打赌吗？ [02:36.610]That I can get it ?
我能成功吗？ [02:37.830]Just wait !
咱们等着吧！ [02:41.680]Just wait ! !
等着瞧！！ [02:45.379]Just wait ! ! !
等着瞧！！！！！