Doc Brown vs Doctor Who

[00:12.53]Ooh, actually, if you don't mind
抱歉打扰一下 [00:14.47]it's just "The Doctor"
叫我“博士”就行 [00:15.72]Doesn't even really matter who.
我是谁并不重要 [00:16.97]Who am I even talking to? Oh yes, you!
我到底是跟谁说话 哦！是你 [00:18.95]The wannabe Einstein, minus the 'stache
想学爱因斯坦，却没留胡子 [00:20.40]Travels through time but with no class
穿越时光但毫无格调 [00:21.90]I'm saving the world while you dilly-dally
我在拯救世界，你却在游手好闲 [00:23.45]You can't even invent your way out of Hill Valley!
连个山谷市都跑不出去 [00:25.19]Calm down, will you? Everything is going to be fine!
你能不能冷静一点 [00:27.82]You're not going to tear any wonky
一切都会没事的，你不会在时间的结构中 [00:29.13]holes in any fabric of space and time
撕开不稳定的破洞 [00:30.88]Actually, it's a lot more like a rug really,
其实应该比较像地毯 [00:32.74]well, never mind
算了，你不会懂的 [00:33.81]Let's just say there's an infinite number of
这么说吧，现在有无限多个我 [00:35.49]me simultaneously kicking your ass with rhymes!
同时用饶舌来教训你这个混球 [00:37.42]Great Scott! You're great...
我的天哪，你好厉害 [00:39.01]not! I spit it hot
才怪 [00:40.33]Then generate way more power
我热力四射，产生的热量 [00:41.95]than 1.21 gigawatts
远远超过12.1亿瓦 [00:44.14]I'm not sure what sort of scientific
我不知道你自称 [00:46.13]authority you purport to be
算什么科学权威 [00:47.57]But I'm a real doctor!
但我是真正的博士 [00:48.69]Where'd you get your degree?
而你的学历证明在哪里 [00:49.88]Despite all your companions
虽然有这么多个你 [00:51.44]you couldn't be having less ***
但没有一个有性趣 [00:52.93]I don't know what's lamer,
我不知道谁会更逊 [00:54.12]your fans or your special effects!
你的粉丝还是剧中的特效 [00:55.80]You don't get another turn to debate,
你没有机会再多唱一回 [00:57.36]time to face your permanent fate!
是时候与最终命运相对 [00:59.41]Now Dalek my *****!
现在来**的蛋蛋 [01:01.28]Exterminate!
毁灭 [01:02.03] [01:04.05]I'm going to die...
我要死了··· [01:04.97] [01:06.28]At least, this version of me...
这···这个版本的我··· [01:08.90]Perhaps you'd like another...
或许你喜欢另一个··· [01:10.21] [01:11.58]Prepare to meet your...
准备面对你的··· [01:13.58]Density! Hahahahaha!
密度！哈哈哈 [01:14.94]I'm a mystical medical dog
我是个神秘的医学博士 [01:15.69]at the pinnacle ***fting my physical form
最擅长更换我的外形 [01:17.25] [01:17.82]You're a possibly pedophiliac individual
你可能是个有***的个体 [01:19.07]who should've never been born!
**不该把你生出来 [01:20.73]You got your knickers in a twist
你一直疯疯癫癫 [01:21.79]while you're sucking on my piccadilly
连帮我咬也是一样 [01:23.03]But I'm a lot lot different
但我跟你差十万八千里 [01:24.03]Cause you're a pitiful hillbilly hangin'
因为你是可怜的乡巴佬 [01:24.97]with an oedipal kid
有恋母情节的孩子 [01:25.97]who's a BAWK BAWK chicken!
还是个咕叽咕叽的胆小鬼 [01:27.08]Nobody calls me chicken!
谁都不准叫我胆小鬼 [01:30.02]This is between us, Scarfy,
这是我们的战争，围巾男 [01:31.70]don't try to outrhyme me
你不要用别人来转移话题 [01:33.17]You'll find I'm as grimy as any slimy time limey
你会发现我这个人和时间一样残酷，英国佬 [01:36.23]I'll use your porta-potty time machine as my latrine
我会把你那台像流动厕所的时光机拿来拉稀 [01:39.10]You're not a cat with nine lives, you're a *****, with thirteen!
你不是什么九命怪猫，你只是有13条命的病猫