Chip on My Shoulder-Christian Borle/'Legally Blonde' Greek Chorus/Laura Bell Bundy/'Legally Blonde' Ensemble

[00:00.00] 作曲 : Laurence O'Keefe/Nell Benjamin [00:05.50]EMMETT：(spoken) Whoa, Elle? What's up, Doc? [00:13.00]ELLE：Love [00:14.54]EMMETT：(spoken) Excuse me? [00:15.57]ELLE：I put my faith in love [00:17.78]I followed where it led [00:18.86]EMMETT：(spoken) Love led you here? [00:20.54]ELLE：To my personal circle of Hell [00:23.09]It has not worked out well [00:24.49]I wish that I were dead [00:26.45]Cause instead of a wedding in love [00:28.83]I'm flunking out of school [00:30.12]A total laughing stock [00:31.87]Someone he and his friends could just mock [00:34.10]So go on, here's my head [00:35.39]Just hit it with a rock! [00:36.30]EMMETT：(spoken) Wait, go back! [00:39.69](sung) You came out here to follow a man [00:42.86]Harvard law was just part of that plan [00:46.65]Man, what rich romantic planet are you from? [00:51.00]ELLE：(spoken) Malibu? [00:52.20]EMMETT：Instead of lying outside by the pool [00:55.25]You stalk some guy to an ivy league school? [00:57.62]That's the weirdest reason I have-- [00:59.59]ELLE：(spoken) Oh, why'd you come? [01:03.32]EMMETT：(spoken) Okay [01:05.84](sung) I grew up in the Roxbury slums [01:08.83]With my mom and a series of bums [01:10.94]Guys who showed me all the ways a man can fail [01:15.82]I got through law school by busting my ass [01:17.97]Worked two jobs in addition to class [01:20.31]So forgive me for not weeping at your tale [01:24.11]ELLE：(spoken) Well excuse me, [01:25.42]just because you've got some kind of chip on your shoulder . . . [01:28.32]EMMETT：(spoken) You know what? You're right. [01:30.44](sung) There's a chip on my shoulder [01:32.57]And it's big as a boulder [01:35.07]With the chance I've been given [01:37.03]I'm gonna be driven as hell [01:39.50]I'm so close I can taste it [01:42.35]So I'm not gonna waste it [01:44.36]Yeah, there's a chip on my shoulder [01:47.59]You might wanna get one as well [01:50.77]ELLE：(spoken) I'm sorry, but that sounds highly negative. [01:53.49]Wait! Two jobs PLUS law school?! How do you do it? [01:57.62]EMMETT：Well, I don't go to parties a lot [02:01.23]Not good use of the time that I've got [02:03.50]Can't spend hours doing my hair and staying in shape [02:05.79]ELLE：(spoken) I don't spend hours! [02:07.92]EMMETT：But I know it'll all be worthwhile [02:09.40]When I win my first lucrative trial [02:11.66]And buy my mom that great big house out on the cape! [02:14.92]ELLE：(spoken) Oh, that's so sweet! [02:16.93]EMMETT：No! That's the chip on my shoulder [02:19.75]I hugged my mom and told her [02:21.99]With the chance I've been given [02:23.97]I'm gonna be driven as hell [02:26.22]Though I can't take the day off [02:28.95]I just think of the payoff [02:30.89]You need a chip on your shoulder [02:34.46]Little Miss Woods comma Elle [02:36.58]ELLE：(spoken) I just need to prove to everyone that I'm serious! [02:39.99]EMMETT：(spoken) What you need is to get to work! Where are your law books? [02:45.76]ELLE：(spoken) Ummm . . . Well, I know they're here somewhere . . . [02:50.96]EMMETT：Ya know, this vanity's real picturesque [02:53.52]But it started its life as a desk [02:55.78]Clear it off, and find some room for books instead [02:58.94]ELLE：(spoken) What are you doing?! [02:59.57]EMMETT：Can you live without this? [03:01.02]Can you live without that? [03:02.17]I don't know what this is [03:03.20]ELLE：(spoken) It's for hair! [03:03.85]EMMETT：Wear a hat! [03:04.56]Spend some time improving what's inside your head! [03:08.69]Out, out, put it in storage, sell it on eBay, leave it behind [03:12.79]Out, out, what, are you angry? [03:15.02]Good, so get angry! You may find [03:17.27]The chip on your shoulder [03:18.98]ELLE：(spoken) ARGH! [03:19.75]EMMETT：The room just got colder [03:21.26]ELLE：(spoken) Hey! [03:21.99]EMMETT：But with the chance you've been given [03:23.84]Why are you not driven as hell?! [03:26.18]There's just no way around it [03:28.60]You gotta plow through til you've [03:30.14]ELLE：(spoken) Found it! [03:33.38]EMMETT：Been reading it hard, I can tell . . . [03:39.62]CHORUS：Tis a gift to be simple [03:41.98]Tis a gift to be free [03:44.21]Hmm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm [03:45.99]ELLE：(spoken) Bye, Warner! Have a great Thanksgiving! [03:49.15]Say hi to your mom and dad for me! And Grandma Bootsie! [03:53.79]EMMETT：(spoken) Define malum prohibitum. [03:55.70]ELLE：(spoken) Malum prohibitum is, ummm . . . [03:58.70]EMMETT：(spoken) An act prohibited-- [03:59.52]ELLE：(spoken) An act prohibited by law like jaywalking or chewing gum in Singapore. [04:02.93]EMMETT：(spoken) Therefore malum in se? [04:04.12]ELLE：(spoken) Is an action. That is evil in itself. [04:05.85]Assualt, murder, white shoes after labor day. [04:08.58]EMMETT：(spoken) Good. Where are you going? [04:11.93]ELLE：(spoken) Home, of course! It's Thanksgiving break, remember? [04:16.19]EMMETT：(spoken) Interesting [04:17.03]ELLE：(spoken) What? [04:18.00]EMMETT：Well, I predict you will probably pass [04:20.11]ELLE：(spoken) Yes! [04:20.87]EMMETT：In the bottom percent of your class [04:22.32]ELLE：(spoken) What? [04:22.96]EMMETT：If you're going for mediocre, you've done great! [04:25.89]ELLE：(spoken) That's not fair! [04:26.87]EMMETT：Look, they laughed at me like they're laughing at you [04:29.22]We can't win if we don't follow through! [04:31.49]Might I venture your vacation plans can wait? [04:35.26]ELLE：(spoken) Why do you always have to be right? [04:39.15]CHORUS：Glo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ria in excelsis Deo [04:47.89]ELLE：(spoken) Bye, Warner! Merry Christmas! Enjoy Bayo! [04:52.91]EMMETT：(spoken) Ho-ho-ho! [04:54.77]ELLE：(spoken) Emmett! [04:56.97]EMMETT：(spoken) For you! Not as good as going home for Christmas, but . . . [05:00.21]ELLE：(spoken) You are too sweet. [05:02.14]EMMETT：(spoken) It's a real time saver. Shampoo and conditioner in one! [05:05.96]ELLE：(spoken) Ah! (giggles) Thank you. You are so adorable to think of me. [05:12.69]WARNER：(spoken) Elle, hey! [05:14.01]ELLE：(spoken) Warner! [05:14.62]WARNER：(spoken) Have you seen Vivienne? I've been looking for her everywhere! [05:16.77]ELLE：(spoken) Yeah . . . I-I mean no. [05:20.38]WARNER：(spoken) Great! We're gonna miss our flight! [05:24.00]EMMETT：(spoken)Um, Elle? [05:27.94](sung)I don't know if you've noticed before [05:31.03]But each time Warner walks in the door [05:33.37]Your IQ goes down to 40, maybe less [05:38.00]ELLE：(spoken) Huh? [05:39.45]EMMETT：Though it's hardly my business to say [05:42.04]Could it be the real thing in your way [05:44.55]Is the very guy you're trying to impress [05:49.57]ELLE：Yes! I've been smiling and sweet and thoroughly beaten blowing my chance [05:55.62]Let's not chase him away [05:57.66]Let's face him and say [05:59.00]"Hey punk, let's dance!" [06:00.28]This chip on my shoulder [06:02.25]Makes me smarter and bolder [06:04.43]No more whining or blaming [06:06.44]I am reclaiming my pride [06:08.92]Grab that book and let's do this [06:11.22]Instead of doodling hearts all through this [06:13.35]Now there's a chip on my shoulder! [06:16.29]Let's see him knock it aside! [06:18.55]Chorus：Ah-ah-ah-ah Daughter of Delta Nu [06:22.74]Show him that you're no fool [06:25.12]Daughter of Delta Nu [06:27.48]Go back to school with a big chip on your shoulder! [06:35.95]WARNER：(spoken) Mr. Ladimer was clearly within his rights to ask for visitation. [06:39.24]Without his sperm, the child in question wouldn't exist! [06:41.91]CALLAHAN：(spoken) Now you're thinking like a lawyer! [06:46.42]Yes, Miss Woods. [06:48.56]ELLE：(spoken) Mr. Huntington makes an excellent point, [06:50.64]but did the defendant keep a log of every sperm emission made throughout his life? [06:56.12]CALLAHAN：(spoken) Interesting. Why do you ask? [06:58.45]ELLE：(spoken) Well, unless the defendant attempted to contact every sexual encounter to find out if a child resulted from those unions [07:04.56]he has no parental claim over this child whatsoever [07:08.57]Why now? Why this sperm? [07:10.44]CALLAHAN：(spoken) I see your point. [07:11.34]ELLE：(spoken) And by Mr. Huntington's standards, [07:13.33]all masturbatory emissions where the sperm was clearly not seeking an egg [07:18.06]could be called reckless abandonment. [07:22.67]CALLAHAN：(spoken) Miss Woods, you just won your case. [07:25.20]ELLE：Ohmigod . . . [07:26.76]CHORUS：Wait, hold on, we just won the case! [07:28.57]ELLE：Omigod . . . [07:29.50]GIRLS：Elle got all up in Warner's face [07:31.45]ELLE：Omigod . . . [07:32.12]GIRLS：I am starting to like this place! Yes! Omigod! [07:36.86]CALLAHAN：(spoken) Miss Woods, excellent work today. [07:39.85]I assume you're applying for my internship. Do you have a resume? [07:42.99]ELLE：(spoken) I am one step ahead of you. [07:44.77]Here you go, and thanks in advance for your consideration. [07:48.68]CALLAHAN：(spoken) Dear God, it's scented. [07:50.06]Three months ago, I would have recycled this. Make sure to put it on file [07:55.79]EMMETT：Guess she got a chip on her shoulder [07:58.43]Maybe some wise man told her [08:00.65]With the chance we've been given [08:02.76]We gotta be driven as hell [08:04.92]She was something to see there [08:07.58]I'm just happy I could be there [08:09.62]First big test and she aced it [08:12.29]She's so close she can taste it [08:14.15]She got a chip on her shoulder [08:17.52]Guess you never can te-e-ell . . . [08:26.32]With little Miss Woods comma Elle! [08:28.87]CHORUS：Elle Woods [08:30.48]Woods comma Elle [08:31.30]Chip on her shoulder [08:32.64]Elle Woods [08:34.65]Woods comma Elle [08:36.05]Chip on her shoulder [08:37.25]EMMETT：No you never can tell [08:37.91]CHORUS：Elle Woods [08:39.33]Woods comma Elle [08:40.38]Chip on her shoulder [08:41.96]ALL：With little Miss Woods comma Elle