Tone Deaf-Eminem

[00:00.000] 作词 : M Mathers/L. Resto [00:00.078] 作曲 : M Mathers/L. Resto [00:00.157]Yeah, I'm sorry (Huh?)
嘿，抱歉（哈？） [00:04.418]What did you say?
你说什么来着？ [00:07.246]Oh, I can't hear you
哦哦我没听清你在说什么 [00:10.254]I have an ear in****tion and I cunt finger it out (Out, haha)
我耳朵不好就算用手指抽插过也没用 [00:14.018](I need auto-tune)
（快给我加个auto-tune） [00:14.884]Yeah
听好 [00:15.972]It's my alter ego's fault, these evil thoughts could be so dark
我这些黑暗的想法如此邪恶，都是我另一个人格的锅 [00:19.322]Cerebral palsy, three Zoloft's
脑残了需要三片脑残片 [00:21.654]I eat those off to Rico Suave, look it up
我向Rico Suave致敬把药片吞下，如果你不知道他是谁就百度一下 [00:23.619]Cadillac with a ladder rack in the back, with a cracked
那辆断了轴的凯迪拉克，背包里满是对抗抑郁的药物 [00:26.363]Sell a backpack full of packs
卖了一整包 [00:27.687]Sell a black satchel, a nap sack in the flask full of ****in' Jack Daniels
卖了一整袋，卖了一整兜的白兰地和威士忌 [00:31.463]Girl, let's go back, back to my castle (Yeah)
妞啊跟我走吧，回我的快乐老家 [00:33.350]I don't wanna hassle you, Alexandra
不是我想骚扰你，小雅 [00:35.539]But my dick's an acronym 'cause it stands for you (Oh)
是我的小兄弟因为你已经变成脱缰的野马 [00:37.908]You, wait, Alexandra who? (Damn)
哦对你全名是什么来着（该死） [00:40.184]All I know is Friday, I met you (What?)
我只记得我们是周五认识的（是吗？） [00:42.342]Saturday, I'll probably forget you
不过可能周六我就把你忘了 [00:44.114]Guess that's what the Molly and X do (What the ****?)
好像我也是这么对待茉莉和我的前女友的（有没有搞错？） [00:46.370]'Cause we could **** a mile on your next two (Eh)
有时我也分不清楚是谁在我身边躺着 [00:48.159]But ever since D Nice to the rescue
自从D Nice发布了To tha Rescue [00:50.111]Feel a fresh crew (Uh), been a lab rat (Yeah)
还有Feel a fresh crew的年代，我就实验着嘻哈的玩法 [00:52.189]From a test tube (Uh), I'm goin' in like the red roof (Red roof in)
尝试着跨越极限就好像凯越酒店 [00:55.412]You don't like it, eat a cock 'til your jaw breaks
如果你不喜欢，食我大雕到下巴脱臼 [00:58.467]Call it caught between a rock and a hard place
你会感觉收到我的硬度 [01:00.157]Like a Sasquatch in a crawl place
像卡在老鼠洞里的大脚怪物 [01:01.881]'Cause you're watching your heart race like you're Scarface
像恐怖片一样让你心动过速 [01:03.878]In a car chase with the cops or an arcade
像游戏和电影里的追车桥段 [01:05.529]Stuck inside of a Mario Kart race, stuck in saw blades
开着马里奥赛车受到了障碍的阻拦 [01:08.036]At a stop and a start pace
在起点和终点之间 [01:09.437]What I'm tryin' to say is, I'm drivin' 'em all crazy
我把车开的如此的野蛮 [01:11.992]I can't understand a word you say (I'm tone-deaf)
你说的话我一窍不通（我听不见） [01:15.707]I think this way I prefer to stay (I'm tone-deaf)
我情愿让你觉得我聋（我听不见） [01:19.431]I won't stop even when my hair turns grey (I'm tone-deaf)
我会奋战到底至死方休（我听不见） [01:23.563]'Cause they won't stop until they cancel me (Yeah, yeah)
因为他们不干掉也绝不会善罢甘休（对对） [01:27.566]I see the rap game then attack the verses (Uh)
我看透了饶舌的游戏，向歌词发起了冲击 [01:29.772]Turn into a graveyard packed with hearses (Yeah)
冲了停满了灵车的墓地 [01:31.654]Just like your funeral, I'm at your service (What?)
好像这是你葬礼我为你送殓 [01:33.639]Pockets on stuffed like a taxidermist (Woo)
而我的腰包鼓的好像填充好的尸体 [01:35.744]Just landed in Los Angeles when this chick Angela and grandmother in a tan
刚飞到洛杉矶这有个肤色较深的姑娘叫安吉拉 [01:39.983]Called a van, pulled up with a hand full of Xans
打个车，手里抗焦虑的药有一大把 [01:42.317]And a substantial amount of ganja, just to ask what my
还有很多的大麻 [01:44.139]Plans for the night are (Yeah)
猜猜我今晚的计划是去干嘛 [01:45.539]I said sneakin' to the sleepin' for the weekend and pretend it's a five star
我会告诉你我要找个小旅馆假装它是五星酒店 [01:49.669]Yeah, I leap into the deep end of the pool, I can show you where the dives are
跳进它的泳池，给你介绍哪里可以下潜 [01:54.064]We don't even gotta drive far
这地方甚至离我们都不远 [01:55.715]I know this spot that is so live, but I'm tryna get some head first, like a nose dive (Haha)
这地方不错，让我先跳个水 [01:59.857]So many side chicks, can't decide which to slide with and which should I ditch
妞也挺多，让我无法抉择 [02:04.390]So when it comes to ass, I get behind like the hind lick (Yeah)
从后面来的时候我的体位好像海姆利克急救法 [02:08.130]Had one chick who liked to flip sometimes on some switchin' sides shit
约过一个有点朝三暮四的妞 [02:12.410]Pushed her out the side, kick your knife
从侧面发起进攻 [02:13.686]Flipped the lil' white bitch off like a light switch (Bitch)
点燃这个白妞像打开了白色的开关 [02:16.158]It's okay not to like my shit
不喜欢我的东西也无所谓 [02:17.855]Everything's fine, drink your wine, bitch
世界又不会毁灭，去一边喝你的红酒去吧娘们 [02:20.115]And get offline, quit whinin', this is just a rhyme, bitch
别做个唧唧歪歪的键盘党了，我写这些词只是为了押韵 [02:22.801]But ask me, will I stick to my guns like adhesive tape?
要不你问我，为啥我枪不离手 [02:25.244]Does Bill Cosby sedate once he treats the cheesecake and the decent steak?
那你说哪有主动放弃猎艳的色魔 [02:29.741]You think gettin' rid of me's a piece of cake?
你以为摆脱我是小菜一碟 [02:31.883]I'm harder than findin' Harvey Weinstein a date (Haha)
但我可比韦恩斯坦还要难搞 [02:33.929]And that's why they say I got more lines than Black Friday
我的歌词比黑五排队的人流还长 [02:36.551]So save that shit for the damn library (Shh)
噪起来把安静留给图书馆 [02:39.552]You heard of Chris Christophesen? (Yeah) Well, I am piss piss off'ed-eson (Oh)
听说过克里斯克里斯托佛森么，我是气不死就气死你佛森 [02:43.401]Paul's askin' for Christmas off again
我经纪人圣诞节要请假 [02:44.918]I said, "No," then I spit this song for him, it goes:
我拒绝了他并用这首歌做回应 [02:47.481]I can't understand a word you say (I'm tone-deaf)
你说的话我一窍不通（我听不见） [02:51.846]I think this way I prefer to stay (I'm tone-deaf)
我情愿让你觉得我聋（我听不见） [02:56.117]I won't stop even when my hair turns grey (I'm tone-deaf)
我会奋战到底至死方休（我听不见） [02:59.642]'Cause they won't stop until they cancel me (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
因为他们不干掉也绝不会善罢甘休（对对） [03:03.775]Bet I could make an orange rhyme with banana, bornana
跟你打赌我可以用橙色和香蕉押韵，比如成交 [03:07.083]Eating pork rhines, sword fightin' in pajamas
吃着炸猪皮，穿着睡衣持剑战斗 [03:09.678]At the crib, playin' Fortnite with your grandma
在家和祖母一起玩堡垒之夜 [03:11.648]But I'm more like I'm 4'5" with the grammar
我就好像用辞藻当子弹的点45 [03:13.197]'Bout to show you why your five favourite rappers, can't touch this
给你看看为什么你粉的那些rapper都干不过我 [03:15.926]But before I get the hammer, I should warn you I'm Thor-like in this manner
在我拿起我的战锤之前，我得先警告你我堪称雷神附体 [03:18.871]But the day I lose sleep over you critiquin' me
在我允许你评判我的那天 [03:21.462]I ever let you cocksuckers eat at me
或是允许你们这群怂货消费我的那天 [03:23.597]I'd need to be a mother****in' pizzeria, but you ain't gettin' no cheese from me
我会是最大牌的披萨店，你们别想在我这吃到芝士 [03:27.602]I went from Lil' Ceasers, Bill teases, grilled cheeses
我从小店做到大 [03:31.228]Bein' dirt poured, filthy rich, still me, bitch
从一名不值到富得流油，但我不曾改变自己 [03:34.370]Like a realtor, it's realty, bitch (Real talk)
好像贩售现实的地产商，现实的不能再现实 [03:36.096]Aftermath, bitch, whole camp's lit
Aftermath厂牌，全员火到不行 [03:38.035]We put out fire, Dre stamps it
我们自己灭火，Dre掌控全场 [03:40.031]With my cold hearts, hit up old guard
物以类聚我代表我的厂牌 [03:42.069]Yeah, got your whole squad yellin', "Oh, God"
让你的整个团队直呼上帝 [03:44.138]Here comes Marshall, with no holds barred
一个叫做Marshall的小子，无拘无束 [03:46.189]Bitch, I'm a hurricane, you're a blow hard
我就好像龙飓风，吹的你晕头转向 [03:48.127]Like your old broad, she full of semen, like the coast guard
像老鸨子一样充满了男人的腥味，还有大海的味道 [03:51.373]And life's been pretty good to me so far, for the most part
大体来说，生活对我不错 [03:54.039]Had a couple of run-in's with po-po cart
逃脱过几次条子的追捕 [03:55.975]A couple assault charges, got a few priors like crowbars
和几次袭击的指控 [03:58.380]Which is so odd 'cause I'm forty-eight now
对于48的我看起来有点怪 [04:01.399]That five-oh startin' to creep up on me like a patrol car
50岁的年纪像警车一样在向我步步紧逼 [04:03.509]I be an old fart, but you don't want no park, so bitch, don't start
别提了我已经是个老人了 [04:07.024]Simmer down, compose yourself, Mozart
需要沉下心来再搞搞作品了，音乐神童 [04:09.461]I ain't went nowhere, call me coleslaw
我还是曾经那个少年，纯天然的像盘沙拉 [04:11.352]'Cause I'm out for the cabbage, and I'm so raw
我还是那个生瓜蛋子，好像沙拉里的白菜叶子一样新鲜 [04:13.601]And if time is money, you have no clocks
如果时间是金，你连表都没有 [04:15.264]And any folk caught within close proximity's gettin' Colt cocked
敢靠近我的话我的柯尔特随时准备开火 [04:17.228]My enemies I'm give me the smoke, opps
我的死对头们，有种来硬刚正面 [04:19.817]And R.I.P. to King Von, and it doesn't stop, and I know not
安息吧King Von，我知道我的战争还没结束 [04:23.746]What the **** you say? I told you all, it's not me, it's my alter ego's fault
你说什么？我告诉过你了，这不是我，全是我的另一个人格 [04:27.683]But if you all wanna cancel me, no prob'
如果你还是想要做掉我，也行 [04:29.748]I'll tell you the same thing I told Paul
我会送你我对我经纪人说过的话： [04:32.033]I can't understand a word you say (I'm tone-deaf)
你说的话我一窍不通（我听不见） [04:35.269]I think this way I prefer to stay (I'm tone-deaf)
我情愿让你觉得我聋（我听不见） [04:39.301]I won't stop even when my hair turns grey (I'm tone-deaf)
我会奋战到底至死方休（我听不见） [04:43.896]'Cause they won't stop until they cancel me (I'm tone-deaf)
因为他们不干掉也绝不会善罢甘休（对对）