The Worst Pies in London-Stephen Sondheim

[00:00.680]A customer [00:02.370]Wait what's your rush [00:03.580]What's your hurry [00:04.290]You gave me such a [00:05.30]Fright i thought you was a ghost [00:06.250]Half a minute can't ya sit [00:07.350]Sit ya down [00:08.360]Sit [00:09.210]All i meant is that i haven't seen a customer for weeks [00:11.400]Did ya come here for a pie sir [00:14.29]Do forgive me if my head's a little vague [00:16.789]What is that [00:17.459]But you'd think we had the plague [00:19.299]From the way that people [00:20.469]Keep avoiding [00:21.169]No you don't [00:22.279]Heaven knows i try sir [00:24.249]But there's no one comes in even to inhale [00:26.739]But there's no one comes in even to inhale [00:29.659]Mind you i can hardly blame them [00:33.09]These are probably the worst pies in london [00:37.58]I know why nobody cares to take them [00:39.698]I should know [00:40.728]I make them [00:41.928]But good [00:43.328]The worst pies in london [00:46.318]Even that's polite the worst pies in london [00:50.678]If you doubt it take a bite [00:54.678]Is that just disgusting [00:57.417]You have to concede it [00:59.827]It's nothing but crusting [01:02.407]Here drink this you'll need it [01:05.727]The worst pies in london [01:08.556]And no wonder with the price of meat [01:10.566]What it is [01:11.376]When you get it [01:12.266]Never thought i'd live to see the day [01:14.775]Men'd think it was a treat [01:16.45]Findin'poor [01:16.825]Animals [01:17.825]What are dyin'in the street [01:19.235]Mrs mooney has a pie shop [01:22.55]Does a business but i notice something weird [01:24.795]Lately all her neighbors cats have disappeared [01:27.455]Have to hand it to her [01:28.975]What i calls [01:29.805]Enterprise [01:30.745]Poppin'pussies into pies [01:32.344]Wouldn't do in my shop [01:34.803]Just the thought of it's enough to make you sick [01:37.393]And i'm telling you them pussycats is quick [01:40.643]No denying times is hard sir [01:44.53]Even harder than the worst pies in london [01:48.93]Only lard and nothing more [01:49.773]Is that just revolting [01:52.103]All greasy and gritty [01:54.443]It looks like it's molting [01:56.863]And tastes like we'll pity [02:01.13]A woman alone with limited wind [02:08.752]And the worst pies in london [02:14.152]Ah sir [02:16.862]Times is hard [02:19.72]Times is hard [02:23.782]The Worst Pies In London -Stephen Sondheim