The Internet is For Porn-Various Artists

[00:11.45]The internet is really really great
K：网络真呀真真好 [00:14.37]For porn
T:（用来看羞羞的东西(≖ ‿ ≖)） [00:16.47]I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait
K:网速辣么快我都不用去等待 [00:20.06]For porn
T:（当我看羞羞的东西的时候(≖ ‿ ≖)） [00:20.95]Huh?
K:啊？ [00:21.63]There's always some new site,
K:总会有一些新的网站 [00:23.63]For porn!
T:（上面都是羞羞的东西(≖ ‿ ≖)） [00:24.99]I browse all day and night
K:我没日没夜地上网 [00:25.75]For porn!
T:（为了看羞羞的东西(≖ ‿ ≖)） [00:26.75]It's like i’m surfing at the speed of light
K:这感觉就象我在光速飞行 [00:29.30]For porn!
T:（还是看羞羞的东西(≖ ‿ ≖)） [00:31.57]Trekkie!
K:契瑞克！ [00:32.54]The internet is for porn
T:网络全是羞羞的东西~ [00:33.81]Trekkie!
K:契瑞克！ [00:34.54]The internet is for porn,
T:网络全是羞羞的东西~ [00:36.51]What are you doing!?
K:你在干嘛！ [00:37.17]Why you think the net was born?
T:那你觉得网络是为了什么而诞生的呢~ [00:39.55]Porn porn porn
T:羞羞！羞羞！羞羞！ [00:42.27]Treee—kkie!
K：契--瑞奇！（娇嗔） [00:43.50]Oh hello kate monster
T:哦~凯特小怪兽~你好呀~ [00:45.39]You are ruining my song
K：你在毁我的歌！ [00:47.05]Oh me sorry, me no mean to
T:啊，我错惹，但我不是故意的。。 [00:49.75]Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
K：好吧那请你安静一会儿让我完成它！ [00:53.98]Me no talkie
T：那我不说话惹ʅ（◞‸◟）ʃ [00:55.58]Good
K：纳爱斯~ [00:56.15]I’m glad we have this new technology
K：我真幸运我们能有这项新技术 [00:58.88]For porn
T:（用来看羞羞的东西(≖ ‿ ≖)） [01:00.38]Which gives us untold opportunity
K：他给了我们无法言说的机遇 [01:04.83]For por—oops, sorry
T:（用来看羞羞的东西(≖ ‿ ≖)）。。。哦天辣对不起！ [01:06.63]Right from you own desktop
K：仅仅从你的桌面就能开始 [01:08.12]For ---
T：（羞。。”(*´ｪ`*)”） [01:08.70]You can research browse and shop
K：你可以搜索也可以购物 [01:10.70]Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop
K：直到你觉得足够了想要停下来 [01:14.90]FOR PORN!!
T：（看完了羞羞以后的贤者模式！(｡◝‿◜｡)） [01:16.45] [01:18.37]The internet is for porn!
T:网络全是羞羞的东西~ [01:19.14]Noooo
K：亚妹罗！ [01:19.63]The internet if for porn!
T:网络全是羞羞的东西~ [01:20.89]Trekkie
K:契瑞克！ [01:21.62]Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!
T:导致我每晚按我的~小~喇~叭~ [01:26.96]That’s gross you’re a pervert
K:那太恶心了你简直就是性变态！ [01:30.15]Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster
T：啊固执的凯特小怪兽 [01:32.84]NO really, your a pervert
K：不我讲真，你就是一性变态！ [01:35.47]Normal people don’t sit at home and look at porn on the internet
K：正常人不会坐在家里上网看羞羞好吗！ [01:40.59]Ohhhh?
T：哦？（质疑） [01:41.98]What?!
K：怎么了 [01:42.98]You have no idea
T：小姑娘你不懂 [01:45.45]Ready normal people?
T：准备好了吗正常人！ [01:47.12]Ready--- ready ----ready
Together：准备好辣！ [01:49.32]Let me hear it!
T：让我听到你们的呻~吟~！ [01:49.87]The internet is for porn!
Together：网络全是羞羞的东西~ [01:51.61]Sorry kate
G:对不起啊凯特 [01:52.31]The internet is for porn!
Together：网络全是羞羞的东西~ [01:53.54]I masturbate!
G:我打灰机！ [01:54.81]All these guys unzip their flies
T：这些家伙解压他们的文件 [01:57.28]For porn, porn, porn!
Together：看羞羞看羞羞！ [01:58.70]The internet is not for porn!!
Together：网络全是羞羞的东西~ [01:59.70]PORN!, PORN, P---
Together：看羞羞的东西！ヾ(￣▽￣) [02:01.36]HOLD ON A SECOND!
K：麻烦等一下！ [02:03.20]Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online
k:我知道的事实是，萝卜，你在网上看证券股票 [02:06.20]That’s correct.
R:对呀对呀~ [02:11.18]And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com
K:布莱恩你在亚马逊买东西 [02:14.50]Sure!
B:对！ [02:16.15]And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay
K:小灰灰你在eaby上倒卖 [02:19.90]Yes I do!
G:对就是我叶凉辰~ [02:21.18]And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card
K:普林斯顿你在网上给我发过甜蜜的生日贺卡 [02:25.36]True!
G:有的呀有的呀~ [02:26.50]Oh, but Kate-
T:哦等一下凯特 [02:28.06]What you think he do . . .after? hmm?
T:你觉得他做完之后。。。嗯。。。 [02:29.55]. .yeah
Together：（窃笑） [02:31.42]EEEWWWWW!
K:噫！ [02:33.00]The internet is for porn!
Together：网络全是羞羞的东西~ [02:36.35]Gross!
K:恶熏！ [02:37.18]The internet is for porn!
Together：网络全是羞羞的东西~ [02:38.68]I hate porn
K:我讨厌羞羞的东西！o(′益`)o [02:39.75]Grab your **** and double click
T:握紧你的小油条然后双击(＠_＠;)? [02:42.06]I hate you men!
K:我讨厌你们这群男人 [02:44.82]For porn, porn, porn!
Together：看羞羞的东西！ヾ(￣▽￣) [02:46.64]I’m leaving!
K:我走！ [02:47.31]Porn, porn, porn, porn
Together：看羞羞的东西！ヾ(￣▽￣) [02:48.75]I hate the internet!
K:我讨厌网络！ [02:49.92]Porn, porn, porn, porn
Together：看羞羞的东西！ヾ(￣▽￣) [02:51.13]The internet is for
T:网络全是~~ [02:51.90]The internet is for
Together：网络全是~~ [02:52.58]The internet is for PORN!
Together：网络全是羞羞的东西~ [02:53.33]YEAH!
Together：液！