The Great Debate-Randy Newman

[00:00.000] 作词 : Randy Newman [00:00.08]Randy Newman -The Great Debate [00:00.716]Written by：Randy Newman [00:01.357]Welcome welcome welcome to this great arena [00:06.993]Durham North Carolina the heart of the Research Triangle [00:13.251]We've come to this particular place tonight [00:16.90]'Cause we gotta look at things from every angle [00:19.290]We need some answers to some complicated questions [00:23.266]If we're going to get it right [00:26.235]To that end we have here gathered [00:28.394]Some of the most expensive scientists in the world [00:31.59]Eminent scientists that is [00:33.226]We got biologists biometricians got a quantum mechanic and astrophysicians [00:38.674]Got a cosmologist and a cosmetician got an astronaut [00:42.891]We got Astro Boy [00:47.658]We got he-doctors she-doctors knee doctors tree doctors [00:51.898]We a got a lumberjack and a life coach [00:56.338]On the other side we have the true believers [01:00.354]We got the Baptists the Methodists Presbyterians [01:04.426]The Episcopalians are here pass the hat [01:06.755]We got the Shakers the Quakers the anti innoculators [01:10.226]The Big Boss Line from Madison Town [01:13.298]The Six Blind Boys Five Tons of Joy [01:16.770]Give 'em room get out of the way [01:19.138]We got a Bible Belter from the Mississippi Delta [01:24.359]Have them all arranged [01:30.734]Scientists are you ready [01:35.980]First question dark matter [01:41.444]Oh dark matter [01:44.817]Give me someone knows somethin'about space [01:49.178]The Scientists send a representative [01:50.139]Nice space music Georgie [01:51.747]All right what is it [01:54.469]Where is it [01:56.635]Can we get some [01:59.491]Stand up sir would you [02:01.531]You are standing forgive me [02:06.672]Dark matter go ahead [02:10.368]Dark matter is out in space [02:15.224]It's seventy-five percent of everything [02:20.296]Just a moment sir [02:22.32]Do yourself a favor use our music [02:24.32]People like it and your music's making people sick [02:28.614]All right [02:29.222]It's a free country go ahead [02:30.550]Dark matter what is it [02:32.958]We don't know what it is but we think it's everywhere [02:42.126]I'd like to take a look at it [02:44.40]Can we get some down here [02:47.88]Ha ha ha ha ha ha [02:51.576]Of course not [02:53.928]Let me get this straight [02:55.352]You don't know what it is you don't know where it is [02:58.762]And we can't get any [03:00.594]Put that to the one side [03:02.343]Let's put the Lord faith eternity and whatever on the other side [03:08.251]Show of hands [03:11.443]I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus every time [03:15.490]I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus every time [03:19.682]Yes I will yes I will yes I will yes I will [03:23.819]I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus every time [03:30.755]All right one nothing [03:33.262]Next one's gonna be a hard one [03:35.902]It's about the theory of evolution and it's about animals also [03:40.181]So give me someone knows somethin'about evolution and animals [03:44.841]Who you got [03:46.964]Wow you're a beautiful woman aren't you [03:51.46]Doesn't matter of course [03:52.974]But if this science thing doesn't work out for you [03:56.304]Oh don't boo me don't boo me [03:58.104]I'm just kiddin'you you know that [04:00.416]Here's my question explain me the giraffe [04:05.880]Go ahead [04:08.88]Elaborate [04:09.704]With pleasure miss [04:12.72]The giraffe to survive must eat leaves high up on the Yabba Yabba tree [04:18.478]That's true isn't it [04:19.829]Of course it is [04:21.334]Everyone knows that [04:23.925]But Mr.Darwin's giraffe the halfway-giraffe [04:27.225]With a halfway-giraffe neck [04:30.33]Could never have reached the highest branches of the Yabba Yabba [04:33.450]Therefore he could not have survived [04:37.169]It's only common sense [04:39.585]Unfortunately for you Mr.Charles Darwin [04:42.109]Didn't have any common sense [04:44.174]Evolution is a theory and we have just now tonight disproved it [04:51.26]Show of hands [04:59.173]I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus every time [05:03.205]I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus every time [05:07.293]Yes I will yes I will yes I will yes I will [05:11.453]I'll take Jesus every time [05:17.84]All right two nothing [05:18.468]Next question global warming [05:20.229]Is it and if so so what [05:25.84]One of the true believers seeks to be recognized [05:27.860]Hand him a mic Charles [05:29.940]Thank you [05:34.890]Sir do you know what you are you're an idiot [05:40.879]You're a strawman a fabrication [05:44.294]You see the author of this little vignette [05:46.599]Mr.Newman self-described atheist and communist [05:51.967]Creates characters like you as objects of ridicule [05:56.95]He doesn't believe anything he has you say [05:59.215]Nor does he want us to believe anything you say [06:03.383]Makes it easy for him to knock you down hence a strawman [06:08.04]I myself believe in Jesus [06:11.585]I believe in evolution also [06:13.945]I believe in global warming and in life everlasting [06:19.565]No one can knock me down [06:23.493]Oh we can knock you down Mister [06:25.717]We can knock your communist friend down too Communist [06:30.505]You call me an idiot [06:32.552]We've been knocking people like Mr.Newman down for years and years [06:37.598]Like this page 35Georgie [06:42.121]Mrs.Dorothy page 35 [06:50.264]I know someone is watching me [06:54.591]Everywhere I go [06:58.808]Someone sees everything I see [07:03.200]Knows everything I know [07:07.600]When I'm in trouble don't have a friend [07:11.824]There's still somebody on whom I can depend [07:16.120]Someone who'll be there 'till the very end [07:20.320]Someone is watching me [07:24.392]Someone is watching me [07:28.735]Someone is watching me [07:33.232]For so long I was too blind to see [07:37.769]Someone is watching [07:39.936]Someone is watching [07:42.80]Someone is watching me [07:46.664]Take a little break ladies and gentlemen [07:48.768]Fifteen maybe twenty-five minutes depending on how the merchandise is moving [07:56.642]We'll be right back