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[00:00.000] 作词 : Young, Andre Romell
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Young, Andre Romell
[00:02]May I have your attention please?
请注意听我说好吗？ [00:06]May I have your attention please?
请注意听我说好吗？ [00:08]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
真正的Slim Shady请起立好吗？ [00:11]I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
我再说一遍 真正的Slim Shady请起立好吗？ [00:16]We're going to have a problem here
我们这儿可要出乱子了 [00:18]Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
你们装得从没见过白人似的 [00:20]jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
下巴惊掉地上 就像帕姆看到汤米破门而入 [00:23]started whoopin her ass worse than before
揍得她比离婚时更惨 [00:25]they first get divorced throwing her over furniture (scream)
当初离婚大战把她摔过家具（尖叫） [00:27]It's the return of the
这是王者归来的 [00:28]"Oh wait, no way, your kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
"等等 不可能 你开玩笑 他刚没说那种话吧 真说了？" [00:32]And Dr Dre said
而Dr Dre说 [00:33]....Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (haha)
...没说话 你们这些白痴 Dr Dre早死了 就关在我地下室（哈哈） [00:36]Feminist women love Eminem
女权主义者都爱埃米纳姆 [00:38]Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
叽叽喳喳的Slim Shady让我烦透 [00:41]look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what
看他在那儿晃悠 手还摸着那话儿 [00:43]limpin' to you know who "yeah, but hes so cute though"
跛着走向你知道的人 "但他多可爱呀" [00:45]Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
没错我脑子可能缺根弦 [00:47]but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
但比不上你们爸妈卧室里的荒唐事 [00:50]Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose,
有时我真想上电视彻底放飞 [00:52]but can't, but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
但不行 可汤姆·格林能艹死驼鹿就没事 [00:55]my bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
我的屁股贴着你嘴唇 我的屁股贴着你嘴唇 [00:56]and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
运气好说不定能得个香吻 [00:59]and that's the message that we deliver to little kids
这就是我们传给小孩的讯息 [01:01]and expect them not to know what a womens p***y is.
还指望他们不懂女人下面长啥样 [01:03]Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
他们当然知道性交是啥 [01:05]by the time they hit 4th grade,
等到四年级的时候 [01:07]they got the discovery channel don't they?
不是还有探索频道嘛？ [01:08]We ain't nothing but mammals; well some of us cannibals
我们不过是哺乳动物 有些还是食人族 [01:10]who cut other people open like cantaloupes.
把别人像甜瓜一样剖开 [01:13]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
但要是能艹死去的动物和羚羊 [01:16]then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
那俩男人结婚又有何妨 [01:18]But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote.
要是你也这么想 我有解药良方 [01:20]Women wave your panty hoes, sing the chorus and it goes...
姑娘们挥起内裤 跟我合唱... [01:22]I'm Slim Shady
我是Slim Shady [01:23]Yes I'm the real Shady
对 我是本尊 [01:24]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
其他冒牌货都在模仿 [01:26]So won't the real Slim Shady...
所以真正的Slim Shady... [01:28]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
请起立 请起立 请起立 [01:31]becuase I'm Slim Shady
因为我是Slim Shady [01:32]Yes I'm the real Shady
对 我是本尊 [01:33]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
其他冒牌货都在模仿 [01:35]So won't the real Slim shady...
所以真正的Slim Shady... [01:37]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
请起立 请起立 请起立 [01:40]Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
威尔·史密斯不用脏话也能卖唱片 [01:43]Well I do, so **** him and **** you too.
但老子需要 去他妈的 也去你的 [01:45]You think I give a damm about a Grammy?
你以为我在乎格莱美？ [01:47]Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me.
半数乐评人听了我就反胃 更别说支持 [01:50]"But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird?"
"但Slim你要是赢了不尴尬吗" [01:52]Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?
为啥？就为让你们骗我来这儿？ [01:54]So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears.
好让我坐在小甜甜布兰妮旁边？ [01:56]****, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
靠 克里斯蒂娜该跟我换座位 [01:59]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
我要挨着卡森·戴利和弗雷德·德斯特 [02:01]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first.
听他们争谁先吃到她的嘴 [02:03]Little b***h put me on blast on MTV
小贱人在MTV黑我 [02:05]"yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim, hehe"
"他是帅 但好像娶了金姆 嘻嘻" [02:08]I should download her audio on mp3
该把她的录音做成MP3 [02:10]And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D. (scream)
让全世界知道你怎么传染我性病（尖叫） [02:12]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
受够你们这些少男少女组合 [02:15]So I've been sent here to destroy you
老子就是来消灭你们的 [02:17]And theres a million of us just like me
还有百万个像我这样的人 [02:19]Who cuss like me
像我一样满嘴脏话 [02:20]Who just don't give a **** like me
像我一样不管不顾 [02:21]Who dress like me
像我一样穿衣 [02:22]Walk, talk and act like me
言行举止都像我 [02:23]It just might be the next best thing
可能成为下个巨星 [02:25]But not quite me
但比不上我 [02:26]I'm Slim Shady
我是Slim Shady [02:27]Yes I'm the real Shady
对 我是本尊 [02:28]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
其他冒牌货都在模仿 [02:30]So won't the real Slim Shady...
所以真正的Slim Shady... [02:32]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
请起立 请起立 请起立 [02:35]becuase I'm Slim Shady
因为我是Slim Shady [02:36]Yes I'm the real Shady
对 我是本尊 [02:37]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
其他冒牌货都在模仿 [02:40]So won't the real Slim shady...
所以真正的Slim Shady... [02:41]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
请起立 请起立 请起立 [02:44]I'm like a headtrip to listen to
听我说唱像磕了药 [02:46]Cause I'm only giving you
因为我说的全是 [02:47]things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
你们在客厅里和朋友开玩笑的事 [02:49]The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll
唯一区别是我敢当着你们面说 [02:52]And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all
而且绝不粉饰虚伪 [02:54]I just get on the mic and spit it
抓起麦克就开喷 [02:56]And whether you like to admit it (rip)
不管你们愿不愿意承认（切） [02:57]I just **** it better than 90% of you rappers out there
我艹得比九成rapper都带劲 [03:00]Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums.
还奇怪为什么孩子像吃镇静剂般沉迷 [03:03]Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30
好笑的是照这趋势到三十岁 [03:05]Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty.
我会是养老院唯一的撩妹高手 [03:07]Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking
边用杰根斯打飞机边摸护士屁股 [03:10]But this whole bag of viagra isn't working
但这堆伟哥完全没卵用 [03:12]And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'
每个人心里都藏着Slim Shady [03:14]He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings
可能在汉堡王往你洋葱圈吐口水 [03:16]Or in the parking lot circling
或在停车场兜圈 [03:19]screaming I don't give a ****
吼着老子不在乎 [03:20]With his windows down and system up
车窗摇下音响炸街 [03:22]So will the real Shady, please stand up
所以真正的Shady 请起立 [03:23]and put one of those fingures on each hand up
双手都给我比出中指 [03:26]and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
为你的疯癫失控骄傲 [03:28]and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
再大声喊一次 怎么唱来着？ [03:30]Cuz I'm Slim Shady
因为我是Slim Shady [03:31]Yes I'm the real Shady
对 我是本尊 [03:32]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
其他冒牌货都在模仿 [03:35]So won't the real Slim Shady...
所以真正的Slim Shady... [03:36]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
请起立 请起立 请起立 [03:39]becuase I'm Slim Shady
因为我是Slim Shady [03:40]Yes I'm the real Shady
对 我是本尊 [03:41]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
其他冒牌货都在模仿 [03:44]So won't the real Slim shady...
所以真正的Slim Shady... [03:45]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
请起立 请起立 请起立 [03:49]I'm Slim Shady
我是Slim Shady [03:50]Yes I'm the real Shady
对 我是本尊 [03:51]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
其他冒牌货都在模仿 [03:53]So won't the real Slim Shady...
所以真正的Slim Shady... [03:54]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
请起立 请起立 请起立 [03:58]becuase I'm Slim Shady
因为我是Slim Shady [03:59]Yes I'm the real Shady
对 我是本尊 [04:00]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
其他冒牌货都在模仿 [04:02]So won't the real Slim shady...
所以真正的Slim Shady... [04:03]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
请起立 请起立 请起立
请注意听我说好吗？ [00:06]May I have your attention please?
请注意听我说好吗？ [00:08]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
真正的Slim Shady请起立好吗？ [00:11]I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
我再说一遍 真正的Slim Shady请起立好吗？ [00:16]We're going to have a problem here
我们这儿可要出乱子了 [00:18]Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
你们装得从没见过白人似的 [00:20]jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
下巴惊掉地上 就像帕姆看到汤米破门而入 [00:23]started whoopin her ass worse than before
揍得她比离婚时更惨 [00:25]they first get divorced throwing her over furniture (scream)
当初离婚大战把她摔过家具（尖叫） [00:27]It's the return of the
这是王者归来的 [00:28]"Oh wait, no way, your kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
"等等 不可能 你开玩笑 他刚没说那种话吧 真说了？" [00:32]And Dr Dre said
而Dr Dre说 [00:33]....Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (haha)
...没说话 你们这些白痴 Dr Dre早死了 就关在我地下室（哈哈） [00:36]Feminist women love Eminem
女权主义者都爱埃米纳姆 [00:38]Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
叽叽喳喳的Slim Shady让我烦透 [00:41]look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what
看他在那儿晃悠 手还摸着那话儿 [00:43]limpin' to you know who "yeah, but hes so cute though"
跛着走向你知道的人 "但他多可爱呀" [00:45]Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
没错我脑子可能缺根弦 [00:47]but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
但比不上你们爸妈卧室里的荒唐事 [00:50]Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose,
有时我真想上电视彻底放飞 [00:52]but can't, but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
但不行 可汤姆·格林能艹死驼鹿就没事 [00:55]my bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
我的屁股贴着你嘴唇 我的屁股贴着你嘴唇 [00:56]and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
运气好说不定能得个香吻 [00:59]and that's the message that we deliver to little kids
这就是我们传给小孩的讯息 [01:01]and expect them not to know what a womens p***y is.
还指望他们不懂女人下面长啥样 [01:03]Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
他们当然知道性交是啥 [01:05]by the time they hit 4th grade,
等到四年级的时候 [01:07]they got the discovery channel don't they?
不是还有探索频道嘛？ [01:08]We ain't nothing but mammals; well some of us cannibals
我们不过是哺乳动物 有些还是食人族 [01:10]who cut other people open like cantaloupes.
把别人像甜瓜一样剖开 [01:13]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
但要是能艹死去的动物和羚羊 [01:16]then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
那俩男人结婚又有何妨 [01:18]But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote.
要是你也这么想 我有解药良方 [01:20]Women wave your panty hoes, sing the chorus and it goes...
姑娘们挥起内裤 跟我合唱... [01:22]I'm Slim Shady
我是Slim Shady [01:23]Yes I'm the real Shady
对 我是本尊 [01:24]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
其他冒牌货都在模仿 [01:26]So won't the real Slim Shady...
所以真正的Slim Shady... [01:28]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
请起立 请起立 请起立 [01:31]becuase I'm Slim Shady
因为我是Slim Shady [01:32]Yes I'm the real Shady
对 我是本尊 [01:33]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
其他冒牌货都在模仿 [01:35]So won't the real Slim shady...
所以真正的Slim Shady... [01:37]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
请起立 请起立 请起立 [01:40]Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
威尔·史密斯不用脏话也能卖唱片 [01:43]Well I do, so **** him and **** you too.
但老子需要 去他妈的 也去你的 [01:45]You think I give a damm about a Grammy?
你以为我在乎格莱美？ [01:47]Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me.
半数乐评人听了我就反胃 更别说支持 [01:50]"But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird?"
"但Slim你要是赢了不尴尬吗" [01:52]Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?
为啥？就为让你们骗我来这儿？ [01:54]So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears.
好让我坐在小甜甜布兰妮旁边？ [01:56]****, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
靠 克里斯蒂娜该跟我换座位 [01:59]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
我要挨着卡森·戴利和弗雷德·德斯特 [02:01]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first.
听他们争谁先吃到她的嘴 [02:03]Little b***h put me on blast on MTV
小贱人在MTV黑我 [02:05]"yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim, hehe"
"他是帅 但好像娶了金姆 嘻嘻" [02:08]I should download her audio on mp3
该把她的录音做成MP3 [02:10]And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D. (scream)
让全世界知道你怎么传染我性病（尖叫） [02:12]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
受够你们这些少男少女组合 [02:15]So I've been sent here to destroy you
老子就是来消灭你们的 [02:17]And theres a million of us just like me
还有百万个像我这样的人 [02:19]Who cuss like me
像我一样满嘴脏话 [02:20]Who just don't give a **** like me
像我一样不管不顾 [02:21]Who dress like me
像我一样穿衣 [02:22]Walk, talk and act like me
言行举止都像我 [02:23]It just might be the next best thing
可能成为下个巨星 [02:25]But not quite me
但比不上我 [02:26]I'm Slim Shady
我是Slim Shady [02:27]Yes I'm the real Shady
对 我是本尊 [02:28]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
其他冒牌货都在模仿 [02:30]So won't the real Slim Shady...
所以真正的Slim Shady... [02:32]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
请起立 请起立 请起立 [02:35]becuase I'm Slim Shady
因为我是Slim Shady [02:36]Yes I'm the real Shady
对 我是本尊 [02:37]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
其他冒牌货都在模仿 [02:40]So won't the real Slim shady...
所以真正的Slim Shady... [02:41]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
请起立 请起立 请起立 [02:44]I'm like a headtrip to listen to
听我说唱像磕了药 [02:46]Cause I'm only giving you
因为我说的全是 [02:47]things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
你们在客厅里和朋友开玩笑的事 [02:49]The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll
唯一区别是我敢当着你们面说 [02:52]And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all
而且绝不粉饰虚伪 [02:54]I just get on the mic and spit it
抓起麦克就开喷 [02:56]And whether you like to admit it (rip)
不管你们愿不愿意承认（切） [02:57]I just **** it better than 90% of you rappers out there
我艹得比九成rapper都带劲 [03:00]Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums.
还奇怪为什么孩子像吃镇静剂般沉迷 [03:03]Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30
好笑的是照这趋势到三十岁 [03:05]Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty.
我会是养老院唯一的撩妹高手 [03:07]Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking
边用杰根斯打飞机边摸护士屁股 [03:10]But this whole bag of viagra isn't working
但这堆伟哥完全没卵用 [03:12]And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'
每个人心里都藏着Slim Shady [03:14]He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings
可能在汉堡王往你洋葱圈吐口水 [03:16]Or in the parking lot circling
或在停车场兜圈 [03:19]screaming I don't give a ****
吼着老子不在乎 [03:20]With his windows down and system up
车窗摇下音响炸街 [03:22]So will the real Shady, please stand up
所以真正的Shady 请起立 [03:23]and put one of those fingures on each hand up
双手都给我比出中指 [03:26]and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
为你的疯癫失控骄傲 [03:28]and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
再大声喊一次 怎么唱来着？ [03:30]Cuz I'm Slim Shady
因为我是Slim Shady [03:31]Yes I'm the real Shady
对 我是本尊 [03:32]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
其他冒牌货都在模仿 [03:35]So won't the real Slim Shady...
所以真正的Slim Shady... [03:36]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
请起立 请起立 请起立 [03:39]becuase I'm Slim Shady
因为我是Slim Shady [03:40]Yes I'm the real Shady
对 我是本尊 [03:41]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
其他冒牌货都在模仿 [03:44]So won't the real Slim shady...
所以真正的Slim Shady... [03:45]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
请起立 请起立 请起立 [03:49]I'm Slim Shady
我是Slim Shady [03:50]Yes I'm the real Shady
对 我是本尊 [03:51]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
其他冒牌货都在模仿 [03:53]So won't the real Slim Shady...
所以真正的Slim Shady... [03:54]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
请起立 请起立 请起立 [03:58]becuase I'm Slim Shady
因为我是Slim Shady [03:59]Yes I'm the real Shady
对 我是本尊 [04:00]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
其他冒牌货都在模仿 [04:02]So won't the real Slim shady...
所以真正的Slim Shady... [04:03]Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
请起立 请起立 请起立
The Real Slim Shady-Eminem热门评论
上外教课的时候我喊了句 call me slim shady然后外教说stand up，我以为要以随便说话的罪名驱逐我，没想到那外教说the real slim shady please stand up please stand up……😂
