Getting Married Today-Stephen Sondheim

[00:00.000] 作词 : Stephen Sondheim [00:00.005] 作曲 : Stephen Sondheim [00:00.10]CHOIRGIRL: [00:04.29]Bless this day, [00:08.53]Pinnacle of life, [00:11.65]Husband joined to wife. [00:14.51]The heart leaps up to behold [00:22.97]This golden day. [00:32.66]PAUL: [00:36.82]Today is for Amy, [00:41.49]Amy, I give you the rest of my life, [00:46.05]To cherish and to keep you, to honor you forever. [00:53.54]Today is for Amy, [00:56.85]My happily soon-to-be wife. [01:05.92]AMY: [01:07.03]Pardon me is everybody here? [01:07.81]Because if everybody's here, [01:08.95]I want to thank you all for coming to the wedding, [01:09.77]I'd appreciate your going even more, [01:10.70]I mean you must have lots of better things to do, [01:11.92]and not a word of this to Paul, [01:12.74]remember Paul, you know, the man I'm gonna marry, [01:13.93]but I'm not, because I wouldn't ruin [01:14.77]anyone as wonderful as he is-- [01:15.71]Thank you all [01:16.38]For the gifts and the flowers, [01:17.42]Thank you all, [01:17.98]Now it's back to the showers, [01:18.83]Don't tell Paul, [01:19.38]But I'm not getting married today. [01:22.26]CHOIRGIRL: [01:23.41]Bless this day, [01:27.76]Tragedy of life, [01:30.96]Husband joined to wife. [01:34.06]The heart sinks down and feels dead [01:42.88]This dreadful day. [02:00.74]AMY: [02:02.43]Listen, everybody, look, I don't know what you're waiting for a wedding, [02:04.14]what's a wedding, it's a prehistoric ritual where everybody promises fidelity forever, [02:06.90]which is maybe the most horrifying word I ever heard of, [02:08.27]which is followed by a honeymoon, [02:08.89]where suddenly he'll realize he's saddled with a nut, and wanna kill me, [02:10.84]which he should-- [02:11.26]Thanks a bunch, [02:11.82]But I'm not getting married-- [02:12.46]Go have lunch, [02:13.14]'Cause I'm not getting married-- [02:13.90]You've been grand, [02:14.65]But I'm not getting married-- [02:15.41]Don't just stand there, [02:16.13]I'm not getting married-- [02:16.88]And don't tell Paul, [02:17.59]But I'm not getting married today. [02:19.87]Go, can't you go? [02:21.13]Why is no- [02:21.92]Body listening? [02:22.81]Goodbye, [02:23.43]Go and cry [02:24.21]At another person's wake. [02:25.75]If you're quick, [02:26.54]For a kick, [02:27.29]You could pick [02:28.15]Up a christening, [02:28.95]But please, [02:29.70]On my knees, [02:30.38]There's a human life at stake! [02:32.28]Listen everybody, I'm afraid you didn't hear, or do you want to [02:34.22]see a crazy lady fall apart in front of you, it isn't only Paul [02:35.38]who may be ruining his life, you know we'll both of us be losing [02:36.84]our identities, I telephoned my analyst about it and he said to [02:38.96]see him Monday, but by Monday I'll be floating in the Hudson with [02:40.83]the other garbage-- [02:41.37]I'm not well, [02:41.76]So I'm not getting married-- [02:42.36]You've been swell, [02:43.12]But I'm not getting married-- [02:43.90]Clear the hall, [02:44.68]'Cause I'm not getting married-- [02:45.42]Thank you all, [02:46.16]But I'm not getting married-- [02:47.01]And don't tell Paul, [02:47.67]But I'm not getting married today. [02:50.81]CHOIRGIRL: [02:51.86]Bless this bride, [02:55.97]Totally insane, [02:59.14]Slipping down the drain. [03:02.36]And bless this day in our hearts [03:11.08]As it starts [03:14.96]To rain. [03:21.24]PAUL:Today is for [03:22.86]AMY: [03:23.70]Go, can't you go? Amy, [03:24.63]Look, you know Amy, [03:25.39]I adore you all, I give you [03:26.20]But why The rest of [03:27.13]Watch me die My life, [03:27.79]Like Eliza on the ice? To cherish [03:29.23]Look, perhaps And to keep you, [03:30.06]I'll collapse To honor you [03:30.89]In the apse Forever, [03:31.75]Right before you all, Today is for Amy, [03:32.69]So take My happily [03:33.70]Back the cake, Soon-to-be [03:34.35]Burn the shoes and boil the rice. Wife, [03:35.97]Look, I didn't wanna have to My adorable [03:36.84]tell you, but I may be coming Wife. [03:37.64]down with Hepatitis, and I [03:38.16]think I'm gonna faint, so if [03:38.86]you wanna see me faint, I'll [03:39.53]do it happily, but wouldn't [03:40.30]it be funnier to go and watch [03:41.04]a funeral, so thank you for the [03:41.87]twenty-seven dinner plates, [03:42.81]thirty-seven butter knives, [03:43.44]forty-seven paperweights, [03:44.16]fifty-seven candleholders-- [03:45.04]PAUL: One more thing-- [03:45.54]AMY: I am not getting married!(CHOIR: Amen!) [03:46.45]PAUL: Softly said-- [03:47.19]AMY: But I'm not getting married!(CHOIR: Amen!) [03:47.97]PAUL: With this ring-- [03:48.79]AMY: Still I'm not getting married!(CHOIR: Amen!) [03:49.48]PAUL: I thee wed. [03:50.22]AMY: See, I'm not getting married!(CHOIR: Amen!) [03:50.88]PAUL: AMY: [03:51.03]Let us pray Let us pray [03:52.04]That we are getting married That I'm not getting married [03:52.59]Today! Today!(CHOIR: Amen!) [03:52.67]