Big Fun-Kevin Murphy/Laurence O'Keefe

[00:02.14]Yeah!! [00:05.31]Dad says "Act your age." [00:07.12]You heard the man, it's time to rage! [00:09.05]Blast the bass, turn out the light [00:11.43]Ain't nobody home tonight! [00:13.09]Drink, smoke, it's all cool. [00:15.37]Let's get naked in my pool! [00:17.56]Punch the wall and start a fight! [00:19.52]Ain't nobody home tonight! [00:21.66]His folks got a waterbed. [00:23.50]Come upstairs and rest your head. [00:25.76]Let's rub each other's backs [00:27.50]while watching porn on Cinemax! [00:31.04]CHANDLER, KURT, RAM, KIDS [00:31.14]The folks are gone, [00:33.05]it's time for big fun! Big fun! [00:35.39]We're up till dawn [00:37.09]having some big fun! Big fun! [00:39.79]When mom and dad forget [00:41.68]to lock the liquor cabinet, [00:43.72]it's big fun! Big fun! [00:48.80]Okay okay okay, So it's salt, and then lime, and then shot? [00:53.39]No, salt, then - [00:54.34]You're doing it wrong! [00:56.09]What? Really? 'Cause I feel great. [00:58.75]Veronica, you're looking good tonight! [01:03.13]Whoa. [01:04.08]A hot guy smiled at me, [01:05.59]without a trace of mockery! [01:08.18]Everyone's high as a kite, [01:10.12]ain't nobody home tonight! [01:12.07]Stoned. Zoned. I should quit... [01:13.93]Hey, is that *****? I want a hit. [01:16.22]Fill that joint and roll it tight, [01:18.18]ain't nobody home tonight! [01:20.32]Dreams are coming true [01:22.33]when people laugh but not at you! [01:24.17]I'm not alone! I'm not afraid! [01:26.31]I feel like Bono at Live Aid! [01:29.69]The house is ours, [01:31.71]it's time for big fun! [01:33.75]Big fun! [01:34.54]Let's use their showers, [01:35.90]that sounds like [01:36.59]Big fun! Big fun! [01:38.33]Crack open one more case! [01:40.12](VERONICA observes couple making out) [01:40.72]I that that's what they call [01:42.02]"third base." [01:43.01]Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! [01:46.05]That actually looks like - [01:47.00]Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! [01:50.54](KURT holds up a pig pinata with a sign that says "Jefferson Razorbacks") [01:51.04]All right, people! Listen up! [01:52.95]What is Westerberg gonna do to the Razorbacks at Sunday's game? [01:56.02](RAM mimes *** with the pinata) [01:56.36]Gonna make 'em go [01:57.08] Whee! Whee! Whee! Whee! [01:59.00]Big fun! Big fun! [02:01.09]Way to show maturity! [02:03.16]Big fun! Big fun! [02:05.00](RAM grabs HEATHER by the hips and does to her what he's been doing to the pinata) [02:05.35]Quit it jackass, get off of me! [02:07.39]Big fun! Big fun! [02:09.87]Yo! Ram! Emergency! [02:11.03]I just saw some freshman sneaking over the pool fence! [02:14.00]I hate freshman! Where are you little *****s? I'm coming for you!... [02:19.39](to HEATHER DUKE) You okay? [02:20.03]I didn't need your help. [02:21.80](HEATHER DUKE gives VERONICA the finger) [02:22.64]Aw, thanks for the finger, Heather, but I don't need to vomit right now. [02:27.12]The party's hot, hot, hot. [02:28.96]It's time for big fun! Big fun! [02:31.51]You need a jello shot! [02:33.20]We're having big fun! Big fun! [02:35.05](MARTHA arrives at the party) [02:35.74]Martha Dumptruck, in the flesh. [02:37.79]Here comes the Cootie Squad. [02:40.02]Shup up, Heather. [02:40.87]Sorry, Heather. [02:42.02]Look who's with her -- Oh, my God! [02:43.28](Points to VERONICA) [02:43.68]Dang! Dang! Diggety-dang-a-dang! [02:46.23]Dang-dang! Diggety-dang-a-dang! [02:48.77]I can't believe you actually came. [02:50.97]It's exciting, right? [02:52.15]Oh, I wanna say hello to Ram. I brought sparkling cider. [02:56.03]Showing up here took some guts. [02:58.02]Time to rip them out. [02:59.52](HEATHER DUKE holds up the pig pinata) [03:00.01]Well, who's this pig remind you of? [03:02.11]Especially the snout. [03:03.70]Hah! [03:04.11]Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang! [03:06.01]Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang! [03:08.11](THE HEATHERS exit with the pinata, MARTHA approaches RAM) [03:08.81]Where the hell are those freshman? [03:10.71]Hi, Ram. I wasn't gonna come, [03:13.35]but since you took the time to write that sweet note... [03:15.25](Hands RAM the sparkling cider) [03:15.78]What note? Why d'you gotta be so weird all the time? [03:18.67]People wouldn't hate you so much if you acted normal. [03:22.79](Chugs and spits the cider) [03:24.06]There's no alcohol in here! [03:26.20]Are you trying to poison me? [03:29.54]Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang (x3) [03:35.87]Diggety-dang-a-dang! [03:37.22]The folks are gone, [03:38.96]it's time for big fun! Big fun! [03:41.76]We're up till dawn [03:43.20]having some big fun! Big fun! [03:45.64]So let the speakers blow, [03:47.78]they'll buy another stereo. [03:49.83]Our folks got no clue [03:51.82]'bout all the *****t their children do. [03:53.93]Why are they surprised? [03:55.83]Whenever we're unsupervised, [03:58.02]it's big fun! Big fun! [03:59.93]Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! Whooo!