Steve Berman (Skit)-Eminem

[00:00.00] 作词 : Geistlinger, Rosenberg [00:00.22]*Music playing in the background*
背景音乐 [00:01.72]Eminem:Heyyy
Eminem：嘿 [00:02.58]Steve Berman:Hey, Em, what's up
Steve Berman：嘿 阿姆 怎么样了 [00:03.45]Em: Steve Berman, what's going on man, how you doin'
Em: Steve Berman 怎么样啊哥们 [00:04.97]Good to see you again. What's up？
再见你一面挺好的 怎么了 [00:06.22]StB:Em, could you come here and have a seat, please?
StB：阿姆 你能坐过来一下吗 拜托了 [00:08.50]Em:Umm, yeah, what's u...
Em:恩 好吧 怎—— [00:09.52]StB:Vanessa, shut the door
StB：Vanessa 把门带上 [00:10.42]Secretary:Okay
秘书：好的 [00:11.84]Em:So what's up, how's orders lookin' for the first week
Em:第一周的销量怎么样啊 [00:14.84]StB:It would be better if you gave me nothing at all
StB：还不如什么都没有强 [00:17.01]Em:Wh-
Em:什—— [00:17.95]StB:This album is less than nothing
StB：这张专辑还比不上什么都没有 [00:19.12]I can't sell this ****ing record
我卖不掉这种垃圾唱片 [00:21.45]Em:Wha...
Em:什—— [00:21.96]StB:Do you know what's happening to me out there?
StB:你知道我现在什么状况吗 [00:23.27]Em:Wh-wha-what's the problem?
Em:什——什么——怎么了 [00:24.08]StB:Violet Brown told me to go **** myself!
StB:Violet Brown 让我去死 [00:25.73]Em:Who's Violet...
Em:Violet是谁 [00:27.11]StB:Tower Records told me to shove this record up my ass
StB:Tower Records让我把这张专辑用菊花吞下去 [00:29.52]Do you know what it feels like to be told to have a record shoved up your ass?
你知道听到这话让我怎么想吗 [00:32.43]Em:But I...
Em:可我 [00:33.29]StB:I'm gonna lose my ****ing job over this
StB:就因为这事我没准工作都要丢了 [00:35.53]Do you know why Dre's record was so successful
你知道为什么Dre的专辑每次都卖的这么好吗 [00:37.76]He's rapping about big-screen TV's, blunts, 40's and ****ing
他唱的都是大屏电视 直来直去 40年代和女人 [00:42.13]You're rapping about homosexuals and Vico
你唱的都是同性恋和止痛药 [00:44.63]Em:I mean...
Em:我的意思是 [00:45.50]StB:I can't sell this shit!
StB:这种垃圾玩意我卖不出去 [00:46.06]Em:What...
Em:什么 [00:46.91]Either change the record or it's not coming out!
要么换专辑 要不然就不上市 [00:48.84]Em:What I-
Em:什么 我 [00:49.75]StB:Now get the **** out of my office!
StB:现在你滚出我的办公室 [00:51.02]Em:What am I supposed...
Em:我应该怎么 [00:51.28]StB:NOW!
StB:现在 [00:51.90]Em:Alright man, (whatever)
Em:好吧 （随便吧）