From God's Perspective-Bo Burnham

[00:00.000] 作曲 : Bo Burnham [00:29]The books you think I wrote are way too thick
我写的书怎么可能那么厚 [00:35]Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a d**k
谁需要一千多个隐喻才能明白做人不能太贱 [00:42]And I don't watch you when you sleep
谁有空看你睡觉啊 [00:47]Surprisingly I don't use my own omnipotence to be a ****ing creep
说出来你可能不信我这万能的力量不是用来当变态的 [00:52]You're not going to heaven
听好了你上不了天堂 [00:57]Why the **** did you think I'd ever kick it with you
我会跟你混？真是搞siao [01:02]None of you are going to heaven
你们一个人也上不了天堂 [01:07]There's a trillion aliens cooler than you
那么多叼炸天的外星人不挑挑你干啥 [01:17]You shouldn't abstain from rape just cause you think that I want you to
你不应该因为我说你不能强奸所以不强奸 [01:24]You shouldn't rape because rape is a ****ed up thing to do
为什么强奸这种恶心的东西还得我告诉你不行你才能不做 [01:30]Pretty obvious just don't ****ing rape people please
这用得着我特地拎出来讲吗我谢谢你大爷 [01:35]Didn't think I had to write that one down for you
这种理所当然的东西我自己说出来都觉得傻 [01:41]I don't think m**********n is obscene
自慰没啥戒色的都醒醒吧 [01:46]It's absolutely natural and the weirdest ****ing thing I've ever seen
那是欲望最自然不过的表露 不过打飞机看起来确实挺辣眼睛 [01:51]You make my job a living hell
说起来 你们让劳资好好办个事儿都不行吗 [01:55]I sent gays to fix overpopulation and boy did that go well
我特意派同性恋到人间治一治人口过剩 你们的态度真是呵呵呵呵 [02:02]You're not going to heaven
你上不了天堂 [02:08]Eat a thousand crackers sing a million hymns
我可不想要一群傻逼在我周围成天吃饼干唱圣歌 [02:12]None of you are going to heaven
你们谁都别想上天堂 [02:17]You're not my children you're a bad game of Sims
我没生过你们这群熊孩子 我只是没想到我玩模拟人生这么烂 [02:25]You shouldn't abstain from pork just cause you think that I want you to
你不应该因为我说你不能吃猪肉所以不吃 [02:35]You can eat pork, because why the **** would I give a shit?
你想吃成猪随你啊 关我屁事？ [02:40]I created the universe you think I'm drawing the line at the ****ing deli aisle?
拜托姐姐我是创世主诶 你觉得我的原则底线是熟食店？ [02:50]You argue and you bicker and you fight
你们成天不是在搞事情就是在撕逼炸屌 [02:56]Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night
无神论者天主教徒犹太人印度教的天天互喷 [03:03]Over what they think is true
觉得自己才是真理的持有者 [03:07]But no one entertains the thought that maybe god does not believe in you
但你们有没有想过上帝相不相信你的存在？ [03:13]You pray so badly for heaven
你们跪地祈求死后升天 [03:17]Knowing any day might be the day that you die
因为你们明白光阴似箭 [03:22]But maybe life on earth could be heaven
可你们是否想过天堂或许就是人间？ [03:27]Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth the try?
这个想法就不值得你去过好每一天？ [03:36]My love's the type of thing that you have to earn
要行善才能获得我的爱 [03:40]And when you earn it you won't need it
但善行本身就能够填满你的心 [03:45]My love's the type of thing that you have to earn
要行善才能获得我的爱 [03:50]And when you earn it you won't need it
但善行本身就能够填满你的心 [03:55]I'm not gonna give you love just cause I know that you want me to
就算向我恳求你也得不到爱 [04:04]If you want love then the love has gotta come from you
因为想要获得爱就要先给予爱给他人