Insane-Eminem

[00:00.000] 作词 : Batson Mathers Elizondo Jr. [00:00.780] 作曲 : Batson Mathers Elizondo Jr. [00:01.560]I was born with a d1xk in my brain, yeah, fvxked in the head
我天生脑中有根屌 没错 脑子被操爆 [00:04.780]My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed
继父说我床上功夫糟 [00:07.150]'Til one night he snuck in and said
直到那夜他溜进来说道 [00:08.960]"We're going out back, I want my d1xk sucked in the shed"
"我们去后院 我要你在棚里给我口交" [00:12.190]Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?
不能改玩泰迪熊玩具就好？ [00:14.680]"After I fvxk you in the bvtt, get some head
"等我爆完你菊花 再来个深喉" [00:16.790]Bust a nut, get some rest"
射完就睡 管他个球" [00:18.230]The next day my mother said
次日我妈开口 [00:19.640]"I don't know what the fvxk's up with this kid!
"这崽子到底什么毛病！ [00:21.990]The bastard won't even eat nothin' he's fed
喂饭都不肯张嘴吞下去 [00:24.320]He just hung himself in the bedroom, he's dead!"
他在卧室上吊断了气！" [00:26.930]"Debbie, don't let that fvxker get you upset
"黛比 别为这杂种伤心 [00:29.100]Go in there, stick a fvxkin' cigarette to his neck
去把烟头摁在他脖颈 [00:31.760]I'll bet you he's fakin' it, I'll bet you, I bet
我打赌他在演戏 绝对肯定 [00:33.850]He probably just wants to see how upset you would get
就想看你崩溃的表情 [00:36.620]I'll go handle this, of course, unless you object?"
我来处理 除非你不同意？" [00:38.890]"Aw, go fvxk his brains out if any's left in his head!"
"去把他脑浆操出来 如果还有剩的！" [00:41.500]If you could count the skeletons in my closet
若你能数清我衣柜里的骸骨 [00:44.330]Under my bed and up under my faucet
床底水管下的藏尸处 [00:46.600]Then you would know I've completely lost it
就会明白我已彻底癫狂 [00:49.110]Is he nuts? No, he's insane!
他是疯了吗？不 是丧心病狂！ [00:51.350]If you could count the skeletons in my closet
若你能数清我衣柜里的骸骨 [00:54.020]Under my bed and up under my faucet
床底水管下的藏尸处 [00:56.420]Then you would know I've completely lost it
就会明白我已彻底癫狂 [00:58.880]Is he nuts? No, he's insane! ("Did you get him?")
他是疯了吗？不 是丧心病狂！（"搞定没？"） [01:01.830]Nah, fvxker tried to bite my face off
那杂种想咬烂我的脸 [01:03.660]I just got fvxkin' chased off with a chainsaw
我被电锯追着满屋窜 [01:06.060]Then he took the chainsaw, bit the fvxkin' blades off
他抢过电锯咬断锯齿片 [01:08.540]Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot
吞下刀片 用弹弓射棒球 [01:10.940]Then he aimed at his own face, let the thing pop
对准自己脸 松手就爆头 [01:13.350]Took his eye out, picked it up and played ping pong
眼球弹出 捡起来打乒乓球 [01:15.800]Then he played ping pong with his own ding-dong
用自己老二当球拍继续抽 [01:18.310]That motherfvxker's got nuts like King Kong
那疯子的蛋比金刚还厚 [01:20.770]Then he set the lawnmower out on the dang lawn
把割草机扔到前院草坪 [01:23.220]And he laid all up underneath it with the thing on
躺在机器下面启动引擎 [01:25.680]Then he took his pants, he took every fvxkin' thing off
脱光裤子 扒得干干净净 [01:28.080]Everything except his tank top and his training bra
只剩背心裙和运动胸衣 [01:30.540]Ain't he raw? Yeah, maniac, that's Shady, dawg
够生猛吧？没错 疯子就是痞子狗 [01:33.040]Man, that motherfvxker's gangsta, ain't he dawg?
那杂种够狠 是不是啊老友？ [01:35.500]Shady, dawg, what be goin' through that fvxkin' brain of yours?
痞子狗 你脑子里装的什么屎？ [01:37.950]Say no more, what the fvxk you waitin' for? Sing along!
别废话 还等什么？跟着唱！ [01:40.330]If you could count the skeletons in my closet
若你能数清我衣柜里的骸骨 [01:43.000]Under my bed and up under my faucet
床底水管下的藏尸处 [01:45.400]Then you would know I've completely lost it
就会明白我已彻底癫狂 [01:47.830]Is he nuts? No, he's insane!
他是疯了吗？不 是丧心病狂！ [01:50.080]If you could count the skeletons in my closet
若你能数清我衣柜里的骸骨 [01:52.840]Under my bed and up under my faucet
床底水管下的藏尸处 [01:55.200]Then you would know I've completely lost it
就会明白我已彻底癫狂 [01:57.680]Is he nuts? No, he's insane!
他是疯了吗？不 是丧心病狂！ [01:59.980]Don't you know what felch means? ("Yeah") Well then, tell me
知道啥叫"饮精"吗？（"知道"）那告诉我 [02:02.380]Would you rather get felched or do the felching?
你愿被灌精还是去灌别人？ [02:04.890]Fvxk 'em in the axs, suck the cxm out while you're belchin' (Urrp!)
边操屁眼边吸精 顺便打个嗝（嗝！） [02:07.260]Burp, belch, and go back for a second helpin'
打完嗝 再来第二轮畅饮 [02:09.770]Can you dig what I'm sayin', man? Can you smell me?
懂我意思吗老兄？闻到味没？ [02:12.180]I want you to feel me like my stepfather felt me (Oh...)
我要你感受我 像继父感受我（噢...） [02:14.710]Fvxk a little puppy, kick the puppy while he's yelpin'
操只小狗 听它哀嚎继续踹 [02:17.110]"Shady, what the fvxk you sayin'?" — I don't know, help me!
"痞子你他妈说啥？"——我不知道 救救我！ [02:19.650]What the fvxk's happenin'? I think I'm fvxkin' meltin'!
怎么回事？我他妈要融化了！ [02:22.080]"Marshall, I just love you, boy, I care about your well-being"
"马歇尔我爱你 关心你的健康" [02:24.450]No, Dad, I said no! — I don't need no help peein'
不 爸我说了不！撒尿不用帮忙 [02:26.910]I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see?
我是大人 自己能扶好鸡巴 [02:29.360]I only get naked when the babysitter tells me
只有保姆让我脱我才脱光 [02:31.820]She showed me a movie like Nightmare on Elm Street
她给我看《榆树街噩梦》 [02:34.270]But it was X and they called it "Pubic Hair on Chelsea"
其实是A片叫《切尔西阴毛》 [02:36.570]"Well, this is called 'Axs Rxpe' and we're shootin' the jail scene!"
"这片叫《肛虐》现在拍监狱场景！" [02:39.110]If you could count the skeletons in my closet
若你能数清我衣柜里的骸骨 [02:41.770]Under my bed and up under my faucet
床底水管下的藏尸处 [02:44.200]Then you would know I've completely lost it
就会明白我已彻底癫狂 [02:46.740]Is he nuts? No, he's insane
他是疯了吗？不 是丧心病狂 [02:48.900]If you could count the skeletons in my closet
若你能数清我衣柜里的骸骨 [02:51.590]Under my bed and up under my faucet
床底水管下的藏尸处 [02:54.000]Then you would know I've completely lost it
就会明白我已彻底癫狂 [02:56.530]Is he nuts? No, he's insane
他是疯了吗？不 是丧心病狂