My Band-Eminem/D12

[00:02.70]I don't know dude [00:04.64]I think everyone's all jealous and **** cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude [00:09.20]And I think everyone's got a ****** problem with me dude [00:12.38]And they need to take it up with me after the show [00:15.58]Because [00:16.52]These chicks don't even know the name of my band [00:20.20]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands [00:24.25]Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man [00:28.25]All because I'm the lead singer of my band [00:30.87] [00:31.85]So I get off stage right and drop the mic [00:34.22]Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like [00:36.40]"What's up ladies' my name's Slim Shady" [00:37.84]I'm the lead singer in D12 baby [00:40.08]They're all like "Oh my god it's him" [00:41.83]"Becky oh my ******' god it's Eminem" [00:43.52]"I swear to ****** god dude you ****** rock" [00:46.07]"Please won't you please let me suck your cock" [00:48.01]And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous [00:50.13]Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas [00:52.19]All the chicks start yellin'' all the hot babes [00:54.25]Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage [00:56.37]So like every single night they pick a fight with me [00:58.18]But when we fight it's kinda like sealin rivalry [00:59.86]Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me [01:01.86]Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me [01:04.05]Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me [01:05.92]Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be [01:08.10]This rock star ****' it's the life for me [01:10.11]And all the other guys just despise me be [01:11.99] [01:12.50]These chicks don't even know the name of my band [01:16.25]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands [01:20.24]Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man [01:24.24]All because I'm the lead singer of my band [01:26.79] [01:27.60]My band [01:28.93]My band [01:29.60]My band [01:30.54]My band [01:31.47]My band [01:32.47]My band [01:33.53]My band [01:34.47]My band [01:35.53]My band [01:40.27] [01:44.27]You just wanna see a ***** backwards don't you [01:46.26]Hey dad how come we don't rap on proto [01:48.14]Smash these vocals and do a performance [01:49.70]But we in the van and he in a tour bus [01:52.19]You don't want my autograph' yous a liar [01:54.00]And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva) [01:56.19]What the hell is wrong with that dressing room [01:58.06]Cuz my **** is lookin smaller than a decimal [01:59.99]See I know how to rap' see it's simple but [02:01.99]All I did was read a Russell Simmons book [02:04.05]So I'm more intect' tryna get on the map [02:05.92]Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back [02:08.17]Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the **** [02:10.23]Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick [02:12.18]Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue [02:14.06] [02:16.04]You gonna be late for soundcheck [02:16.91]Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck [02:18.16]But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best [02:20.22]You know what man I'ma say somethin [02:21.59]Hey yo Em [02:22.78]( [02:23.04]Man no [02:24.09]I thought you bout to tell him off' what's up [02:25.96]Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it' man shut up [02:27.96]And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew [02:30.09]When I was bout to talk right after you [02:31.84]I swear' I swear man [02:32.72]These chicks don't even know the name of my band [02:36.18]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands [02:40.19]Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man [02:44.20]All because I'm the lead singer of my band [02:46.88] [02:47.68]They say the lead singers rock' but the group does not [02:49.87]Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park [02:51.94]I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot [02:54.00]I should cut his mic off when the musics starts [02:55.94]Ready to snap on a dumbass fan [02:58.06]Every time i hear (Hey dude I love your band) [03:00.37]We ain't a band ***** we don't play instruments [03:02.57]So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent [03:03.95]And these guys they can find every area code [03:06.38]***** carry your own [03:08.00]Can't make it to the stage' security in my way [03:10.00](Who the **** are you Where's Obie and Dre ) [03:11.69]***dammit I'm sick of this group [03:14.06]Time for me to go solo and make some loop [03:16.07]I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps [03:18.25]Till Kon Artis slipped me some crack [03:19.81]Lose Yourself video I was in the back [03:22.00]Superman video I was in the back [03:24.07]**** the media' I got some suggestions [03:25.58]**** Marshall' ask us the questions [03:27.72]Like who's D12' how we get started [03:29.95](What about Eminem ) [03:30.64]***** are you retarded [03:32.14] [03:32.66]Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group [03:34.60]Big ass stomache' ******* think I'm cute [03:36.35]50 told me to do situps to get buff [03:38.22]I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up [03:40.46]**** D12' I'm outta this band [03:42.09]I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne [03:44.52]Girl why cant you see your the only one for me [03:50.57]And it just tares my ass apart to know that you dont know my band [04:00.81]These chicks don't even know the name of my band...(ha ha) [04:04.19]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...(**** Marshall) [04:07.51] [04:08.42]Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man [04:12.22]All because I'm the lead singer of my band [04:16.52]My Band [04:17.09]My Band [04:17.76]My Band [04:19.38]My Band [04:20.45]My Band [04:21.44]My Band [04:22.38]My Band [04:23.45]My Band [04:25.31] [04:27.08]The hottest boy band in the world [04:30.07]D12 [04:32.51]I'm the lead singer of my band' I get all the girl's to take off their underpants [04:36.38]And the lead singer of my band' my salsa [04:37.89]Makes all the pretty girl's wanna dance [04:40.01] [04:40.64]My salsa' look out for my next single' it's called My Salsa [04:44.26] [04:45.80]My salsa' salsa' salsa' salsa' my salsa [04:48.88]Makes all the pretty girls wanna dance [04:50.87]And take off their underpants [04:52.18]My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance [04:54.30]And take off their underpants' my salsa [04:57.49](Where'd everybody go )