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[00:01.88]Janice has a question. Who of the six of you...
[00:06.02]... has slept with who of the six of you? [00:10.92]Wow,it's like a dirty math problem. [00:14.56]I'm sorry,the answer there would be none of us. [00:18.03]Over the years,none of you ever got drunk and stupid? [00:21.90]Well,that's really a different question. [00:25.34]I can't believe a group of people who spends this much time together... [00:30.18]... has never bumped uglies. [00:33.78]There was that one time Monica and Rachel got together. [00:37.68]What? [00:39.25]Excuse me,there was no "time." [00:41.75]Okay,but let's say there was. [00:44.69]How might that go? [00:49.06]Well then answer me this: [00:50.90]Have any of you ever almost...? [00:58.07]-Anybody need more coffee? -Hey,there's a dog out there! [01:02.37]The One With the Flashback [01:49.82] [01:53.43]-That is so unfortunate. -What? [01:56.23]Cute Naked Guy's starting to put on weight. [02:00.50]I'll be back in just a minute. [02:02.67]I'm sorry that I left lipstick marks on the phone. [02:07.24]You didn't leave lipstick marks on the phone. [02:16.45]-That's why I moved out. -Hey,while we're on that... [02:19.45]...when are you gonna tell my sister you don't live here anymore? [02:23.59]On some level,she already knows. [02:25.76]She doesn't know you sneak out every night... [02:28.46]...and back every morning... [02:30.43]...and that you've been at your grandmother's for a week. [02:33.87]Okay,well,maybe not on those levels. [02:41.64]I'm never gonna find a roommate. Ever. [02:44.54]Nobody good? [02:45.78]There was the guy with the ferrets. [02:48.55]That's plural. [02:51.05]The spitter. And the guy who enjoyed my name so much... [02:54.65]... he made a noise every time he said it. [02:57.52]"Nice to meet you,Chandler Bing. Bing!" [03:00.56]"Great apartment,Chandler Bing. Bing!" [03:04.03]-How many more tomorrow? -Two. [03:06.20]This photographer who seemed really dull... [03:08.73]...and this actor guy who I'm not sure about. [03:11.74]When I answered the phone "Chandler Bing"... [03:14.41]... he said,"Whoa! Short message!" [03:19.74]Foot on the floor or come over no more. [03:23.45]Your dresser is missing, but this she notices. [03:26.85]-What? -I have to go. [03:31.42]Carol should be home by now,so.... [03:34.13]-How's it going with you guys? -Better,actually. [03:37.03]I finally figured out why we're having so much trouble. [03:40.43]-Oh,really? -Yeah. You know how I have you guys? [03:43.23]She doesn't have any close friends that are just hers. [03:46.54]But last week,she met this woman at the gym,"Susan" something. [03:51.04]And they really hit it off,and I think it's gonna make a difference. [03:58.58]So,Eric... [04:00.08]...what kind of photography do you do? [04:02.39]Oh,mostly fashion. [04:04.12]There may be models here sometimes. I hope that's cool. [04:09.19]Yes,that is cool. [04:11.36]Because I have models here, you know... [04:15.07]... never. [04:18.00]During the summer I spend most weekends at my sister's beach house... [04:22.41]...which you're welcome to use. [04:24.51]Although I should tell you, she's a porn star. [04:30.48]Well,I still have one more person to meet. [04:33.59]But unless it turns out to be your sister... [04:37.09]... I think your chances are pretty good. [04:40.09]All right. [04:45.70]Bedroom,bathroom,living room. [04:47.73]This here is the kitchen, and thanks for coming by. Bye-bye. [04:52.40]Don't you wanna ask me any questions? [04:57.21] [05:00.38]What's up? [05:02.78]Well,I'm an actor. [05:05.58]I'm fairly neat. [05:07.92]I got my own TV. [05:09.89]Oh,and don't worry,I'm totally okay with the gay thing. [05:16.46]What gay thing? [05:18.60]Just,you know,in general. The whole "people-being-gay" thing. [05:25.04]Totally cool with that. [05:30.24]Okay,Jerry. Thanks for stopping by. [05:41.05] [05:50.80]Hey,Mon. [05:52.90]-Wanna hear something that sucks? -Do I ever! [05:57.50]-Chris says they're closing the bar. -No way! [06:00.37]They're turning it into a coffee place. [06:02.81]Just coffee? [06:04.94]-Where are we gonna hang out? -You got me. [06:07.85]-Can I get a beer? -Did you pick a roommate? [06:10.65]-You bet. -ls it the ltalian guy? [06:13.15]Yeah,right. [06:15.82]He's so cute. [06:16.89]That's what I want. A roommate I can walk around with... [06:19.89]...and be referred to as "the funny one." [06:22.86]Table's free. Rack them up. Back in a minute. [06:25.36]Get ready for me to whip your butt. [06:27.87]Okay,but after that, we're shooting some pool. [06:33.57]Excuse me? Hello? Hi. [06:37.31]My friend ordered an onion... [06:39.84]... not an olive. [06:41.85]And I ordered a rum and Diet Coke... [06:47.59]-I am so sorry. -That's all right. [06:51.06]How hard is it to get a couple drinks right,huh? [06:58.00]I would like to propose a toast... [07:00.70]...to the woman who,in one year from today,will become... [07:04.04]... Mrs. Dr. Barry Barber,D. D.S. [07:07.91]I think it's time to see the ring again. [07:14.91]Isn't it exciting? I mean, it's like having a boyfriend for life! [07:22.72]Yeah. I know. [07:25.86]What? [07:27.13]Oh,I don't know. [07:29.89]Well,maybe it's just the idea... [07:33.13]...of Barry for the rest of my life. [07:35.90]I don't know,I think l.... [07:37.60]I feel like having one last fling... [07:39.80]...just to sort of get it out of my system. [07:45.04]-Rachel,stop! -You're so bad! [07:47.81]I'm serious. I really think I need to just have... [07:51.88]...some meaningless ***, you know? [07:54.22]With the next guy I see. [08:03.23]Excuse me,I seem to have dropped my ball. [08:08.77]Yeah,so? [08:12.50]And now I've picked it up again. [08:18.18]My God! I went to high school with her. [08:26.32]Look! Hi! What do you think? [08:29.09]Oh,my God! [08:30.59]You can't even see where the Titanic hit it. [08:33.83]Yes,his name is Barry. He's a doctor,thank you very much. [08:37.53]Just like you always wanted. Congratulations. [08:40.43]Thank you. So how about you? Are you seeing anybody? [08:44.47]Not right now. [08:46.20]Oh,well,that's okay. [08:49.17]I know. [08:54.68]So I think I'll get back to my friend. [08:57.22] [09:03.35]Can we have lunch the next time I'm in the city? [09:06.69]That'd be great. [09:08.03]-Okay. -Thanks. [09:11.36]Ten bucks says I never see that woman again in my life. [09:15.83]No,honey,really. It's fine. [09:18.40] [09:19.90]...go with Susan. [09:21.24]Really,I think [09:23.14]I think girls' night out is a great idea. [09:27.71] [09:29.88]-What are they doing? -I don't know. Something girly. [09:37.09]Hey,you're early. [09:38.66]What are you doing with the lamp? [09:41.06]Just taking it to get rewired. [09:44.83]Don't take it where you took the stereo. They've had that over a week. [09:57.68]Mr. Heckles,no one is making any noise up here. [10:01.05]You're disturbing my oboe practice. [10:03.85]-You don't play the oboe. -I could play the oboe. [10:07.89]Then I'm gonna have to ask you to keep it down. [10:16.06]Who are you? [10:17.56]-I'm Eric,Chandler's new roommate. -I'm Chandler's new roommate. [10:23.13]-I don't think so. -I could be Chandler's new roommate. [10:26.77]-But he told me over the phone -He told me in person. [10:31.04]That's weird. [10:32.14]I'm going to go into my new apartment now. [10:55.43]Hi again. [11:04.78]Thank you so much. [11:06.34]Don't thank me. Thank the jerk that never showed up. [11:09.91]Okay,I gotta get to work. [11:13.25]-You want some help? -No,thanks. I got it. [11:15.92]No,I don't! [11:18.42]You okay? [11:21.93]I stood up too fast. Got a little head rush. [11:25.33]It's the heat. [11:30.10]And the humidity. [11:34.21]That's... [11:35.71]...a tough combination. [11:42.01]Do you want to come in for some lemonade? [11:53.69]This is a great place. [11:56.69]Thank you. [11:58.70]Just make yourself comfortable. [12:01.90]Gotcha. [12:05.80]So this place is really my grandmother's. [12:12.08]I got it when she moved to Florida. Otherwise I could never afford it. [12:21.25]So if the landlord ever asks... [12:23.25]... I'm an 87-year-old woman who's afraid of her VCR. You thirsty? [12:27.22]You bet I am! [12:30.86]Okay... [12:31.83]... here's your *****! [12:39.47]Oh,my God! What the hell are you doing? [12:42.91]You said,"You wanna come in for some lemonade?" [12:45.84]So? [12:49.31]Were you just gonna give me lemonade? [12:52.75]Cover yourself up! [12:54.29]Oh,right. Sorry. [12:55.69]God,I don't believe this! [12:57.46]Someone asks you in for lemonade and that means they want to have ***? [13:01.43]Usually,yeah. Well,not just lemonade. [13:04.56]Iced tea,sometimes juice. [13:08.60]Look,sorry. I just [13:11.47]I thought you liked me. [13:17.04]It's okay. [13:19.44]I suppose it could happen to anyone. [13:22.05]Not anyone I know,but.... [13:26.75]By the way,I can still see it. [13:42.17]Where's your bed? [13:46.50]It's not in the apartment? [13:54.41]I can't believe this is happening again. [13:58.02]-What? -Okay,enough with the third degree! [14:03.42]I don't live here anymore. [14:06.36]-What are you talking about? -I'm sorry. [14:09.69]I don't live here anymore. [14:14.50]I didn't know how to tell you. But,you know,everybody else knows. [14:20.94]Everybody knows? [14:23.37]That was supposed to be a good thing. I forget why. [14:30.15]Do you know I couldn't sleep for a month... [14:39.39]I would have,but I had a spaghetti stain on the other side. [14:42.86] [14:44.00]This is what I'm talking about. [14:46.13]I need to live in a land where people can spill! [14:50.73]Well,you can spill. [14:53.00]In the sink. [14:55.24]Oh,honey. It's not your fault, you know. This is who you are. [14:59.64]And I love you. And I want us to be friends. [15:02.85]And if I stay here, I don't see that happening. [15:07.65]-I love you too. -Good. [15:13.52]What? [15:16.23]What? I'm just sad. [15:18.50]No,you're not. You're wondering which cushion it is. [15:27.67]So what are you watching? [15:30.51]Baywatch. “ [15:33.44]What's it about? [15:36.68]Lifeguards. [15:38.88]Well,it sounds kind of stup [15:42.02]Who's she? [15:44.62]Nicole Eggert. [15:46.39]We like her. [16:02.44]Hey,you want a beer? [16:04.21]-I'll get one. -Don't get up. I got a cooler here. [16:13.58]Do you have any beers? We're out of beers. [16:16.22]Help yourself. [16:18.72]You okay? [16:22.69]Phoebe moved out. [16:26.66]Right. [16:28.43]I don't understand. [16:30.60]Am I so hard to live with? Is this why I don't have a boyfriend? [16:36.61]You don't have a boyfriend because.... [16:40.88]I don't know why you don't have a boyfriend. [16:45.15]You should have a boyfriend. [16:48.12]I think so. [16:51.82]Come here. [16:53.09]Come here. [16:56.76]Listen,you are one of my favorite people... [17:00.20]...and the most beautiful woman I've ever known in real life. [17:21.85]Where is everybody? [17:23.72]It's already closed. Chris gave me the keys to lock up. What is wrong? [17:28.06]I think my marriage... [17:31.33]...is kind of over. [17:33.06]Oh,no! Why? [17:35.00]Because Carol's a lesbian. [17:41.71]And I'm not one. [17:47.28]And apparently it's not a mix-and-match situation. [17:50.88]Oh,my God! [17:53.82]I don't believe it! [17:56.45]Oh,you poor bunny. [18:00.09]I'm an idiot. [18:02.16]I mean,I should have seen it. [18:04.19]I mean,Carol and I would be out, and she'd see some beautiful woman... [18:09.50]...and she'd be "Ross! Look at her!" [18:12.87]And I'd think... [18:15.11]... "God,my wife is cool." [18:24.38]Hey,do you think that Susan person is her lover? [18:30.49]Well,now I do! [18:34.16]I'm sorry. [18:37.83]Seven years! [18:40.30]I mean,we've been together seven years. [18:44.10]She's the only woman who's ever loved me. [18:47.07]She's the only woman I've ever.... [18:56.78]This is nice. [18:58.62]I know. It is,isn't it? [19:02.09]No,I mean it. This feels really good. [19:07.39]Is it 100% cotton? [19:14.50]And I got it on sale too. [19:17.67]I should go. [19:18.77]One of the lifeguards was just about to dismantle a nuclear device. [19:23.77]If you want to get a drink later,we can. [19:26.41]That sounds great. [19:28.65]Oh,and listen,it's gonna be [19:32.92]Thanks. [19:38.36]Maybe this wouldn't have happened if I'd been more nurturing... [19:42.93]...or I'd paid more attention... [19:46.70]...or I had a uterus. [19:50.47]-I can't believe it. -I know. [19:52.50]You know,you don't deserve this. You don't,Ross. [19:56.04]-You're so good. -Thanks. [19:58.04]And you're so sweet. [20:02.68]Thanks. [20:15.29]Come here. [20:18.06]Wait,wait,wait. [20:24.57]It's okay. [20:32.38]Wait,wait,wait! My foot is stuck in the pocket. [20:37.08]-What? -I can't get it out. [20:39.08]That's not something a girl wants to hear. [20:42.19]Come on,don't start. [20:45.66]What? [20:46.72]Stupid balls are in the way. [21:07.88]Oh,well. [21:10.25]That probably wouldn't have been the most constructive solution. [21:15.29]You have chalk on your face. [21:18.56]You're right. I don't know why I always thought this was real grass. [21:29.90]Honey,you okay? [21:32.60]My wife's a lesbian. [21:35.31] [21:40.44]Ross,Joey. Joey,Ross. [21:55.83]Don't say anything. [21:58.33]I don't wanna speak. I don't wanna think. [22:01.67]I just want you to take me and kiss me and make love to me right here... [22:06.67]... right now. [22:20.58]You missed the exit. [22:24.25]Sorry. [22:25.36]My God,what were you thinking about? [22:30.66]Barry.
[00:06.02]... has slept with who of the six of you? [00:10.92]Wow,it's like a dirty math problem. [00:14.56]I'm sorry,the answer there would be none of us. [00:18.03]Over the years,none of you ever got drunk and stupid? [00:21.90]Well,that's really a different question. [00:25.34]I can't believe a group of people who spends this much time together... [00:30.18]... has never bumped uglies. [00:33.78]There was that one time Monica and Rachel got together. [00:37.68]What? [00:39.25]Excuse me,there was no "time." [00:41.75]Okay,but let's say there was. [00:44.69]How might that go? [00:49.06]Well then answer me this: [00:50.90]Have any of you ever almost...? [00:58.07]-Anybody need more coffee? -Hey,there's a dog out there! [01:02.37]The One With the Flashback [01:49.82] [01:53.43]-That is so unfortunate. -What? [01:56.23]Cute Naked Guy's starting to put on weight. [02:00.50]I'll be back in just a minute. [02:02.67]I'm sorry that I left lipstick marks on the phone. [02:07.24]You didn't leave lipstick marks on the phone. [02:16.45]-That's why I moved out. -Hey,while we're on that... [02:19.45]...when are you gonna tell my sister you don't live here anymore? [02:23.59]On some level,she already knows. [02:25.76]She doesn't know you sneak out every night... [02:28.46]...and back every morning... [02:30.43]...and that you've been at your grandmother's for a week. [02:33.87]Okay,well,maybe not on those levels. [02:41.64]I'm never gonna find a roommate. Ever. [02:44.54]Nobody good? [02:45.78]There was the guy with the ferrets. [02:48.55]That's plural. [02:51.05]The spitter. And the guy who enjoyed my name so much... [02:54.65]... he made a noise every time he said it. [02:57.52]"Nice to meet you,Chandler Bing. Bing!" [03:00.56]"Great apartment,Chandler Bing. Bing!" [03:04.03]-How many more tomorrow? -Two. [03:06.20]This photographer who seemed really dull... [03:08.73]...and this actor guy who I'm not sure about. [03:11.74]When I answered the phone "Chandler Bing"... [03:14.41]... he said,"Whoa! Short message!" [03:19.74]Foot on the floor or come over no more. [03:23.45]Your dresser is missing, but this she notices. [03:26.85]-What? -I have to go. [03:31.42]Carol should be home by now,so.... [03:34.13]-How's it going with you guys? -Better,actually. [03:37.03]I finally figured out why we're having so much trouble. [03:40.43]-Oh,really? -Yeah. You know how I have you guys? [03:43.23]She doesn't have any close friends that are just hers. [03:46.54]But last week,she met this woman at the gym,"Susan" something. [03:51.04]And they really hit it off,and I think it's gonna make a difference. [03:58.58]So,Eric... [04:00.08]...what kind of photography do you do? [04:02.39]Oh,mostly fashion. [04:04.12]There may be models here sometimes. I hope that's cool. [04:09.19]Yes,that is cool. [04:11.36]Because I have models here, you know... [04:15.07]... never. [04:18.00]During the summer I spend most weekends at my sister's beach house... [04:22.41]...which you're welcome to use. [04:24.51]Although I should tell you, she's a porn star. [04:30.48]Well,I still have one more person to meet. [04:33.59]But unless it turns out to be your sister... [04:37.09]... I think your chances are pretty good. [04:40.09]All right. [04:45.70]Bedroom,bathroom,living room. [04:47.73]This here is the kitchen, and thanks for coming by. Bye-bye. [04:52.40]Don't you wanna ask me any questions? [04:57.21] [05:00.38]What's up? [05:02.78]Well,I'm an actor. [05:05.58]I'm fairly neat. [05:07.92]I got my own TV. [05:09.89]Oh,and don't worry,I'm totally okay with the gay thing. [05:16.46]What gay thing? [05:18.60]Just,you know,in general. The whole "people-being-gay" thing. [05:25.04]Totally cool with that. [05:30.24]Okay,Jerry. Thanks for stopping by. [05:41.05] [05:50.80]Hey,Mon. [05:52.90]-Wanna hear something that sucks? -Do I ever! [05:57.50]-Chris says they're closing the bar. -No way! [06:00.37]They're turning it into a coffee place. [06:02.81]Just coffee? [06:04.94]-Where are we gonna hang out? -You got me. [06:07.85]-Can I get a beer? -Did you pick a roommate? [06:10.65]-You bet. -ls it the ltalian guy? [06:13.15]Yeah,right. [06:15.82]He's so cute. [06:16.89]That's what I want. A roommate I can walk around with... [06:19.89]...and be referred to as "the funny one." [06:22.86]Table's free. Rack them up. Back in a minute. [06:25.36]Get ready for me to whip your butt. [06:27.87]Okay,but after that, we're shooting some pool. [06:33.57]Excuse me? Hello? Hi. [06:37.31]My friend ordered an onion... [06:39.84]... not an olive. [06:41.85]And I ordered a rum and Diet Coke... [06:47.59]-I am so sorry. -That's all right. [06:51.06]How hard is it to get a couple drinks right,huh? [06:58.00]I would like to propose a toast... [07:00.70]...to the woman who,in one year from today,will become... [07:04.04]... Mrs. Dr. Barry Barber,D. D.S. [07:07.91]I think it's time to see the ring again. [07:14.91]Isn't it exciting? I mean, it's like having a boyfriend for life! [07:22.72]Yeah. I know. [07:25.86]What? [07:27.13]Oh,I don't know. [07:29.89]Well,maybe it's just the idea... [07:33.13]...of Barry for the rest of my life. [07:35.90]I don't know,I think l.... [07:37.60]I feel like having one last fling... [07:39.80]...just to sort of get it out of my system. [07:45.04]-Rachel,stop! -You're so bad! [07:47.81]I'm serious. I really think I need to just have... [07:51.88]...some meaningless ***, you know? [07:54.22]With the next guy I see. [08:03.23]Excuse me,I seem to have dropped my ball. [08:08.77]Yeah,so? [08:12.50]And now I've picked it up again. [08:18.18]My God! I went to high school with her. [08:26.32]Look! Hi! What do you think? [08:29.09]Oh,my God! [08:30.59]You can't even see where the Titanic hit it. [08:33.83]Yes,his name is Barry. He's a doctor,thank you very much. [08:37.53]Just like you always wanted. Congratulations. [08:40.43]Thank you. So how about you? Are you seeing anybody? [08:44.47]Not right now. [08:46.20]Oh,well,that's okay. [08:49.17]I know. [08:54.68]So I think I'll get back to my friend. [08:57.22] [09:03.35]Can we have lunch the next time I'm in the city? [09:06.69]That'd be great. [09:08.03]-Okay. -Thanks. [09:11.36]Ten bucks says I never see that woman again in my life. [09:15.83]No,honey,really. It's fine. [09:18.40] [09:19.90]...go with Susan. [09:21.24]Really,I think [09:23.14]I think girls' night out is a great idea. [09:27.71] [09:29.88]-What are they doing? -I don't know. Something girly. [09:37.09]Hey,you're early. [09:38.66]What are you doing with the lamp? [09:41.06]Just taking it to get rewired. [09:44.83]Don't take it where you took the stereo. They've had that over a week. [09:57.68]Mr. Heckles,no one is making any noise up here. [10:01.05]You're disturbing my oboe practice. [10:03.85]-You don't play the oboe. -I could play the oboe. [10:07.89]Then I'm gonna have to ask you to keep it down. [10:16.06]Who are you? [10:17.56]-I'm Eric,Chandler's new roommate. -I'm Chandler's new roommate. [10:23.13]-I don't think so. -I could be Chandler's new roommate. [10:26.77]-But he told me over the phone -He told me in person. [10:31.04]That's weird. [10:32.14]I'm going to go into my new apartment now. [10:55.43]Hi again. [11:04.78]Thank you so much. [11:06.34]Don't thank me. Thank the jerk that never showed up. [11:09.91]Okay,I gotta get to work. [11:13.25]-You want some help? -No,thanks. I got it. [11:15.92]No,I don't! [11:18.42]You okay? [11:21.93]I stood up too fast. Got a little head rush. [11:25.33]It's the heat. [11:30.10]And the humidity. [11:34.21]That's... [11:35.71]...a tough combination. [11:42.01]Do you want to come in for some lemonade? [11:53.69]This is a great place. [11:56.69]Thank you. [11:58.70]Just make yourself comfortable. [12:01.90]Gotcha. [12:05.80]So this place is really my grandmother's. [12:12.08]I got it when she moved to Florida. Otherwise I could never afford it. [12:21.25]So if the landlord ever asks... [12:23.25]... I'm an 87-year-old woman who's afraid of her VCR. You thirsty? [12:27.22]You bet I am! [12:30.86]Okay... [12:31.83]... here's your *****! [12:39.47]Oh,my God! What the hell are you doing? [12:42.91]You said,"You wanna come in for some lemonade?" [12:45.84]So? [12:49.31]Were you just gonna give me lemonade? [12:52.75]Cover yourself up! [12:54.29]Oh,right. Sorry. [12:55.69]God,I don't believe this! [12:57.46]Someone asks you in for lemonade and that means they want to have ***? [13:01.43]Usually,yeah. Well,not just lemonade. [13:04.56]Iced tea,sometimes juice. [13:08.60]Look,sorry. I just [13:11.47]I thought you liked me. [13:17.04]It's okay. [13:19.44]I suppose it could happen to anyone. [13:22.05]Not anyone I know,but.... [13:26.75]By the way,I can still see it. [13:42.17]Where's your bed? [13:46.50]It's not in the apartment? [13:54.41]I can't believe this is happening again. [13:58.02]-What? -Okay,enough with the third degree! [14:03.42]I don't live here anymore. [14:06.36]-What are you talking about? -I'm sorry. [14:09.69]I don't live here anymore. [14:14.50]I didn't know how to tell you. But,you know,everybody else knows. [14:20.94]Everybody knows? [14:23.37]That was supposed to be a good thing. I forget why. [14:30.15]Do you know I couldn't sleep for a month... [14:39.39]I would have,but I had a spaghetti stain on the other side. [14:42.86] [14:44.00]This is what I'm talking about. [14:46.13]I need to live in a land where people can spill! [14:50.73]Well,you can spill. [14:53.00]In the sink. [14:55.24]Oh,honey. It's not your fault, you know. This is who you are. [14:59.64]And I love you. And I want us to be friends. [15:02.85]And if I stay here, I don't see that happening. [15:07.65]-I love you too. -Good. [15:13.52]What? [15:16.23]What? I'm just sad. [15:18.50]No,you're not. You're wondering which cushion it is. [15:27.67]So what are you watching? [15:30.51]Baywatch. “ [15:33.44]What's it about? [15:36.68]Lifeguards. [15:38.88]Well,it sounds kind of stup [15:42.02]Who's she? [15:44.62]Nicole Eggert. [15:46.39]We like her. [16:02.44]Hey,you want a beer? [16:04.21]-I'll get one. -Don't get up. I got a cooler here. [16:13.58]Do you have any beers? We're out of beers. [16:16.22]Help yourself. [16:18.72]You okay? [16:22.69]Phoebe moved out. [16:26.66]Right. [16:28.43]I don't understand. [16:30.60]Am I so hard to live with? Is this why I don't have a boyfriend? [16:36.61]You don't have a boyfriend because.... [16:40.88]I don't know why you don't have a boyfriend. [16:45.15]You should have a boyfriend. [16:48.12]I think so. [16:51.82]Come here. [16:53.09]Come here. [16:56.76]Listen,you are one of my favorite people... [17:00.20]...and the most beautiful woman I've ever known in real life. [17:21.85]Where is everybody? [17:23.72]It's already closed. Chris gave me the keys to lock up. What is wrong? [17:28.06]I think my marriage... [17:31.33]...is kind of over. [17:33.06]Oh,no! Why? [17:35.00]Because Carol's a lesbian. [17:41.71]And I'm not one. [17:47.28]And apparently it's not a mix-and-match situation. [17:50.88]Oh,my God! [17:53.82]I don't believe it! [17:56.45]Oh,you poor bunny. [18:00.09]I'm an idiot. [18:02.16]I mean,I should have seen it. [18:04.19]I mean,Carol and I would be out, and she'd see some beautiful woman... [18:09.50]...and she'd be "Ross! Look at her!" [18:12.87]And I'd think... [18:15.11]... "God,my wife is cool." [18:24.38]Hey,do you think that Susan person is her lover? [18:30.49]Well,now I do! [18:34.16]I'm sorry. [18:37.83]Seven years! [18:40.30]I mean,we've been together seven years. [18:44.10]She's the only woman who's ever loved me. [18:47.07]She's the only woman I've ever.... [18:56.78]This is nice. [18:58.62]I know. It is,isn't it? [19:02.09]No,I mean it. This feels really good. [19:07.39]Is it 100% cotton? [19:14.50]And I got it on sale too. [19:17.67]I should go. [19:18.77]One of the lifeguards was just about to dismantle a nuclear device. [19:23.77]If you want to get a drink later,we can. [19:26.41]That sounds great. [19:28.65]Oh,and listen,it's gonna be [19:32.92]Thanks. [19:38.36]Maybe this wouldn't have happened if I'd been more nurturing... [19:42.93]...or I'd paid more attention... [19:46.70]...or I had a uterus. [19:50.47]-I can't believe it. -I know. [19:52.50]You know,you don't deserve this. You don't,Ross. [19:56.04]-You're so good. -Thanks. [19:58.04]And you're so sweet. [20:02.68]Thanks. [20:15.29]Come here. [20:18.06]Wait,wait,wait. [20:24.57]It's okay. [20:32.38]Wait,wait,wait! My foot is stuck in the pocket. [20:37.08]-What? -I can't get it out. [20:39.08]That's not something a girl wants to hear. [20:42.19]Come on,don't start. [20:45.66]What? [20:46.72]Stupid balls are in the way. [21:07.88]Oh,well. [21:10.25]That probably wouldn't have been the most constructive solution. [21:15.29]You have chalk on your face. [21:18.56]You're right. I don't know why I always thought this was real grass. [21:29.90]Honey,you okay? [21:32.60]My wife's a lesbian. [21:35.31] [21:40.44]Ross,Joey. Joey,Ross. [21:55.83]Don't say anything. [21:58.33]I don't wanna speak. I don't wanna think. [22:01.67]I just want you to take me and kiss me and make love to me right here... [22:06.67]... right now. [22:20.58]You missed the exit. [22:24.25]Sorry. [22:25.36]My God,what were you thinking about? [22:30.66]Barry.
Friends S03E06-英语听力热门评论
感谢那个神经兮兮的大爷，没有他老人家就没有六人组
那一年，裸男还是一个大帅比
所以要不是Mr. Heckles,joey都不会搬进来。。。
钱钱被好多人认为是gay啊[大哭][大哭]
