The Real Slim Shady (Album Version)-Eminem

[00:00.00] 作词 : COSTER JR., TOM/ELIZONDO, MIKE/MATHERS, MARSHALL/YOUNG, ANDRE [00:01.00] 作曲 : Young, Andre Romell [00:02.41]May I have your attention please
请大家注意听好 [00:04.49] [00:05.81]May I have your attention please
请大家注意听好 [00:07.74] [00:08.68]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
请正牌Slim Shady起立 [00:11.31] [00:12.30]I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up
我再说一遍 请正牌Slim Shady起立 [00:17.01]We're going to have a problem here
我们这儿可要出乱子 [00:18.15]Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
你们活像没见过白人似的 [00:18.35]（Verse 1）
（第一段主歌） [00:19.16] [00:20.48]jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
下巴惊掉像帕姆和汤米破门而入时 [00:23.18]started whoopin her ass worse than before
揍得她比离婚前更惨 [00:25.10]they first get divorced throwing her over furniture （scream）
他们刚离婚就把她摔过家具（尖叫） [00:27.39]It's the return of the
这是王者归... [00:28.43]Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what I think he did did he
等等不可能你在逗我他没说我想的那句话吧 [00:32.37]And Dr Dre said
Dr Dre说了 [00:33.79]Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement （haha）
白痴们听好Dr Dre早死了 他锁在我家地下室（哈哈） [00:37.22]Feminist women love Eminem
女权主义者都爱阿姆 [00:38.67]Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
叽叽喳喳的Slim Shady我受够他了 [00:40.89]look at him walking around grabbing his you know what
看他走来走去抓着他的那话儿 [00:43.56]limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though
瘸着走向你知道的人 但还挺可爱呢 [00:45.97]Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
没错我脑子里可能少了几个螺丝 [00:48.45]but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
但比不上你爸妈卧室里的荒唐事 [00:50.53]Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
有时我想上电视彻底放飞 [00:52.76]but can't but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
但汤姆·格林能骑死驼鹿就没事 [00:55.13]my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
我的屁股贴着你嘴唇 [00:57.39]and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
运气好还能得个香吻 [00:59.72]and that's the message that we deliver to little kids
这就是我们传给孩子的讯息 [01:02.03]and expect them not to know what a womens ******** is
还指望他们不懂女性生殖器 [01:04.44]Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
他们当然知道性交是啥 [01:05.75]by the time they hit 4th grade
等到四年级的时候 [01:07.72]they got the discovery channel don't they
不是有Discovery频道嘛 [01:09.32]We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals
我们不过是哺乳动物 有些还是食人族 [01:12.25]who cut other people open like cantaloupes
把别人当哈密瓜切开 [01:14.02]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
要是能骑死羚羊 [01:15.98]then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
两个男人结婚又有何妨 [01:18.38]But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
要是你也感同身受 我有解药 [01:20.59]Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes
女士们挥起内裤 跟我合唱 [01:22.74]I'm Slim Shady
我是Slim Shady [01:22.96]（Chorus）
（副歌） [01:23.55]Yes I'm the real Shady
没错我是本尊 [01:24.86]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
其他Slim Shady都是冒牌货 [01:27.25]So won't the real Slim Shady
所以正牌Slim Shady [01:28.45]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
请起立 请起立 请起立 [01:31.86]becuase I'm Slim Shady
因为我是Slim Shady [01:32.88]Yes I'm the real Shady
没错我是本尊 [01:34.02]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
其他Slim Shady都是冒牌货 [01:36.25]So won't the real Slim shady
所以正牌Slim Shady [01:37.64]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
请起立 请起立 请起立 [01:40.87]Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
威尔·史密斯不说脏话照样卖唱片 [01:41.11]（Verse 2）
（第二段主歌） [01:41.96] [01:43.32]Well I do so **** him and **** you too
但老子需要 所以去他妈的 [01:45.72]You think I give a damm about a Grammy
你以为我在乎格莱美？ [01:47.46]Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
半数乐评人听我都反胃 更别说欣赏 [01:50.22]But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird
但Slim要是你得奖不尴尬吗 [01:52.46]Why So you guys can just lie to get me here
为什么？就为骗我来现场 [01:54.80]So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
安排我坐在布兰妮旁边？ [01:57.42]**** Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
去他妈的克里斯蒂娜 给我换座位 [01:59.32]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
我要挨着卡森·戴利和弗雷德·德斯特 [02:01.45]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
听他们争谁先吃到她的"甜头" [02:04.05]Little b***h put me on blast on MTV
小贱人在MTV diss我 [02:06.18]yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe
是啊他很帅 但好像娶了金 嘿嘿 [02:08.64]I should download her audio on mp3
该把她的音频做成MP3 [02:10.78]And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D （scream）
让全世界知道你把性病传给我（尖叫） [02:13.00]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
受够你们这些少男少女组合 [02:16.15]So I've been sent here to destroy you
老子就是来摧毁你们的 [02:18.23]And theres a million of us just like me
还有百万个像我这样的人 [02:19.96]Who cuss like me
像我一样满嘴脏话 [02:20.77]Who just don't give a **** like me
像我一样不管不顾 [02:22.45]Who dress like me
像我一样穿衣 [02:23.19]Walk talk and act like me
走路说话都像极了我 [02:24.63]It just might be the next best thing
或许能成为次佳选择 [02:26.06]But not quite me
但永远比不上本尊 [02:27.02]（Chorus）
（副歌） [02:27.04]I'm Slim Shady
我是Slim Shady [02:27.98]Yes I'm the real Shady
没错我是本尊 [02:29.14]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
其他Slim Shady都是冒牌货 [02:31.34]So won't the real Slim Shady
所以正牌Slim Shady [02:32.76]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
请起立 请起立 请起立 [02:36.16]becuase I'm Slim Shady
因为我是Slim Shady [02:37.18]Yes I'm the real Shady
没错我是本尊 [02:38.29]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
其他Slim Shady都是冒牌货 [02:40.82]So won't the real Slim shady
所以正牌Slim Shady [02:41.99]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
请起立 请起立 请起立 [02:45.19]I'm like a headtrip to listen to
听我说唱就像嗑药 [02:45.35]（Verse 3）
（第三段主歌） [02:46.57]Cause I'm only giving you
因为我说的全是 [02:47.71]things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
你们在客厅和朋友开玩笑的事 [02:50.11]The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll
唯一区别是我敢当众说出来 [02:52.88]And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all
而且绝不拐弯抹角 [02:55.24]I just get on the mic and spit it
抓起麦克风就开火 [02:56.77]And whether you like to admit it （rip）
不管你愿不愿意承认（砰） [02:58.29]I just **** it better than 90% of you rappers out there
我比九成rapper都干得更好 [03:01.29]Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums
还奇怪为什么孩子像嗑药般沉迷 [03:03.50]Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30
照这趋势等我三十岁 [03:06.41]Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty
会是养老院唯一的撩妹高手 [03:08.38]Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking
边用润肤露自慰边摸护士屁股 [03:10.89]But this whole bag of viagra isn't working
但这堆伟哥毫无效果 [03:12.92]And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'
每个人心里都藏着Slim Shady [03:15.35]He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings
可能在汉堡王往你洋葱圈吐口水 [03:17.81]Or in the parking lot circling
或在停车场兜圈子 [03:19.34]screaming I don't give a ****
大喊"老子不在乎" [03:20.56]With his windows down and system up
车窗摇下音响炸街 [03:22.07]So will the real Shady please stand up
所以正牌Shady请起立 [03:24.43]and put one of those fingures on each hand up
双手都给我比出金属礼 [03:26.74]and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
骄傲地宣告你已疯癫失控 [03:29.05]and one more time loud as you can how does it go
最后一次大声唱 怎么唱来着 [03:31.12]（Chorus）
（副歌） [03:31.29]Cuz I'm Slim Shady
因为我是Slim Shady [03:32.29]Yes I'm the real Shady
没错我是本尊 [03:33.54]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
其他Slim Shady都是冒牌货 [03:35.85]So won't the real Slim Shady
所以正牌Slim Shady [03:37.09]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
请起立 请起立 请起立 [03:40.49]becuase I'm Slim Shady
因为我是Slim Shady [03:41.53]Yes I'm the real Shady
没错我是本尊 [03:42.75]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
其他Slim Shady都是冒牌货 [03:45.03]So won't the real Slim shady
所以正牌Slim Shady [03:46.27]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
请起立 请起立 请起立 [03:49.68]I'm Slim Shady
我是Slim Shady [03:50.71]Yes I'm the real Shady
没错我是本尊 [03:51.91]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
其他Slim Shady都是冒牌货 [03:54.28]So won't the real Slim Shady
所以正牌Slim Shady [03:55.56]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
请起立 请起立 请起立 [03:58.89]becuase I'm Slim Shady
因为我是Slim Shady [04:00.06]Yes I'm the real Shady
没错我是本尊 [04:01.08]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
其他Slim Shady都是冒牌货 [04:03.22]So won't the real Slim shady
所以正牌Slim Shady [04:04.62]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
请起立 请起立 请起立 [04:08.07] [04:09.26]The End
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