Wdidln?-Bo Burnham

[00:00.000] 作曲 : Bo Burnham [00:01.013]I moved to Hollywood recently from Boston, where I grew up. [00:04.640]And I heard about these sort of wild Hollywood party nights that people would have. [00:08.232]And I didn't think they were true until I moved to Hollywood and I started having them. [00:11.317]Anyway, this is a song about a crazy night that happened a couple months ago. [00:14.414]It's called "What Did I Do Last Night?" [00:21.242]Yeah, yeah, yeah [00:23.838]What the **** did I do last night? [00:33.889]I cried myself to sleep [00:50.012]It was a good one [00:52.667]I like the word poop, sorry! [00:56.228]Yeah we're getting edgy [00:57.620]I like the word poop cause when you say poop your mouth does the same motion your butt hole does when it poops. [01:06.698]Poop! [01:09.137]Not my best, probably my worst [01:13.506]When did my mother first describe gay sex to me? [01:15.730]Good question [01:16.325]I was eight years old, I have a joke for that [01:18.756]I was eight years old. [01:20.413]She sat me down at the dinner table, she was very mature about it. [01:22.997]She said do you know how much your father and I love each other? [01:24.925]I said of course you and dad love each other more than two people in the world could possibly love each other. [01:29.856]She said, well two men can love each other in the exact same way that your father and I love each other. [01:36.180]Yeah, she said what happens when two men love each other like that, what they do is they take off all their clothes, ugh. [01:41.689]They get in the bed and they shit on the Bible! [01:54.483]So I don't really talk to her anymore