If You Were Gay-Various Artists

[00:00.32]Aha an afternoon alone with my favorite book
清静的下午只有我和我最爱的书在一起 [00:06.09]《Broadway Musicals of the 1940s》
《40年代百脑汇音乐剧》 [00:09.21]No roommate to brother me
没室友的打扰 [00:10.40]How could it get any better than this
还有什么能比这更好的么 [00:12.09]Oh hi Rod
嗨 Ron [00:14.01]Hi Nicky
嗨 Niki [00:14.69]Hey Rod you’ll never guess what happened to me on the subway this morning
Ron，你绝对猜不到今天早上地铁里发生了什么 [00:18.32]This guy was smiling at me and talking to me
有个帅哥笑着和我搭讪 [00:22.27]Hmm，that’s very interesting
呃，真有意思（翻白眼.jpg） [00:23.68]He was being really friendly,hmm
他真的超友好 [00:26.02]I think he was coming on to me
我猜他可能对我有意思 [00:27.87]I think he might’ve thought I was gay
我猜可能是个小基佬 [00:31.72]Ahem so uh why are you telling me this!
所以，为什么告诉我这些！ [00:35.04]Why should I care! I don’t care!
我为什么要知道！我无感！ [00:36.46]What did you have for lunch today!
中午吃了啥！ [00:37.64]Oh you don’t have to get all defensive about it
Ron，你不需要那么警惕 [00:40.05]I’m not getting defensive!
我才没有警惕！ [00:40.85]Why do I care about some gay guy you met okay? I’m trying to read!
为什么我要关心你遇到的基佬，哦不，男人？我正打算看书！ [00:45.89]Oh I didn’t mean anything by it,Rod
好吧，我没有什么其他的意思，Ron [00:48.57]I just think it's something we should be able to talk about
我只是觉得这个我们讨论下而已（委屈脸.jpg） [00:51.67]I don't want to talk about it!!!
我不想讨论这些！！！ [00:53.22]This conversation is over!!!
谈话结束！！！ [00:54.16]Yeah,but Rod......
好吧，但是Ron...... [00:54.65]OVER!!!
你走开！！！ [00:55.93]Well okay but just so you know......
哦，但是你要知道...... [00:59.25]IF YOU WERE GAY
如果你搞基 [01:01.95]THAT'D BE OKAY
那很OK [01:04.04]I MEAN 'CAUSE HEY
我意思是 [01:06.88]I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY
你怎样我都喜欢 [01:09.40]BECAUSE YOU SEE
因为你知道 [01:11.59]IF IT WERE ME
如果是我 [01:14.69]I WOULD FEEL FREE TO SAY
我可以轻松说出来 [01:17.25]THAT I WAS GAY
我是小基佬 [01:18.61]BUT I'M NOT GAY
但是我不是 [01:19.90]Nicky,please, I'm trying to read!
Niki，拜托，我要看书！ [01:26.83]What!!!
干嘛！！！ [01:27.53]IF YOU WERE QUEER
如果你还有其他怪癖 [01:29.76]I'D STILL BE HERE(Nicky,I'm trying to read this book!!!)
我还是会在你身旁（Niki，我要看书！！！） [01:32.78]YEAR AFTER YEAR
一年又一年 [01:34.84]BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR TO ME(Argh
因为你是我的小宝贝 [01:37.34]I KNOW THAT YOU(What?
我知道你 [01:39.92]WOULD ACCEPT ME ,TOO(I would???
你也会接受我 [01:42.43]IF I TOLD YOU TODAY:" HEY! GUESS WHAT ! I'M GAY!"
如果我今天告诉我我是小基佬 [01:46.41]BUT I'M NOT GAY
但是我不是 [01:47.80]I'M HAPPY JUST BEING WITH YOU(High Button Shoes, Pal Joey
和你在一起超开心哒 [01:53.26]SO WHAT SHOULD IT MATTER TO ME
所以对我来说没关系 [01:55.06]WHAT YOU DO IN BED WITH GUYS(R：Nicky that's GROSS!!! N：No it's not
不管你和其他男人在床上干什么 [02:00.31]IF YOU WERE GAY(Ah！
如果你搞基 [02:02.34]I'D SHOUT HOORAY!(I am not listening
我要大喊万岁！ [02:05.90]I'D STAY(La la la la la
我在这里 [02:08.09]BUT I WOULDN'T GET IN YOUR WAY(Aaaah!!!
才不会妨碍你 [02:10.32]YOU CAN COUNT ON ME TO ALWAYS BE
你可以想往常一样依赖我 [02:13.64]BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY
每一天 [02:16.05]TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY
告诉你那样OK的 [02:17.94]YOU WERE JUST BORN THAT WAY
你生来如此 [02:20.12]AND AS THEY SAY,IT'S IN YOUR DNA
都是DNA决定的 [02:22.98]YOU'RE GAY(I am not gay!!
你是小基佬！（我不是！！！） [02:25.19]IF YOU WERE GAY(Ah！
如果是你搞基