My Name Is-Eminem

[00:14.00]Ahem.. excuse me!
咳咳..打扰一下！ [00:18.00]Can I have the attention of the class
能占用全班同学 [00:20.00]for one second?
一秒钟吗？ [00:23.00]Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
孩子们好！喜欢暴力吗？（耶耶耶！） [00:26.00]Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)
想看我往眼皮钉九寸钉吗？（嗯哼！） [00:29.00]Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
想模仿我的一举一动吗？（耶耶！） [00:32.00]Try 'cid and get ****ed up worse than my life is? (Huh?)
想嗑药嗑得比我还惨吗？（哈？） [00:34.00]My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight
我脑子像灌铅 想保持清醒 [00:37.00]but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)
却在纠结该让哪个辣妹怀上我的种（呃...） [00:40.00]And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!"
Dr.Dre说："痞子你磕嗨了！" [00:43.00]Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"
才没有！"那你脸红啥？你个废柴！" [00:46.00]Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
十二岁起我就感觉身体住着另个人 [00:48.00]Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
因为我把原来的自己用皮带吊在上铺 [00:51.00]Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's **** off
暴怒中撕掉帕梅拉的** [00:54.00]And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
耳光狠到把她的衣服抽反像Kris Kross [00:57.00]I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
我抽完大麻摔个四脚朝天 [00:59.00]faster than a fat b***h who sat down too fast
比胖妞猛坐马桶的速度还要快 [01:02.00]C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)
过来贱货！（等等阿姆那是我女友！） [01:06.00]I don't give a ****, God sent me to piss the world off!
管他妈的 老子生来就是惹人厌！ [01:31.00]My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high
初中英语老师想和我上床 [01:34.00]The only problem was my English teacher was a guy
唯一问题是那老师是个男的 [01:37.00]I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
我用板擦砸他脸 追着用订书机 [01:40.00]and stapled his n**s to a stack of paper (Owwwwwwww!)
把他蛋蛋钉在纸上（嗷——！） [01:42.00]Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
拉链拉到顶走进脱衣舞俱乐部 [01:45.00]Flashed the bartender, then stuck my d**k in the tip cup (Wsssshhhhh...)
对酒保亮家伙 把老二塞进小费罐（哗...） [01:48.00]Extraterrestrial, killin pedestrians
外星来客 屠杀路人 [01:50.00]Rapin le**ians while they screamin: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"
强暴拉拉时她们哭喊"做朋友吧" [01:53.00]Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
人生99%都在被骗 [01:56.00]I just found out my mom does more shit than I do
刚发现我妈比我还堕落 [01:59.00]I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
我说要当说唱巨星报答她 [02:02.00]Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)
出张吸毒专辑就用她命名（谢谢啊！） [02:05.00]You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
当女人像追亚瑟小子般扑向你 [02:07.00]and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)
疯狂摸手时 你就真火了（啊——！） [02:10.00]This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?)
白色城堡里有人要签名（哥们能给签名吗？） [02:13.00] [02:38.00]Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
快停带！该把这小子关起来！（抓住他！） [02:41.00]Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE!
Dr.Dre别愣着 快动手！ [02:44.00]I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die
我还不想死 太可怕了 [02:47.00]I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
得让人抬进墓地活埋才行 [02:50.00]Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide
我是来是去？完全分不清 [02:53.00]I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
刚灌完伏特加 敢让我开车？（来啊） [02:56.00]All my life I was very deprived
这辈子啥都没享受过 [02:58.00]I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide
多年没碰女人 手掌汗毛密得藏不住 [03:01.00]Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)
衣服烂得像绿巨人（呸——） [03:03.00]I spit when I talk, I'll **** anything that walks (C'mere)
说话喷口水 见人就乱搞（过来） [03:06.00]When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
小时候饿急了就发疯 [03:09.00]HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!) YOU AIN'T GOT NO N*****S! (WAH!)
妈你没乳头怎么喂奶？（哇！）你没奶头！（哇！） [03:13.00]I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
我躺在床上给自己绑安全带 [03:15.00]Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!)
穿上防弹衣爆自己的头（砰！） [03:18.00]I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!)
怒火中烧（呃啊——！） [03:19.00]And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)
顺便见到我爸的话？（嗯？） [03:21.00]Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had
告诉他我割了他喉咙 在梦里 [03:34.00][03:24.00][02:16.00][01:19.00][01:09.00][00:00.00]Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
嗨！我叫..（啥？）我叫..（谁？） [03:39.00][03:27.00][02:19.00][01:23.00][01:12.00][00:04.00]My name is.. {"{"}scratches} Slim Shady
我叫.. {搓碟声} 痞子阿姆 [03:40.00][03:29.00][02:22.00][01:25.00][01:14.00][00:07.00]Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
嗨！我叫..（嗯？）我叫..（啥？） [03:44.00][03:33.00][02:26.00][01:29.00][01:18.00][00:09.00]My name is.. {"{"}scratches} Slim Shady
我叫.. {搓碟声} 痞子阿姆