Right For Me-Eminem

[00:03.89]I feel phenomenal as usual [00:05.12]Pharmaceuticals, glue sniffin' pools of vomit at Bonnaroo [00:07.65]But I don't know if I'm in Tennessee, Chicago, or Houston [00:09.79]In the corner tryin' to seek solitude [00:11.25]Shallow but such a hollow dude [00:12.41]I won't even swallow solid food [00:13.79]Alcoholic too, plus I'm on lean like the Tower of Pisa [00:16.41]Top it off I'm on mushrooms so **** all of you [00:18.93]Roses are violet, mollies are blue [00:20.29]Lost in a ball of confusion [00:21.17]Its all an illusion [00:22.09]It's probably the shrooms I'm on [00:23.17]Cause I think I started hallucinating [00:24.69]Cause I just thought I heard Jay Electronica and Odd Future's new **** [00:27.15]And all I could do was follow the music [00:28.65]And end up with Paula Abdul at Lollapalooza [00:30.77]Fillin' water balloons with nail polish remover [00:33.27]Just to pop in a wallow in fumes [00:34.63]I feel uptight I gotta get looser [00:36.41]After I finish polishing off this bottle of booze I got a solution [00:39.17]Concentrated like orange juice so I'm not as deluded [00:41.51]Cause all this delusion got me seein' **** [00:43.15]Excusez-moi but that hoochie that passed [00:44.65]You see her ass? Wouldn't make her my main squeeze [00:46.38]Butt juicier, ass it belongs in a juicer [00:48.67]It's mouth waterin' too so I walked over to her like a Marshall [00:51.14]Wanna try to meet my standards? I'll introduce ya" [00:53.09]Oh I'm a misogynist too but I'm not a masseuse [00:55.37]But my attitude is rubbin' off on the youth [00:57.17]Chronic abuser, and I don't mean a user of ********* [00:59.53]I mean verbal assault that I use to smoke all of you losers [01:02.60]Got a bazooka, a shotgun, a ruger, a Glock, and a nuke [01:05.12]And a Rottweiler too, and I'm not in the mood so [01:07.33]When I say I'm bringing the TEC out [01:08.61]I'm not coming to repair your ******' electronic computers [01:11.82]God, I'm gonna puke [01:12.89]I'm so gone off the hookah [01:13.87]I think I swallowed a loofah [01:15.55]I'm tore up, demolished, I'm ******' stoned like Oliver [01:17.23]Like I looked Medusa in the eyeball to seduce her [01:19.57]The thoughts I produce are loony tunes [01:21.91]The box of reusable latex gloves and the socks and the shoes [01:24.71]That were placed next to Veronica's boobs [01:26.43]And the paycheck stubs that were stuffed in the glove box [01:28.03]In a blue Honda with used condoms were clues [01:29.81]The girl was just not the one suitable for him [01:31.79]Right for me, (that will) change me, rearrange my head to be [01:39.23]Just right for you and me, don't laugh, please listen, to me [01:48.98]Thought I'd give in to the pressure [01:50.11]Collapse and crumble perhaps [01:51.23]Relapsing under that [01:52.33]Well that's a bunch of crap [01:53.29]In the clutch, I'm the Captain Crunch of rap [01:54.60]And I'm sick of acting humble, that's enough of that [01:56.40]**** that ****, cud the sack [01:57.47]Like it's a natural reaction [01:58.51]That's why I'm actually trapped in this shoving match [02:00.35]Cause push keeps coming to that [02:01.47]I can keep getting my ass kicked and coming back [02:03.24]Like a sarcastic crumpled sack of ****, still mad [02:04.97]Disgruntled, had some struggles, yeah [02:06.25]But that passion and hunger's back [02:07.14]What a fantastic juggling act [02:08.14]And the way I flip my tongue on the track [02:09.40]It's like verbal acrobatics [02:10.68]But in fact [02:11.59]Last time I tried to pull off a dramatic stunt as drastic [02:13.28]I ******' crashed my hovercraft [02:14.78]After I strapped a duffel bag to my back [02:15.91]And stuffed a massive punchin' bag in it [02:17.32]And an elastic bungee strap, rubber, plaster, a thumb tack [02:19.59]And a piece of plastic bubble wrap [02:20.83]Went spastic and ******' snapped [02:21.99]Jumped and splashed in a puddle of battery acid [02:23.80]Stumbled back, recovered, back flipped [02:25.37]And landed on a gymnastic tumble mat [02:27.84]And for my last trick, lunge on back [02:29.03]Latch on a NASA shuttle flap, ******' snap the rudder in half [02:31.10]Chuckled and laughed, utter my last rebuttal [02:32.87]And just as I'm to come crashin' [02:33.98]I grab my Go-Go-Gadget inflatable gigantic humongous mattress [02:36.44]And ceramic construction hat [02:38.07]Rub my magic mushroom tat [02:39.15]For luck then splat, get up from that [02:40.45]Face taped to a waste paper basket [02:41.82]Throw up then gasp, lungs collapsed [02:43.47]And that's more likely than finding someone that's [02:45.93]Right for me, (that will) change me, rearrange my head to be [02:52.00]Just right for you and me, don't laugh, please listen, to me [03:02.88]Couple of shots of J盲ger [03:04.17]Public intoxication, dis-******'-combobulation [03:06.52]Flooded with thoughts of anger [03:08.12]While I was away I know probably some of you got to thinkin' [03:09.84]"You're top ten ain't cha?" stop it, you ******* are talkin' crazy [03:12.03]And stop interrupting you're not even up in that conversation [03:15.21]Whether you're punchin' a clock or famous [03:16.80]Underground, pop, or nameless, whatever your job is [03:18.74]I give a **** what's your occupation [03:19.97]You're thinkin' just cause you came in with scrubs [03:21.61]And you brought the scalpel and sponge [03:22.90]The oxygen tank and the suction and shot the brain surgeon [03:24.54]Stuck in the operating room [03:25.74]Once you done swapped your name with him [03:26.92]Smuggled in Ronald Reagan [03:28.28]If you dug him up; Donald Fagen [03:29.24]While juggling waffles, bacon [03:30.30]A ******' McDonalds egg and cheese sausage bagel finagled it [03:32.52]Flung it across the table [03:33.68]Then bump it and knock it shake it [03:35.20]Jumped and got in the way then disrupted my concentration [03:37.28]I said **** it and lost my patience [03:38.32]They all woke up from sedation [03:39.56]Ain't none of you Dr Dre [03:40.48]So then what is it got you thinkin' [03:41.67]You can **** with this operation? [03:43.96]Aftermath, still running hip-hop amazing [03:46.30]I'm still pluggin' along [03:47.44]No need for an assumption [03:48.76]Here's confirmation [03:49.42]I'm up for the long duration [03:50.66]I'm just looking for something to walk away with [03:52.13]Some pocket change and a little integrity [03:53.79]Though I'll probably be jumpin' across the stage [03:55.45]'Til I'm ******' Madonna's age and [03:56.78]Stuck in an awkward place in my life [03:58.14]But I **** you not like I'm plugged up with constipation [04:00.10]That day will come before I finally stumble upon some lady that's [04:02.82]Right for me, (that will) change me, rearrange my head to be [04:09.82]Just right for you and me, don't laugh, please listen, to me