We Think We Know You-Bo Burnham

[00:00.00] 作曲 : Bo Burnham [00:00.01]Thank you so much, I think that I probably should've, uh, ended it on a higher note [00:04.50]A big ending or whatever, but, uh...it's been "what.", I hope you enjoyed it- [00:07.48]Bo, oh my god [00:09.39]How are you? I haven't seen you since, like, Freshman year, oh my God! [00:13.85]You were so, like, skinny and weird back then, um... [00:17.25]But now you're, um... [00:19.18]Anyway, um, you should totally come to this party I'm having tonight with a bunch of my college friends [00:24.90]Um, it's gonna be off the chain-hook, it's gonna be so good [00:28.87]You can play some songs for us or something [00:31.56]Um, I've been telling everybody how good of friends we were, um, back in the day [00:36.50]Um, I know we never talked or hung out ever, but um... [00:41.07]I think that's what made our friendship so special, you know... [00:44.44]Anyway, text me! Okay, bye [00:46.98]Mister Burnham [00:48.68]How ya doin', good? Good [00:50.11]Uh, I'm a, uh, I'm an agent from out in Los Angeles [00:53.51]Uh, really dig your stuff man, it's out there, you know, I totally get it [00:57.45]Uh, and the best part about it, man, you've got all these young fans, uh, and [01:01.45]Which is great, because young people, they're... [01:03.30]They're very passionate, and they're very, uh, they're very reliable consumers [01:06.93]But what you've gotta do to take your career to the next level? [01:10.12]You've gotta cater more heavily to them, alright? [01:12.52]We've done studies, young people do not respond to this... [01:15.14]You know, "introspective" material, or these "challenges-to-the-form", you know... [01:19.68]Young people want jokes they can relate to, okay? [01:22.61]So...write a...write a silly song about Facebook, you know? [01:26.29]Write some jokes about Twitter, or...or sugary cereals, or...razor scooters [01:32.67]Relate to them! [01:33.81]You know, also, you've gotta reestablish your presence on the internet, buddy [01:36.74]Alright, it's not important whether your material's "good" or not [01:39.72]What's important is that you keep the Bo Burnham brand alive and well [01:43.14]Ya get it? [01:44.47]But we'll discuss more later, I know it's a lot [01:46.07]Uhh, my number is, uh, 310-555-...uhh, [mumbling] "imaginary number" [01:52.57]Fag! [01:53.64]What up, dude, what's up, how are ya man? [01:55.99]You've changed, bro. You've changed [02:00.28]I never knew you, but, um [02:01.79]My friend's old roommate's friend said he knew you in high school and you became a real a*****e once all this "comedy" stuff started happening [02:07.96]What, what is it man? You think you're better than us? [02:09.79]You think you're better than us just cause you're tall? [02:11.80]Whoa, congrats man, you're tall! [02:14.80]Wow, it's incredible! What, you want a trophy for being tall? [02:18.93]You wanna...we should just give trophies to tall things [02:21.78]And every tree and building will have a trophy [02:24.60]That make sense? [02:27.47]Yo, why you acting all quiet and weird right now? [02:30.81]Yo I know why you are, it's cause you're an arrogant prick, that's why [02:33.97]An arrogant ****ing prick [02:36.35]I once heard that you actually act quiet cause you're shy and introverted in real life [02:40.95]And that people shouldn't expect you to act the same way offstage as you do onstage [laughs] [02:45.23]Yeah...yeah, it makes no sense [02:47.90]Anyway, you wanna buy some shit? [02:50.61]Bo, oh my god! [02:54.14]Bo, oh my god! [02:58.22]Bo [03:00.18]Bo [03:02.24]Bo [03:03.18]Bo [03:03.99]Bo, Bo, Bo, Bo [03:05.84]Bo, oh my god! [03:07.12]Mister Burnham [03:08.25]Bo, Bo (Fag!) [03:09.50]Bo, oh my god! [03:10.89]Mister Burnham [03:11.93]Bo, Bo (Fag!) [03:13.16]Bo, oh my god! [03:14.57]Mister Burnham [03:15.64]Bo, Bo (Fag!) [03:16.76]Bo, oh my god! [03:18.25]Mister Burnham [03:19.32]Bo, Bo (Fag!) [03:20.55]Bo, oh my god! [03:21.99]Mister (Fag!) [03:22.88]Mister, Mister (Fag!) [03:24.29]Bo, oh my god! [03:25.70]Mister (Fag!) [03:26.61]Mister, Mister (Fag!) [03:28.00]Bo (Fag!), oh my god! (Fag!) [03:29.82]Mi-mi- (Fag!) mi-mi- (Fag!) [03:31.21]Mister Burnham [03:32.20]Bo (Fag!), oh my god! (Fag) [03:33.30]Mi-mi- (Fag!) mi-mi- (Fag!) [03:35.34]Mi-mi- (Fag!) mi-mi- (Fag!) [03:37.19]Mi-mi- (Fag!) mi-mi- (Fag!) [03:39.05]I am Satan, Lord of Darkness! [03:40.93]Bo (Fag!), oh my god! (Fag!) [03:42.36]Mister Burnham (Fag!) [03:43.36]Bo, Bo (Fag!) [03:44.56]Bo (Fag!), oh my God! [03:46.02][crickets] [03:49.76]Fag! [03:50.28]Bo (Fag!), oh my god! (Fag!) [03:51.51]Mister Burnham (Fag!) [03:52.52]Bo, Bo (Fag!) [03:53.83]Bo (Fag!), oh my god! (Fag!) [03:55.19]Mister Burnham (Fag!) [03:56.23]Bo, Bo (Fag!) [03:57.49]Uh, uh! [03:57.93]Hey! [03:58.43]Uh, uh! [03:58.90]Hey! [03:59.71]...what the Hell? [04:01.12]Uh, uh! [04:01.54]Hey! [04:02.06]Uh, uh! [04:02.50]Hey! [04:02.92]You're not gonna hit the girl? That's sexist! [04:04.96]Fa-fa-f-f-f-f-fa-fag! [04:06.24]Mister, m-m-m-m-mister [04:07.68]Bo-Bo! [04:08.51]We think you've changed, bro [04:09.74]We know best [04:10.89]You suck! [04:12.04]We think you've changed, bro [04:13.55]We know best [04:14.57]You suck! [04:15.75]We think [04:16.27]We know [04:16.69]You [04:17.52]We think we know you x35 [05:20.71]Mister [05:21.18]Mister [05:21.60]Mister [05:22.07]Mister [05:24.45]Bo, oh my God [05:26.23]Bo, oh my God [05:27.98]Bo, oh my God [05:31.56]Bo, oh my God [05:35.29]Bo, oh my God (fag, fag) [05:39.05]Bo (fag, fag), oh my God (fag, fag) [05:42.79]Bo (fag, fag), oh my God (fag, fag) [05:44.69]Fag (Bo! Bo!) [05:46.44]Fag (Bo! Bo!) [05:48.33]Fag (Bo! Bo!) [05:51.98] [06:21.92]Mister Burnham [06:27.77]Thank you Madison, goodnight, thank you, I hope you liked it, thank you [06:30.93]Thank you for being a part of this, thank you