#deep-Bo Burnham

[00:00.00] 作曲 : Bo Burnham [00:00.69]It's about halfway through the show [00:01.65]So I think it's time to talk about how deep I am [00:07.16]And I'm pretty ****ing deep guy [00:17.19]So deep [00:23.17]That I named this song [00:29.75]#Deep [00:43.74]Have you ever stopped to watch a bluebird drop from a tree, [00:48.10]And take to the air? [00:50.44]Me neither [00:56.77]Have you ever took time out to finish a rhyme [01:00.16]But the right words just weren't there? [01:03.39]Meat cleaver [01:09.94]The people in my life are like grains of sand [01:17.01]Cause they stick together [01:19.86]Yeah.. Often near my butt hole [01:22.94]If life is the ocean [01:26.58]I am a deep and handsome fish [01:32.23]A fish that's drowning [01:35.84]If the artistic process is a birth canal [01:39.19]Then I am a freshly jellied kid [01:45.16]Come witness my crowning [01:50.42]These thoughts of mine [01:53.59]Must be a sign that I'm [01:57.16]#Deep [02:00.83]If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land? [02:07.13]Probably not [02:09.27]Have you ever accidentally peed on the toilet seat [02:14.57]Instead of your girlfriends face? [02:18.00]Me neither [02:22.19]...Me neither! …… [02:24.25]Have you ever wrote a song note for note [02:27.37]And not a single note was out of place? [02:30.55]Duh! [02:31.33](Plays off key) [02:32.33]Hold on [02:34.50]The people in my life are like blades of grass, how? [02:40.53]Cause they're all so grounded [02:43.84]But at least grass stays away from my B******E! [02:47.57]Art is a harlot [02:50.85]And I am her sassy urban friend [02:56.03]Mmm, b***h why you being so selfish [03:00.46]If momma is right and the world is my oyster [03:07.26]Then I must have an allergy to shellfish [03:15.21]You don't know [03:18.26]How could you know [03:21.68]If life makes you wish you were dead [03:28.46]Just put on a good movie [03:31.39]Then promptly put a bullet in your head [03:35.73]Spend forever asleep [03:41.42]Cause life pales in comparison to living the dream [03:47.01]#Deep [04:01.01]Thank you