Saturday (skit)-Logic

[00:00.78]Turn that record off! Turn it down! Your music's too loud! Turn it down!
赶紧把音乐关掉！关小点！声音太大了！快关掉！ [00:03.39]Reppin' G-Burg, Take time, Rape rhyme, When I rape rhyme
为盖瑟斯堡代言，慢慢来，干翻这个beat，我就是押韵之王 [00:06.36]What the hell going on in here with all this noise?
你把音乐放这么大想造反吗？ [00:08.66]Da- Dad what are are you doing, man? Why you just run in my room like that, man?
爸你干嘛？！为什么你随随便便就闯进我的房间？ [00:11.98]Turn the record down! This ain't no- I love Johnny Mathis or Nat King Cole!
把音乐关掉！这才不是..我喜欢的是约翰尼·马蒂斯和纳特·金·科尔（两个人都是爵士乐歌手） [00:16.95]Dad...
我的老父亲啊.. [00:17.61]Who the hell are these people rappin'? 2 Chainz, and Change, and two, three chains.
这些人在唱尼玛呢？二链子？我还三链子呢 [00:18.66]Aw, man... c'mon...
嗷，老爸，拜托.. [00:20.45]What the hell is going with this music today?
现在的音乐怎么变成这个样子了？ [00:22.00](Chuckles) Dad, it's called hip-hop, man. It's my dream.
爸，这叫黑怕好吗？这是我的梦想！ [00:25.14]Boy, you better wake up!
孩子，那你现在可得醒醒了 [00:26.26]See, I kn- I knew you wouldn't understand. You never understand.
啊这，我知道你不理解，你永远不会理解我.. [00:28.42]Why ain't you in school?
今天怎么不去上学？ [00:29.59]Dad, it's Saturday
爸，今天周六。 [00:30.88]Oh yeah, okay. It is Saturday.
哦，对哦，今天的确周六 [00:32.52]Yeah. Yeah, it's Saturday.
昂，对，周六 [00:33.59]Alright then... Get a job!
那好吧..那就去找份工作！ [00:34.44]Get a job?
找工作？ [00:35.57]Damn... Eat up everything in the damn refrigerator.
害..冰箱里的东西该吃完了 [00:37.30]N-N-No. Dad, this is gonna be my job, man!
不不不，爸，这将会是我的工作 [00:39.03]Oh, boy! You just as stubborn just like your momma! Ooh! That fine momma of yours!
噢，孩子，你跟你妈一样固执。噢，你那绝世佳人母亲！ [00:43.83]Dad, stop.
爸，你够了 [00:44.92]That's the prettiest white woman I've ever seen, and I ain't seen one pretty since like that
那是我见过最美的白人姑娘，之后我再也没有见过像她那样美丽的人了 [00:46.15]Dad... Dad, no... Dad... Dad, stop!
爸..你别这样..爸..爸！别说了！ [00:48.28]Bi*ch, I was a Nubian explorer. Let me tell you, your momma- Ooh! That was the finest [00:49.55]white woman I've seen in my life!
你爸我曾经可是个努比亚探险家，我给你讲讲你妈妈，噢，那可是我一生中见过最迷人的白人女孩 [00:51.69]Oh my God... Dad! Dad... why you always...?
我的天..爸..为什么你总是.. [00:54.59]Her hair blowin' in the wind! Whew! Every time I think about it I say, "Whew!"
她那飘扬的秀发，芜湖，我每次想起这一幕我都会说：“芜湖~” [00:58.01]Dad- Dad, just stop! Alright? I don- Don't- I d-d- I don't wanna hear that! C'mon, man!
爸，别说这些好吗？我..我根本就不想听啊！拜托！ [01:06.07]Those pretty blue eyes! Her hair flowin'!
那双漂亮的蓝眼睛，她飘扬的秀发.. [01:07.74]You do this every day.
你每天都这么说.. [01:09.74]She can cook. She can cook! Oh my goodness, she can fry some chicken! Whew!
她厨艺了得，我的天哪，她炸鸡可香了 [01:11.26]You do thi- really? Okay... There's no stoppin' you.
你每天都..不是吧..好吧，什么也拦不住你 [01:12.59]Where does she learn that? Those fine big ol' juicy *******!
她从哪学的这些？还有她丰满的身材！ [01:16.11]What?! Ew- Da- Eww! Dad!
蛤？我呕，爸！ [01:17.34]Booty! Booty! Big Bertha booty!
波涛汹涌！ [01:18.83]No! Ew! Oh, God!
快停下！无语了.. [01:19.84]Mm-Mm-Mm! Them ******* all in my !
嗯哼，那些漂亮的小东西在我的.. [01:21.16]Dad! No! C'mon! Oh my...
爸！拜托！ [01:22.04]Big bang! Big bang! Big bang!
邦邦棒！ [01:23.03]Dad... Dad! Stop man! Fo' real! If you don't stop I'm a call Child Services, alright?
爸..爸！快打住吧兄弟！我认真的！要是你再讲下去的话我就要给儿童服务热线打电话了！ [01:27.75]You gon- You gonna call Child Services
你要打儿童服务热线？ [01:29.75]Yeah, yeah, hum, Child Services... Yeah, you ain't gon' be laughing in jail.
对啊，对，儿童服务热线，你在铁窗里就笑不出来了 [01:31.22]Go ahead!
那你打啊 [01:31.24]Tsst. Oh man...
切，老顽固.. [01:32.43]I need the silence.
我得清静清静 [01:33.79]Oh, you think it's funny now. Look, Dad, I jus- I just wanna make music, man. I don't understand what the big problem is, why can't I-
嗯？你开始觉得好玩了是吗？听着老爸，我只是想做音乐，我不明白有什么问题..为什么我就不能.. [01:40.21]I’mma let you. I'mma let you do your things. Do your things! I used to sing like The Temptations
我没说不让你做，你可以做你想做的事情，去做你喜欢的事情啊！我曾经也喜欢像诱惑乐队那样唱歌呢！ [01:43.95]The Tentations, yeah.
哦哦，诱惑乐队啊（可不就是宁这种老人家的最爱吗？） [01:44.83]I got sunshiiiiine
我沐浴着阳光啊~ [01:46.06]Oh my God... Dad...
拜托，老爸 [01:47.47]Don’t frown when you hear me sing, boy!
别在你老爸唱歌的时候愁眉苦脸的 [01:48.81]Oh, okay, look that was back in your day, Dad, and today is my day, and ju- I just wanna make this music, Man. C'mon! Lemme, lemme-
哎呀老爸，那是你那个年代的东西了，新时代掌握在年轻人的手里，我只是想做我喜欢的音乐，老爸，拜托可不可以..可不可以.. [01:54.27]Alright. Look, son...
好的，听着儿子 [01:55.38]Yeah, yeah?
嗯？ [01:56.53]If you're gonna do this...
如果你真想做这个 [01:57.44]Uh-huh...
嗯哼 [01:58.42]Not run the streets, causing trouble...
不跑到街上混 [01:59.00]I know you don't wanna hear about it, cause... I get so excited about her!
我知道你不想听..但是，我一想到她就兴奋 [01:59.05]Oh my God...
我佛了.. [01:59.48]Alright...
没问题 [02:00.83]And make the music
专心做音乐 [02:01.90]Alright...
我做得到 [02:02.93]I'll support you.
我会支持你的 [02:04.00]Alright, damn...
真的吗，太好了 [02:04.86]Right?
都答应我吗？ [02:05.63]Yeah- Yeah.
没问题没问题 [02:06.29]What's your momma's phone number?
你妈电话号码多少来着？ [02:07.11]What? He- Hey...
蛤？拜托.. [02:08.24]for me and that pretty white woman.
为了我和你迷人的老妈.. [02:08.92]Dad, stop!
爸，你够了！ [02:09.69]Whew... whew!
芜湖..芜湖~