Nerds (Studio)-Bo Burnham

[00:00.00]I'm a *******, I'm a retard, I got a girl's bag, and a V-card. [00:32.41]I got three friends and a whack ass ride, [00:34.37]You can judge by the cover 'cause it's *******tty on the inside. [00:36.67]No girls wanna **** me, trust me. [00:38.19]I don't give a ****, don't adjust me, [00:39.57]Just please shut your face hole, just one second. [00:41.71]**** you mother****er, you're so ****ing dumb. [00:43.99]Dumb, I'm the dumb one? [00:45.27]Calm down, Bo, just count to ten. Uhm. [00:47.07]One, two, three, whore-I mean four-****ed, three, four, five, ****-I mean six-****ed. [00:51.25]I quit, I got no patience, you won, I'll face it. [00:54.30]Your life peaks at graduation, well, congratu-****-ulations. [00:57.99](Nerds) [00:58.74]The ****s, the spastic fat chicks [01:01.38]Who sit in the back with no one to do their lab with the, [01:05.04](Nerds) [01:06.35]Kid with acne and tons of Proactive packed inside his backpack. [01:10.37]I got your back, kid. [01:25.81]And do you know why, kid, I can rap so mean? [01:28.13]'Cause I was reading while you were ****ing the prom queen. [01:30.07]Huddled up reading, no lacrosse team. [01:31.84]"Huddle up, huddle up" [01:32.81]What? You lost me. [01:33.80]Sorry, bro. Did I interrupt thee? circle a' jerks all circle-jerking. [01:37.17]I need savin'? No, **** no. [01:39.36]Quote the raven? No, ****ing Poe. [01:41.19]Ah, **** it, I'm ****ing, listenin'. [01:42.66]They don't know what they're missing. [01:43.94]For instance, I like poetry, I like instruments. [01:46.23]Maybe we have similar interests? [01:47.59]But it's no fall ****ing, no ****ing fall. [01:49.84]Just sit and scrawl at the stall walls. [01:51.72]At three p.m., I pause. [01:53.81]That ****t sounds like applause. [01:55.09](Nerds) [01:55.85]The ****s, the spastic fat chicks [01:58.49]Who sit in the back with no one to do their lab with the, [02:02.17](Nerds) [02:02.85]Kid with acne and tons of Proactive packed inside his backpack. [02:07.66]I got your back, kid. [02:09.69](Nerds) [02:10.53]The ****s, the spastic fat chicks [02:12.78]Who sit in the back with no one to do their lab with the, [02:16.28](Nerds) [02:17.01]The kid with acne and tons of Proactive packed inside his backpack, [02:21.92]I, I got your back, back, back... [02:37.59]She stood in line and got cut. [02:39.55]Tried out, got cut. [02:41.30]Loved art, but the budget got cut. [02:43.16]Then, she got numb, and she only felt when she knelt and cut. [02:45.77]NERDS [02:52.72](Nerds) [02:53.27]The ****s, the spastic fat chicks [02:56.06]Who sit in the back with no one to do their lab with the, [02:59.61](Nerds) [03:00.34]Kid with acne and tons of Proactive packed inside his backpack. [03:04.97]I got your back, kid. [03:11.05]I know it's bad, kid. [03:12.41]I got your back, kid.