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[00:14.639]Come on, you old pest!
[00:16.70]Fetch a bottle of your best!
[00:17.330]What's the nectar of the day?
[00:19.140]
[00:20.460]Here try this lot
[00:21.580]Guaranteed to hit the spot
[00:22.900]Or I'm not Thenardier!
[00:25.480]Give us a glass of rum!
[00:26.660]Landlord over here!
[00:28.29]Right away you scum,
[00:29.279]Right away Monsieur!
[00:31.150]God, this place has gone to hell
[00:32.830]So you tell me every year!
[00:34.440]
[00:36.510]Mine host, Thenardier
[00:37.320]
[00:37.860]He was there, so they say
[00:39.420]At the field of Waterloo,
[00:41.980]
[00:42.550]Got there, it's true
[00:44.0]When the fight was all through
[00:45.40]But he knew just what to do!
[00:48.320]Crawling through the mud, so I've heard it said
[00:51.60]Picking through the pockets of the English dead
[00:53.840]He made a tidy score from the spoils of war!
[00:59.700]
[01:00.830]My band of soaks, my den of dissolute's
[01:04.90]My dirty jokes, my always pissed as newts
[01:07.800]My sons of whores spend there lives in my inn,
[01:12.960]
[01:14.270]Homing pigeons homing in
[01:17.400]They fly through my doors,
[01:21.840]And their money's good as yours!
[01:25.500]
[01:26.160]Ain't got a clue what he put into this stew,
[01:28.600]Must've scraped it off the street.
[01:30.190]
[01:31.810]God what a wine, Chateauneuf du Terpentine,
[01:34.340]Must've pressed it with his feet!
[01:36.660]Landlord over here
[01:38.100]Where's the bloody man?
[01:39.600]One more for the road,
[01:41.40]One more slug of gin!
[01:42.540]Just one more or my old man is gonna do me in...
[01:45.880]
[01:52.820]Welcome, Monsieur, sit yourself down
[01:56.190]And meet the best innkeeper in town
[01:59.690]
[02:00.700]As for the rest, all of 'em crooks:
[02:04.380]Rooking their guests and crooking the books
[02:08.299]
[02:10.299]Seldom do you see
[02:11.989]
[02:13.109]Honest men like me
[02:16.100]A gent of good intent
[02:18.429]Who's content to be
[02:21.500]
[02:22.620]Master of the house, doling out the charm
[02:25.940]Ready with a handshake and an open palm
[02:28.440]
[02:29.29]Tells a saucy tale, makes a little stir
[02:32.160]Customers appreciate a bon-viveur
[02:35.220]Glad to do a friend a favor
[02:38.410]Doesn't cost me to be nice
[02:41.540]But nothing gets you nothing
[02:41.600]
[02:43.160]Everything has got a little price!
[02:46.399]
[02:48.399]Master of the house, keeper of the zoo
[02:50.839]Ready to relieve 'em of a sou or two
[02:53.959]Watering the wine, making up the weight
[02:57.19]Pickin' up their knick-knacks when they can't see straight
[03:00.140]Everybody loves a landlord
[03:02.799]
[03:03.269]Everybody's bosom friend
[03:05.950]I do whatever pleases
[03:07.660]Jesus! Won't I bleed 'em in the end!
[03:10.220]
[03:11.600]Master of the house, quick to catch yer eye
[03:13.899]Never wants a passerby to pass him by
[03:16.839]Servant to the poor, butler to the great
[03:20.489]Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate!
[03:22.220]
[03:22.829]Everybody's boon companion
[03:25.950]Everybody's chaperone
[03:29.399]But lock up your valises
[03:30.519]Jesus! Won't I skin you to the bone!
[03:33.19]
[03:38.79]Enter Monsieur, lay down your load
[03:41.140]Unlace your boots, rest from the road
[03:44.239]
[03:46.429]This weighs a ton, travel's a curse
[03:49.560]But here we strive to lighten your purse
[03:53.19]
[03:55.220]Here the goose is cooked
[03:58.470]Here the fat is fried
[03:58.489]
[04:00.570]
[04:01.109]But nothing's overlooked
[04:04.600]Till I'm satisfied
[04:06.970]
[04:08.100]Food beyond compare. Food beyond belief
[04:10.910]Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef
[04:14.200]Kidney of a horse, liver of a cat
[04:17.200]Filling up the sausages with this and that
[04:20.269]Residents are more than welcome
[04:21.890]
[04:23.210]Bridal suite is occupied
[04:26.150]Reasonable charges
[04:27.900]Plus some little extras on the side!
[04:30.900]
[04:32.409]Charge 'em for the lice, extra for the mice
[04:35.530]Two percent for looking in the mirror twice
[04:38.900]Here a little slice, there a little cut
[04:41.659]Three percent for sleeping with the window shut
[04:45.99]When it comes to fixing prices
[04:46.800]
[04:47.500]There are a lot of tricks he knows
[04:50.680]How it all increases, all them bits and pieces
[04:53.570]Jesus! It's amazing how it grows!
[04:56.940]Master of the house, quick to catch yer eye
[04:59.690]Never wants a passerby to pass him by
[05:02.690]Servant to the poor, butler to the great
[05:05.690]Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate!
[05:09.300]Everybody's boon companion
[05:12.400]Gives 'em everything he's got
[05:14.450]Dirty bunch of geezers
[05:16.140]Jesus! What a sorry little lot!
[05:18.130]
[05:24.20]I used to dream that I would meet a prince
[05:27.890]But God Almighty, have you seen what's happened since?
[05:32.800]
[05:33.920]Master of the house? Isn't worth me spit!
[05:37.990]`Comforter, philosopher' and lifelong ****!
[05:41.680]Cunning little brain, regular Voltaire
[05:44.870]
[05:45.430]Thinks he's quite a lover but there's not much there
[05:49.120]What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse
[05:55.930]
[05:56.640]God knows how I've lasted living with this bastard in the house!
[06:01.950]Master of the house!
[06:03.390]Master and a half!
[06:05.430]
[06:05.50]Comforter, philosopher
[06:06.0]Ah, don't make me laugh!
[06:08.60]Servant to the poor, butler to the great
[06:11.0]Hypocrite and toady and inebriate!
[06:14.0]Everybody bless the landlord!
[06:15.969]
[06:17.159]Everybody bless his spouse!
[06:19.969]Everybody raise a glass
[06:22.219]
[06:23.409]Raise it up the master's arse
[06:25.289]
[06:26.240]Everybody raise a glass to the Master of the House!
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