Mr. Mistoffelees-Andrew Lloyd Webber

[00:00.000] 作曲 : T.S. Eliot & Andrew Lloyd Webber [00:00.660]Mr Mistoffelees -Andrew Lloyd Webber
魔法师猫先生 -安德鲁·劳埃德·韦伯 [00:05.460]You ought to ask Mr Mistoffelees
你该去问问魔法师猫先生 [00:07.150]The original Conjuring Cat
这位戏法始祖猫 [00:08.80]The greatest magicians have something to learn
最伟大的魔术师都要向他求教 [00:09.900]From Mr Mistoffelees's conjuring turn
学他那手绝妙的魔术技巧 [00:11.580]Presto
变！ [00:12.150]And you'll all say:
你们都会惊叹： [00:13.700]Oh Well I never Was there ever
哦天哪 从没见过 [00:17.750]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
如此聪明的猫 魔法师猫先生 [00:23.490]Oh Well I never Was there ever
哦天哪 从没见过 [00:28.870]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
如此聪明的猫 魔法师猫先生 [00:35.680]He is quiet and small
他安静又娇小 [00:36.610]He is black
通体乌黑 [00:38.300]From the ears to the tip of his tail
从耳尖到尾巴梢 [00:40.860]He can creep through the tiniest crack
能钻过最窄的缝隙 [00:43.100]He can walk on the narrowest rail
能在细栏杆上行走 [00:46.290]He can pick any card from a pack
能从牌堆精准抽牌 [00:49.100]He is equally cunning with dice
骰子戏法同样高超 [00:51.840]He is always decieving you into believing
总让你误以为 [00:54.520]That he's only hunting for mice
他只是在抓老鼠玩闹 [00:57.140]He can play any trick with a cork
软木塞和鱼酱勺 [01:00.10]Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste
到他手里都变戏法材料 [01:02.570]If you look for a knife or a fork
当你找不见刀叉 [01:05.250]And you think it was merely misplaced
以为只是随手放跑 [01:08.160]You have seen it one moment and then it is gone
明明刚才还在眼前 [01:11.40]But you find it next week lying out on the lawn
下周却出现在草坪一角 [01:14.590]And we all say:
我们齐声惊叹： [01:16.520]Oh Well I never Was there ever
哦天哪 从没见过 [01:20.710]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
如此聪明的猫 魔法师猫先生 [01:27.830]Oh Well I never Was there ever
哦天哪 从没见过 [01:31.630]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
如此聪明的猫 魔法师猫先生 [01:38.550]His manner is vague and aloof
他总带着疏离的骄傲 [01:41.110]You would think there was nobody shyer
你会以为他胆小内向 [01:43.800]But his voice has been heard on the roof
但炉边蜷缩时 [01:46.550]When he was curled up by the fire
屋顶传来他的吟唱 [01:49.350]And he's sometimes been heard by the fire
有时分明在屋顶游荡 [01:52.100]When he was about on the roof
炉边却响起呼噜声响 [01:55.30]least we all heard that somebody purred）
至少我们都听见那声猫叫） [01:57.590]Which is uncontestable proof
这无可辩驳地证明 [02:00.210]Of his singular magical powers
他拥有超凡魔力 [02:02.640]And I've known the family to call
我曾见他家人 [02:05.440]Him in from the garden for hours
在花园呼唤几小时长 [02:08.380]When he was asleep in the hall
其实他在门厅睡得香 [02:11.190]And not long ago this phenomenal cat
不久前这只神猫 [02:14.60]Produced seven kittens right out of a hat
从帽子里变出七只小猫 [02:17.120]And we all say:
我们齐声惊叹： [02:19.490]Oh Well I never Was there ever
哦天哪 从没见过 [02:23.570]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
如此聪明的猫 魔法师猫先生 [02:30.920]Oh Well I never Was there ever
哦天哪 从没见过 [02:34.870]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
如此聪明的猫 魔法师猫先生 [02:40.180]Oh Well I never Was there ever
哦天哪 从没见过 [02:45.740]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
如此聪明的猫 魔法师猫先生 [02:52.720]Oh Well I never Was there ever
哦天哪 从没见过 [02:56.600]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
如此聪明的猫 魔法师猫先生 [03:03.710]Oh Well I never Was there ever
哦天哪 从没见过 [03:07.330]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
如此聪明的猫 魔法师猫先生 [03:14.670]Oh Well I never Was there ever
哦天哪 从没见过 [03:18.160]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
如此聪明的猫 魔法师猫先生 [03:23.330]Ladies and gentlemen
女士们先生们 [03:23.820]I give you the marvelous
请欣赏这位神奇的 [03:25.70]Magical Mr Mistoffelees
魔法师猫先生 [03:28.510]Presto
变！