Mr. Mistoffelees-Andrew Lloyd Webber

[00:00.11]You ought to ask Mr. Mistoffelees
你们应该向密斯托弗里先生求助 [00:02.99]The original Conjuring cat
他是最高数莫测的魔术猫 [00:05.34]The greatest magicians have something to learn
世上最伟大的魔术师 [00:08.02]From Mr. Mistoffelees Conjuring Turn
也要向密斯托弗里先生请教 [00:11.50]And we all say
大家都惊叹道 [00:13.64]Oh! Well I never was there ever
哦我的天！从来没有哪只猫 [00:17.74]A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
像密斯托弗里先生这样聪明 [00:24.83]Oh! Well I never was there ever
哦我的天！从来没有哪只猫 [00:28.93]A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
像密斯托弗里先生这样聪明 [00:35.50]He is quiet and small, he is black
他很安静，身形娇小 [00:38.15]From his ears to the tip of his tail
从耳朵到尾巴尖通体黑亮 [00:40.90]He can creep through the tiniest crack
他可以从狭窄的缝隙里挤过去 [00:43.54]He can walk on the narrowest rail
走在细细的铁索上神态自若 [00:46.46]He can pick any card from a pack
他能看穿杂乱的牌堆 [00:49.20]He is equally cunning with dice
掷骰子也信手拈来 [00:51.92]He is always decieving you into believing
他总能使你误以为 [00:54.78]That he's only hunting for mice
他只是在逮耗子 [00:57.35]He can play any trick with a cork
他能用木塞变各种把戏 [01:00.05]Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste
更别提勺子和鱼子酱 [01:02.83]If you look for a knife or a fork
当你四处寻找刀叉 [01:05.37]And you think it merely misplaced
还以为只是放错了地方 [01:08.34]You have seen it one moment and then it is gone
前一秒还在眼前后一秒就不见踪影 [01:11.39]You find it next week lying out on the lawn
一周后却出现在外面的草坪上 [01:14.77]And we all say
大家都惊叹道 [01:16.88]Oh! Well I never was there ever
哦我的天！从来没有哪只猫 [01:20.98]A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
像密斯托弗里先生这样狡猾 [01:28.04]Oh! Well I never was there ever
哦我的天！从来没有哪只猫 [01:31.90]A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
像密斯托弗里先生这样狡猾 [01:38.48]His manner is vague and aloof
他气定神闲且捉摸不透 [01:41.20]You would think there is nobody shyer
让你以为他只是羞涩 [01:44.09]But his voice has been heard on the roof
但房顶上却传来他的声音 [01:46.77]When he was curled up by the fire
可他明明正蜷缩在火堆旁 [01:49.64]And he’s sometimes been heard by the fire
当火堆旁传来他的声响 [01:52.28]When he was about on the roof
他却又出现在房顶上 [01:55.28]At least we all heard that somebody purred
毕竟我们都听见他的喵喵叫 [01:58.09]Which is incontestable proof
这就是铁证如山 [02:00.65]Of his singular magical powers
证明他无与伦比的魔术力量 [02:03.34]And I’ve known the family to call
我听见主人家在花园里 [02:06.03]Him in from the garden for hours
声声呼唤他的名字 [02:08.99]While he was asleep in the hall
可他却在大厅里安然入睡 [02:11.48]And not long ago this phenominal cat
不久前这只神奇的猫 [02:14.63]Produced seven kittens right out of a hat
从帽子里变出了七只小猫崽 [02:18.25]And we all say
大家都惊叹道 [02:20.21]Oh! Well I never was there ever
哦我的天！从来没有哪只猫 [02:24.23]A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
像密斯托弗里先生这样聪慧 [03:22.55]Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you
女士们先生们，我向你们隆重介绍 [03:24.79]The marvellous Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
无与伦比的魔术猫密斯托弗里先生 [03:31.12]