So Far…-Eminem

[00:00.0]I own a mansion, but live in a house [00:00.00] 作曲 : Eminem/Mike Elizondo/Jesse Weaver/Joseph Fidler Walsh [00:06.820]A king-size bed, but I sleep on the couch [00:11.570]I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is half full [00:16.580]But my tank is half empty, gasket just blew [00:21.220]This always happens, 30 minutes from home [00:24.60]Gotta lay a long cable and only option I have is McDonald's bathroom [00:27.70]In a public stall dropping a football [00:29.320]So every time someone walks in the john like at Madden [00:32.60]''Shady, what up?''- What? Come on, man, I'm crapping [00:34.550]And you're asking me for my got damn autograph on a napkin? [00:36.740]Oh, that's odd, I just happened to run out of tissue [00:39.550]Yeah, hand me that, on second thought I'd be glad then [00:41.910]''Thanks, dawg, name's Todd, a big fan'' [00:44.210]I wiped my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it back and [00:46.810]Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when does all of this crap end [00:50.60]Can't park my without causing an accident [00:51.660]Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the ****ing tras [00:54.200]Without someone passing through my sub harassing [00:56.340]I'd count my blessings, but I suck at math [00:58.190]I'd rather wallow then bass suffering from succotash [01:00.640]But the antacid is my stomach gas [01:03.40]I mix my corn with my ****ing mas [01:05.239]Potato, so what, ho, kiss my country bucking ass [01:08.140]Missouri Southern roots, what the **** is upperclas [01:10.690]Call lunch dinner, call dinner supper [01:13.80]Tupperware in a covered plastic wear up the ass [01:15.490]Stuck in the past, iPod, what the **** is that [01:18.70]B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a stubborn ass [01:20.900]Maybe that's why I feel so strange [01:23.560]Got it all, but I still won't change [01:25.600]Maybe that's why I can't leave Detroit [01:27.950]It's the motivation that keeps me going [01:30.240]This is the inspiration I need [01:32.390]I can never turn my back on a city that made me [01:34.690](Life's been good to me so far) [01:38.320]They call me classless, I heard that, I second and third that [01:41.90]Don't know what the **** I would do if it weren't ra [01:43.479]Probably be a giant turd-sack [01:45.120]But I blew, never turned back [01:46.630]Turned 40 and still sag [01:48.130]Teenagers act more ****ing mature, Jac [01:50.340]**** you gonna say to me [01:51.880]I leave on my own terms, b***h, I'm going berzer [01:54.479]My nerves are bad, but I love the perks my work has [01:56.580]I get to meet famous people, look at her, dag [01:59.380]Her eyeliners ran, her skirt snag [02:01.40]And I heard she drag-races, *burp* swag [02:03.240]****ing my Hanes shirt ta [02:04.530]You're Danica Patrick (yeah) work, skag [02:07.30]We'd be the perfect match [02:08.229]Cause you're a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag [02:09.630]My apologies, no disrespect to technology [02:12.280]But what the heck is all of these buttons? [02:14.430]You expect me to sit here and learn that? [02:16.40]What the **** I gotta do to hear this new song from Luda [02:18.390]Be an expert at computers? [02:20.350]I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell with a Playstation [02:24.130]I'm still on my first manual from Zelda [02:25.829]Nintendo, b***h, run, jump, punch, stab and I melt th [02:28.780]Mozzarella on my spaghetti, put in on bread [02:30.870]Make a sandwich with welch's and belch [02:32.770]They say this spray butter is bad for my health, but [02:34.760]I think there's more white trash from the trailer [02:36.490]welfare mentality helps to [02:39.480]Keep me grounded, that's why I never take full advantage of wealth, I [02:42.680]Managed to dwell within these perimeters [02:44.920]Still cramming the shelves full of hamburger helper [02:46.720]I can't even help it, this is the hand I was dealt to [02:49.10]Creature of habit, feel like I'm trapped in an animal shelter [02:52.90]With all these pet peeves [02:53.490]God dammit to hell, I can't stand all these kids with their camera cellphones [02:56.880]I can't go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell the [02:59.670]Other day someone got little elaborate and stuck a ****ing dead cat in my mailbo [03:03.810]Went to Burger King, they spit on my onion rings [03:06.900]I think my karma is catching up with me [03:09.140]Maybe that's why I feel so strange [03:10.940]Got it all, but I still won't change [03:13.140]Maybe that's why I can't leave Detroit [03:15.630]It's the motivation that keeps me going [03:18.170]This is the inspiration I need [03:19.910]I can never turn my back on a city that made me [03:22.250](Life's been good to me so far) [03:26.140]Got friends on facebook, all over the world [03:32.240]Not sure what that means, they tell me it's good [03:37.70]So I'm artist of the decade, I even got a plaque [03:42.310]I'd hang it up, but the frame is all cracked [03:46.840]I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully nobody notices me [03:49.930]In produce hunched over, giant nosebleed [03:52.480]Over stop as I mosey over to the frozen aisle [03:55.20]By the frozen yogurt this guy approached me [03:57.270]Embarrassed, I just did Comerica with Hova [03:59.370]Show's over, I'm hiding in Kroeger buying groceries [04:01.970]He just had front row seats, told me to sign this poster [04:04.450]Then insults me ''wow, up close didn't know you had crow's feet'' [04:07.440]I'm at a crossroad lost till shopping at Costco [04:10.190]Sloppy Joe's, buck waffles [04:11.780]Got caught picking my nose, ah [04:13.320]Look over see these two hot hoes [04:14.910]Finger still up in one of my nostrils [04:16.860]Right next to 'em stuck at the light [04:18.740]This ****ing shit is taking forever to chang [04:20.730]I'm stuck, these ****ers are loving it rubbing it i [04:22.980]Chuckling, couldn't do nothing, play it off [04:24.520]''What you bumping? Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', ****ing bitc [04:26.910]They want me to flip at the label, but I won't succumb to it [04:30.10]The pressure, they want me to follow up with another one after Recovery [04:32.659]Was so highly coveted, but what good is a ****ing recovery if I fumble it [04:36.600]Cause I'mma drop the ball if I don't get to quit [04:39.0]Hopping on on you sons of b***he [04:40.400]Wrong subdivison to **** with, bitc [04:42.600]Quit snapping ****ing pictures of my kid [04:44.340]I love my , but you push me to my limit, what a pity [04:46.230]The shit I complain abou [04:47.770]It's like there ain't a butt in the sky and it's raining out [04:50.360]Kool Aid stain on the couch, I'd never get it out [04:52.400]B***h, I got an elevator in my hous [04:54.450]I'm living the dream [04:56.940]Maybe that's why I feel so strange [04:58.830]Got it all, but I still won't change [05:01.330]Maybe that's why I can't leave Detroit [05:03.270]It's the motivation that keeps me going [05:05.470]This is the inspiration I need [05:07.630]I can never turn my back on a city that made me [05:09.920](Life's been good to me so far)