The Ad-Dressing of Cats-Andrew Lloyd Webber

[00:00.00] 作曲 : T.S. Eliot & Andrew Lloyd Webber [00:03.54]You've heard of several kinds of cat [00:09.18]And my opinion now is that [00:17.70]You should need to interpreter to understand our character [00:20.79]You've learned enough to take the view [00:29.16]That cats are very much like you [00:30.93]You've seen us both at work and games [01:08.85]And learnt about our proper names [01:09.57]Our habits and our habitat [01:26.88]But how would you ad - dress a cat [01:35.49]So first, your memory I'll jog [01:38.43]And say: A cat is not a dog [01:47.52]So first, your memory I'll jog [01:52.17]And say: A cat is not a dog [01:52.71]With cats, some say, one rule is true [02:44.04]Don't speak 'till spoken to [02:45.84]Myself I do not hold with that [02:57.45]I say, you should ad - dress a cat [03:01.95]But always bear in mind that he resents familiarity [03:05.52]You bow, and taking off your hat, ad - dress him in this form "O Cat"! [03:23.16]Before a cat will condescend [03:23.79]To treat you as a trusted friend [03:41.16]Some little token of esteem is needed, like a dish of cream [03:54.09]And you might now and then supply [03:55.98]Some caviar or Strassburg pie [03:58.98]Some potted grouse or salmon paste [04:04.05]He's sure to have his personal taste [04:10.11]And so in time you reach your aim [04:13.68]And call him by his name [04:14.19]A cat's entitled to expect [04:14.85]These evidences of respect [04:21.81]So this is this and that is that [04:22.44]And there's how you ad - dress a cat [04:25.71]A cat's entitled to expect these evidences of respect [04:43.53]So this is this, and that is that [04:44.34]And there's how you ad - dress a cat