Friends S02E22-英语听力

[00:07.72]So,I'll get candles and my mom's lace tablecloth. [00:10.56]And since it's Rachel's birthday... [00:12.89]...I thought I'd poach a salmon. … [00:15.93]What? [00:17.00]Question. Why do we always have parties where you poach things? [00:21.33]You want to be on the food committee? [00:23.13]Question 2. Why do we always have parties with committees? [00:26.64]Why can't we just get pizza and beer and have fun? [00:30.68]I agree. Fancy parties are only fun if you're fancy on the inside. [00:38.12]You don't want it to be special? [00:40.65]Fine. You can throw any kind of party you want. [00:43.46]Joey,they're not real! [00:47.36]I start miles beneath the surface of these things. They're fake. [00:50.83]See? Honk,honk! [00:53.83]Wow,it's like porno for clowns! [00:58.64]The One With Two Parties [01:47.05]Neither of Rachel's sisters can come. [01:50.12]I still have to invite Dylan and Emma and Shannon Cooper. [01:54.73]No Shannon Cooper. [01:56.16]Why not her? [01:57.73]Because she.... [01:58.83]She steals stuff. [02:03.07]Or maybe she doesn't and Joey slept with her and never called her back. [02:09.94]Joey,that is horrible. [02:11.78]Hey,I liked her. [02:13.24]Maybe too much. [02:14.81]I don't know. [02:16.58]I guess I just got scared. [02:22.79]I didn't think anyone would buy that. Okay! [02:27.03]Hi,honey. How did it go? [02:28.66]It was the graduation from hell. [02:30.83]My cousin went to hell on a football scholarship. [02:35.03]It's supposed to be a joyous occasion. [02:37.60]Nobody thought my sister would graduate from college. [02:41.14]It's a testament to what a girl from Long lsland will do for a Celica. [02:46.21]What happened? [02:47.31]My parents happened. [02:48.68]All they had to do was sit in the same stadium,smile... [02:51.88]...and not talk about the divorce. But no! … [02:55.29]They got into a fight during the commencement address. [02:58.12]Bishop Tutu actually had to stop and shush them. [03:04.46]You know the good news? [03:06.03]I get to serve coffee for the next eight hours. [03:10.80]I guess we don't invite her parents. [03:13.30]-How about just her mom? -Why her mom? [03:16.17]Because I already invited her. [03:18.68]Did you ask Stacy Roth? [03:20.88]Can't invite her. [03:25.05]She also steals. [03:33.22]Here are the candles. Where's the birthday cake? [03:36.33]We're not having birthday cake. [03:38.50]We're having birthday flan. [03:42.57]Excuse me? [03:43.74]It's a traditional Mexican custard dessert. [03:45.90]That's nice. [03:47.51]Happy birthday,Rachel. Here's some goo! [03:57.02]Dr. Greene! [03:58.85]Oh,my God! It's Rachel's dad. [04:03.35]Why are you here? [04:04.89]The father can't see the daughter on her birthday? [04:07.79]No,no,the father can. [04:09.86]But since I am the roommate, I can tell you she's not here. [04:13.87]And I'll pass along the message. Okay? So bye-bye. [04:17.27]You're having a party. [04:22.21]Just a surprise gathering of some people Rachel knows. [04:25.54]-This is Phoebe,Chandler and Joey. -I'll never remember all that. [04:29.78]So what's the deal? [04:32.08]Rachel comes home,people pop out and yell stuff? Is that it? [04:42.33]Hi,Monica. [04:46.93]The Chinese menu guy. Forgot the menus. [04:50.10]So basically,just a Chinese guy. [04:54.47]Dr. Greene,come with me. We'll put your jacket on Rachel's bed. [05:01.35]All right. That sounds like a two-person job. [05:07.82]Well,my goodness! What was that? [05:10.36]Sandra,I thought you were Rachel. We weren't ready for you yet. [05:14.19]-You thought I was Rachel? -Yes,because you look so young. [05:18.20]And because you're both, you know,white women. [05:23.50]Oh,I missed you kids. Should I put my coat in the bedroom? [05:30.14]-No,I'll take that for you. -Oh,well,thank you. [05:33.51]Such a gentleman. Thank you. [05:38.85]It all looks so nice. So festive. All the balloons. [05:43.72]Oh,the funniest thing happened to me on the way here. [05:47.49]-I was driving -That's great! [05:53.20]I can't wait to hear the rest, but I have to go to the bathroom. [05:56.80]Hey,come with me. [06:01.47]You know,like at a restaurant. It'll be fun! Come on. [06:10.21]Oh,my God. Oh,my God. Oh,my God! [06:12.25]Think. Think. [06:14.00]What would Jack and Chrissy do? [06:18.09]Okay,now that your coat is safely in the bed [06:21.76]We can come back out in the living room. [06:24.36]Joey and Chandler,it's time you take Dr. Greene over to your place. [06:28.87]Yes,absolutely. [06:32.17]Why,again? [06:34.41]Because that's where the party is,you goon! [06:38.61]-See,this is just the staging area. -Right,it's the staging area. [06:42.71]This is clearly in the wrong apartment. [06:50.86]All right,you guys are off to party number one. [06:55.86]And you.... [06:57.76]You are off to party number two. [07:00.80]All right,let's keep it moving, let's keep it moving. [07:06.24]At least send some women to my party. [07:22.65]Thank you for such a wonderful dinner. [07:25.56]Thanks for being born. [07:27.63]Thank you for my beautiful earrings. They're perfect. [07:30.90]I love you. [07:32.90]Now,you can exchange them if you want,okay? [07:36.73]Now I love you even more. [07:44.31]Surprise! [07:46.08]Oh,my gosh! [07:47.81]Wow! [07:49.91]Oh,my God. Mom! [07:51.78]This is so great! [07:53.48]Happy birthday,sweetie. [07:57.09]You! I had no idea! [07:59.92]-Really? -No,I knew. [08:01.36]All right. [08:03.63]There's food and drinks on the table. [08:06.20]Go across the hall. Right now,Joey and Chandler's. [08:09.03]-Why? -Just go. [08:14.17]Surprise! [08:18.81]Happy birthday,sweet pea. [08:21.18]Daddy! [08:27.55]Both of them are here? Both of them? Both of them are here? [08:30.79]Well,we could count again? [08:33.86]I can't believe this! [08:35.39]You know,this is ridiculous. [08:37.20]This is your birthday,your party. [08:39.66]Let's put them together. If they can't deal with it,who cares? [08:43.07]-I do. -That's who. [08:47.04]Are you gonna be okay? [08:48.57]I don't really have a choice. I can look at the bright side. [08:52.64]I get two birthday parties and two birthday cakes. [08:55.75]Well,actually... [08:57.55]...just one birthday flan. … [09:02.82]It's a traditional Mexican custard dessert. [09:05.82]Talk to Monica. She's on the food committee. [09:15.23]Some girl just walked up to me and said,"I want you,Dennis"... [09:19.00]...and stuck her tongue down my throat. … [09:21.84]I love this party! [09:24.28]-Quick volleyball question. -Volleyball. [09:26.61]We set up a court in your room. [09:28.78]You didn't like that gray lamp,did you? [09:32.38]A woman stuck her tongue down my throat. I'm not even listening to you. [09:37.05]-Dennis! -Okay,that's me. [09:41.19]Can you keep Dad occupied? I'm gonna talk to Mom for a while. [09:45.40]Do you have any ideas for any openers? [09:48.73]Stay clear of "I'm the guy that's doing your daughter"... [09:52.07]...and you should be okay. … [09:56.27]I want you to take a piece of paper [09:58.48]Here you go. And write down your most embarrassing memory. [10:07.65]... because they will dry out. … [10:10.66]Hi,Dr. Greene. [10:13.79]So how's everything in the... [10:16.83]...vascular surgery... … [10:19.30]...game? … [10:21.47]It's not a game,Ross. A woman died on my table today. [10:25.50]I'm sorry. [10:28.81]That's the good thing about my job. [10:31.24]All the dinosaurs on my table are already dead. [10:37.15]Listen,I don't mean to be a pain about this... [10:43.32]You want to push the caps... [10:47.12]... until you hear them click. … [10:52.00]Where you going? [10:53.16]I was sort of thinking about maybe [10:56.10]No! No,you can't go! No,this is fun. [10:59.37]We're just starting. Here's your marker. [11:05.11]If you want to go,just go. [11:08.11]She'll yell at me again. [11:13.38]All right,I can get you out. [11:15.45]What? [11:18.22]In a minute,I'll create a diversion. [11:25.66]-I think I need a drink. -I'll get it for you. [11:28.87]-What do you want? -Scotch. [11:31.07]I'll be back in 10 seconds with your scotch on the rocks in a glass. [11:35.71]Neat! [11:37.21]Cool. [11:39.24]Neat,as in no rocks. [11:47.85]Hello,Ross! Where have you been? [11:55.86]Stay clear of the salmon mousse. [12:02.83]Scotch neat. [12:04.94]That's Rachel's father's drink. [12:09.04]Mine too. Isn't that neat? [12:12.31]Scotch neat. [12:16.68]Would you excuse me? [12:24.86]Where are you sneaking off to,mister? [12:28.53]I'm getting my cigarettes. [12:30.36]No. [12:31.50]What do you mean "no"? [12:33.53]See,because that's the staging area. [12:36.07]You go in there,it'll ruin the whole illusion of the party. [12:40.74]Take your scotch back in there... [12:43.01]...and I will get your cigarettes for you,sir. … [12:46.71]-Get my glasses too. -All righty-roo. [12:53.38]What a great moment to say that for the first time. [12:59.82]Okay,the first person's most embarrassing memory is... [13:04.43]... "Monica,your party sucks." …“ [13:07.60]Very funny. [13:09.57]Oh,no! Did someone forget to use a coaster? [13:13.07]What? [13:21.41]I don't see anything. [13:23.71]Great,I'm seeing water rings again. [13:29.35]Ross,whose glasses are those? [13:32.69]Mine. [13:35.53]You wear bifocals? [13:39.13]I have a condition apparently... [13:42.40]...that I require... … [13:45.74]...two different sets of focals. … [13:49.07]Do you know my husband has glasses just like that? [13:52.71]Well,those are very popular frames. [13:55.65]Neil Sedaka wears them. [14:00.72]I hear you can get people out of here. [14:07.29]You didn't tell me your boyfriend smokes. [14:10.73]Yeah,like a chimney. [14:13.90]Big smoker. [14:16.67]Big,big smoker. [14:18.74]In fact,I'm gonna go into the hallway and fire up this bad boy. [14:36.49]Are you wearing my glasses? [14:39.52]Yes. [14:43.16]I was just warming up the earpieces for you. [14:51.54]Is that one of my cigarettes? [15:00.04]Yes,it is. I was just moistening the tip. [15:05.88]She's taking the trash out, so I can get you out of here. [15:09.55]But it has to be now. She'll be back any minute. [15:12.16]What about my friend? [15:13.29]Only the three of you. Any more and she'll get suspicious. [15:17.03]-Let me just get my coat. -There isn't time! [15:22.07]Just leave everything. [15:24.00]They'll take care of you next door. [15:26.87]Is it true they have beer? [15:33.18]Could you guys please keep it down? [15:35.75]We're trying to start a Boggle tournament. [15:43.69]You! [15:44.76]And you. [15:46.09]You're supposed to be at my party. [15:48.26]And Gunther! [15:54.70]What are you doing here? [16:00.24]Welcome to the fo [16:06.08]All right,I'm sorry. But these people needed me. [16:09.21]They work hard all week. It's Saturday night. [16:11.72]They deserve to have a little fun. Go! [16:15.19]You know,my party is fun. [16:17.22]It's a little quieter, less obvious sort of fun. [16:20.06]But if people would just give it a chance,it's [16:27.46]-You want me to see a therapist? -Sweetheart,you have a problem. [16:32.24]You've chosen a boyfriend exactly like your father. [16:36.77]Okay,Mom,I'll make an appointment. [16:39.38]But right now,I gotta go. I gotta go do a thing. [16:42.78]Did you know your mother spent $1200 on bonsai trees? [16:48.05]I felt like Gulliver. [16:50.82]Daddy,I really want to hear more about this... [16:53.92]...but I just have to do some stuff. … [16:57.29]You work and you work and you work at a marriage... [17:00.50]... but all he cares about is his stupid boat. … [17:03.17]You work and you work and you work on a boat. [17:06.17]He always ridiculed my pottery classes. [17:09.31]And you sand it and varnish it. [17:11.48]But when all is said and done, he still drinks out of the mugs. [17:15.31]One night of her yoga and Bridges of Madison County.... [17:18.58]-The scotch,the cigarettes.... - The bonsais and the Chihuahua.... [17:21.59]I may have only been in therapy for three weeks now but [17:24.12]What the hell does she want with half a boat? [17:30.46]Okay,okay,you can be shirts and I'll be skins. [17:43.54]How you holding up there,tiger? [17:47.51]Sorry. When my parents were getting divorced,I got a lot of "tigers." [17:52.22]I got a lot of "champs," "chiefs," "sports." [17:56.00]I even got a "governor." [17:59.72]This is it,isn't it? This is what my life will be like. [18:03.49]My mom there,my dad there. [18:05.86]Thanksgiving,Christmas. [18:08.57]She gets the house,he's in a condo my sister will decorate with wicker. [18:18.38]I relied on a carefully regimented program... [18:21.55]...of denial... … [18:24.01]...and wetting the bed. … [18:28.72]You know,I just It's so weird. [18:31.32]I mean,I was in there just listening to them ***** about each other. [18:36.19]All I kept thinking about was the Fourth of July. [18:40.60]Because it reminded you of the way... [18:42.73]...our forefathers used to ***** at each other? … [18:46.34]It's just this thing. Every year we would... [18:49.24]...go out on my dad's boat and watch the fireworks. … [18:52.54]Mom always hated it because the ocean air made her hair all big. [18:56.78]My sister Jill would be throwing up over the side... [19:00.28]...and Dad would be upset because nobody helped. … [19:03.22]And when we did help,he'd scream at us for doing it wrong. [19:09.56]But then when the fireworks started, everybody just shut up. [19:14.30]You know,and it'd get really cold. [19:16.80]And we'd all just sort of smoosh under this one blanket. [19:20.70]It never occurred to anybody to bring another one. [19:25.54]And now it's.... [19:30.71]Yeah,I know. [19:55.44]Thanks for coming. I hope you had fun. [19:57.84]All right,I'm hitting the road. [20:00.08]Now,I've left my 10 verbs on the table. [20:03.18]Be sure and send me that finished poem. [20:05.75]Okay,will do. Glad you came. [20:07.92]-I think I saw Rachel out in the hall. -Let me go check. [20:13.69]Your mom wants to say goodbye. [20:15.93]Happy birthday,sweetie. [20:21.10]You drive safe. [20:23.93]What are you doing? [20:26.67]I'm getting ready for the water skiing. [20:30.27]Okay,big hug. One more. Come on! [20:35.55]How are you? [20:39.12]-Where are you going? -To get my coat. [20:41.32]We'll get that for you. [20:43.00]All right,all right. I can get my own coat. [20:53.73]Sorry,we're on a major flan high. [20:59.04]Oh,no. No,you're not supposed to be here. [21:02.04]This is the staging area. It's all wrong. You should leave. [21:06.08]You know,just get out. [21:17.32]Or perhaps you'd like a creme de menthe. [21:21.16]I have to be heading toward my chateau. [21:23.53]I guess we're going back into the hallway again. [21:26.56]Thanks for coming,Mrs. Greene. [21:41.35]You take care. [21:46.38]Oh,you kids. [21:50.89]Well. [21:53.46]This is the best party I've been to in years. [21:57.56]Thank you! [22:04.57]Okay,everybody, it's time for flan! [22:11.31]Looks like that stuff you get when you get an infection. [22:14.91]Okay,that's enough. [22:16.91]Okay,Rachel, make a special flan wish. [22:26.89]Heads up! [22:30.03]Wow! Those things almost never come true.