"You have a good third husband, Joanne"-Stephen Sondheim

[00:00.000] 作词 : Stephen Sondheim [00:00.015] 作曲 : Stephen Sondheim [00:00.30]Robert: You have a good third husband, Joanne. [00:02.79] He's a good man. [00:05.33]Anyway, thank you for the evening. [00:08.90]I'm glad I joined you. [00:11.54]I was really feeling alone. [00:14.92] A little depressed. [00:18.16]I drank, but you really put it away tonight. [00:25.50]Over the several times we've gotten together, [00:27.09] I've had shameful hangovers, abominable. [00:29.23]You made me do some permanent damage, (unable to hear: could be "what do you think of that?" or "you ever think of that?") [00:33.75]I don't know what to think of the fact that you only drink with me. [00:38.98]That is... not unflattering, I guess. [00:47.22]I hope I don't depress you. [00:49.70]We have good times, and it's a hoot. Yeah. [00:56.29]Whatever you say. [01:00.63]What are you looking at, Joanne? [01:04.13]It's my charisma, huh? Well, stop looking at my charisma. [01:09.68]Joanne: When are we going to make it? [01:12.33]Robert: I beg your pardon? [01:13.66]Joanne: When are we going to make it? [01:18.06]Robert: What's wrong with now? [01:19.59]Joanne: There's my place. It's free tomorrow, after two. [01:22.52]Larry goes to his gym, then right to the office. Don't talk. [01:25.89]Don't do your folksy routine with me. [01:30.43]You're a terribly attractive man, the kind of man most women want, but never seem to get. [01:39.60]I'll take care of you. [01:44.48]Robert: Who will I take care of? [01:49.89]Joanne: Well, did you hear yourself? Did you hear what you just said, kiddo? [01:53.12]Robert: I didn't mean that. [01:54.07]Joanne: I just heard a door open that's been stuck for a long time. [01:58.30]Robert: Like I had a l-- [01:58.82]Larry: The check is paid. What's wrong? [02:04.25]Robert: Because I have looked at that. Marriage isn't all that, and what do you get for it? What do you get? [02:11.51]Larry: What happened? [02:15.92]Joanne: I just did someone a big favor. Come on Larry, let's go home. [02:25.85]Robert: What do you get? [02:27.65]Friends: Bobby... etc. [02:45.68]Robert: STOOOOOOOOOP! [02:54.42]Robert: What do you get?