Master of the House-Various Artists

[00:15.32]Welcome, Monsieur, sit yourself down
先生请进，请您落座 [00:18.49]And meet the best innkeeper in town
见过全城最好的酒店老板 [00:23.74]As for the rest, all of 'em crooks:
其他店主，都是骗子 [00:26.58]Rooking their guests and crooking the books
一手敲竹杠，一手做假帐 [00:32.36]Seldom do you see
您上哪儿找 [00:36.43]Honest men like me
俺这样的老实人 [00:37.93]A gent of good intent
真正的绅士 [00:40.73]Who's content to be
一肚子良心 [00:45.18]Master of the house, doling out the charm
旅店的主人，可爱又迷人 [00:47.69]Ready with a handshake and an open palm
该握手时就握手，该出手时就出手 [00:50.81]Tells a saucy tale, makes a little stir
说个小段子，搞点小乐子 [00:53.78]Customers appreciate a bon-viveur
客人就爱乐天派 [00:56.92]Glad to do a friend a favor
最愿意给朋友帮忙 [00:59.98]Doesn't cost me to be nice
嘴甜又不用本钱 [01:02.98]But nothing gets you nothing
可是天上不掉馅饼 [01:05.95]Everything has got a little price!
不出代价哪得食！ [01:09.24]Master of the house, keeper of the zoo
旅店的主人，动物园园主 [01:12.18]Ready to relieve 'em of a sou or two
看您负担太重，帮您减一两个铜板 [01:15.26]Watering the wine, making up the weight
酒里兑点水，秤上加点码 [01:18.35]Pickin' up their knick-knacks when they can't see straight
趁人不备，顺走点小玩意 [01:21.53]Everybody loves a landlord
大家都爱房东 [01:24.43]Everybody's bosom friend
大家的好朋友 [01:27.56]I do whatever pleases
最会讨人欢心 [01:29.22]Jesus! Won't I bleed 'em in the end!
老天！再把他们血吸干净！ [01:31.91]Thenardier & Drinkers:
Thenardier & Drinkers: [01:32.42]Master of the house, quick to catch yer eye
旅店的主人，吸引您眼球 [01:35.91]Never wants a passerby to pass him by
对过路人也要露一小手 [01:38.38]Servant to the poor, butler to the great
穷人的公仆，权贵的管家 [01:41.35]Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate!
知心人，哲学家，终身好伙伴！ [01:44.64]Everybody's boon companion
大家的益友 [01:47.65]Everybody's chaperone
大家的监护人 [01:50.69]But lock up your valises
但是锁好背包 [01:52.57]Jesus! Won't I skin you to the bone!
老天！看我不刮你一层皮！ [01:59.70]Enter Monsieur, lay down your load
先生请进，放下行李 [02:03.07]Unlace your boots, rest from the road
脱下靴子，解解旅途劳顿 [02:08.46]This weighs a ton, travel's a curse
这有千斤重，旅行真受罪 [02:12.33]But here we strive to lighten your purse
不过我们尽量让您的钱包轻松 [02:17.64]Here the goose is cooked
这肥鹅已煮好 [02:21.52]Here the fat is fried
大肉也已煎熟 [02:23.73]And nothing's overlooked
事无巨细 [02:26.35]Till I'm satisfied
都得我满意才行 [02:30.83]Food beyond compare. Food beyond belief
食物无与伦比，美味难以置信 [02:33.81]Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef
混进绞肉机，就当是肥牛吧 [02:36.85]Kidney of a horse, liver of a cat
马的肾，猫的肝 [02:39.90]Filling up the sausages with this and that
乱七八糟加进去就算是香肠 [02:43.22]Residents are more than welcome
竭诚欢迎住客 [02:46.44]Bridal suite is occupied
结婚套房都客满啦 [02:49.55]Reasonable charges
收费合理 [02:50.89]Plus some little extras on the side!
加上少少额外费用 [02:55.81]Charge 'em for the lice, extra for the mice
虱子要收费，老鼠要加钱 [02:59.44]Two percent for looking in the mirror twice
照镜子两次，多收百分之二 [03:01.85]Here a little slice, there a little cut
这里揩点油，那里挖点金 [03:04.78]Three percent for sleeping with the window shut
关窗睡觉多收百分之三 [03:07.91]When it comes to fixing prices
要说折腾价格嘛 [03:11.21]There are a lot of tricks he knows
他知道的把戏可真不少 [03:14.01]How it all increases, all them bits and pieces
看这噌噌上涨，积少成多 [03:16.98]Jesus! It's amazing how it grows!
老天！真是涨得比天高啊！ [03:20.61]Master of the house, quick to catch yer eye
旅店的主人，吸引你眼球 [03:23.63]Never wants a passerby to pass him by
对过路人也要露一小手 [03:26.74]Servant to the poor, butler to the great
穷人的公仆，权贵的管家 [03:29.72]Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate!
知心人，哲学家，终身好伙伴 [03:32.96]Everybody's boon companion
大家的益友 [03:36.20]Gives 'em everything he's got
为您倾尽所有 [03:39.13]Dirty bunch of geezers
这堆色老头 [03:40.78]Jesus! What a sorry little lot!
天哪！真是丧气到家了！ [03:50.32]I used to dream that I would meet a prince
我曾梦想，能遇到王子 [03:54.95]But God Almighty, have you seen what's happened since?
但万能的主啊，看看发生了什么惨剧 [04:02.87]Master of the house? Isn't worth my spit!
旅店主人？我呸都懒得呸！ [04:06.84]`Comforter, philosopher' and lifelong ****!
“知心人 哲学家”终身的恶梦！ [04:12.64]Cunning little brain, regular Voltaire
奸诈的小脑瓜，还学伏尔泰！ [04:15.39]Thinks he's quite a lover but there's not much there
自以为是情圣，可惜那话儿不行！ [04:19.78]What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse
上天真弄人，给我这只虱子！ [04:27.16]God knows how I've lasted living with this bastard in the house!
我怎么受得了跟这混蛋共处一室！ [04:31.98]Master of the house!
一家之主！ [04:33.54]Master and a half!
主你个屁！ [04:35.03]Comforter, philosopher
知心人，哲学家 [04:36.57]Ah, don't make me laugh!
别笑死我了！ [04:37.97]Servant to the poor, butler to the great
穷人的公仆，权贵的管家 [04:41.34]Hypocrite and toady and inebriate!
虚伪短浅又烂醉！ [04:43.97]Everybody bless the landlord!
大家来保佑房主！ [04:47.14]Everybody bless his spouse!
大家保佑他老婆！ [04:50.06]Everybody raise a glass
大家都举杯 [04:53.62]Raise it up the master's arse
举到主人的屁股 [04:56.20]Everybody raise a glass to the Master of the House!
大家都来为房主举杯！