There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought of It Yet-Panic! At The Disco

[00:00.000] 作词 : Brendon Boyd Urie/Spencer James Smith/GEORGE RYAN ROSS/Brent Matthew Wilson [00:01.000] 作曲 : Brendon Boyd Urie/Spencer James Smith/GEORGE RYAN ROSS/Brent Matthew Wilson [00:04]Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman
请将您的外套、手杖和高顶礼帽全都交给门童 [00:08]From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed
从这一刻起，你将感觉自己穿的不合时宜，浑身不自在 [00:12]I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it
我已开始破坏这个夜晚，深爱着每分每秒 [00:16]Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and...
人们显得优雅又温和，我要毁坏这场盛宴 [00:21]Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman
请将您的外套、手杖和高顶礼帽全都交给门童 [00:24]From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed
从这一刻起，你将感觉自己穿的不合时宜，浑身不自在 [00:28]I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it
我已开始破坏这个夜晚，深爱着每分每秒 [00:33]Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and...
人们显得优雅又温和，我要毁坏这场盛宴 [00:37]When you're in black slacks with
当你身着黑色西裤 [00:38]accentuating, off-white, pinstripes
和灰白条纹西装 [00:40]Whoa, everything goes according to plan
一切都会按你的计划进行 [00:45]I'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it
我就是新型癌症，完美蔓延，你无法忍受我的存在 [00:49]Because you say so under your breath
因为你没张口却是这样想的 [00:50]You're reading lips "When did he get all confident?"
你解读我的一举一动，“他什么时候这么自信了？” [00:53]Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
你没听说吗？我就是新型癌症 [00:58]Never looked better, and you can't stand it
完美蔓延，你无法忍受我的存在 [01:10]Next is a trip to the, the ladies room in vain, and
接下来，你躲进女洗手间，却徒劳无功 [01:14]I bet you just can't keep up with,
我打赌，你肯定是跟不上 [01:15](keep up) with these fashionistas, and
这些时尚人士聊的话题 [01:18]Tonight, tonight you are,
今晚，今晚 [01:19]you are a whispering campaign
你就是流言的中心 [01:22]I bet to them your name is "Cheap",
我跟他们打赌，你的出身很低劣 [01:24]I bet to them you look like shh...
我跟他们打赌，你看起来很糟糕 [01:26]Talk to the mirror,
你对着镜子 [01:28]oh, choke back tears
把眼泪憋回去 [01:30]And keep telling yourself that "I'm a diva!"
一直对着镜子中的自己说：“老娘是女神！” [01:34]Oh and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table
桌上烟盒里的烟雾 [01:39]they just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin
只是恰巧被加上了硝酸甘油 [01:47]I'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it
我就是新型癌症，完美蔓延，你无法忍受我的存在 [01:50]Because you say so under your breath
因为你没张口却是这样想的 [01:52]You're reading lips "When did he get all confident?"
你解读我的一举一动，“他什么时候这么自信了？” [01:55]Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
你没听说吗？我就是新型癌症 [01:59]Never looked better, and you can't stand it
完美蔓延，你无法忍受我的存在 [02:27]Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
你没听说吗？我就是新型癌症 [02:31]I've never looked better, and you can't stand it
完美蔓延，你无法忍受我的存在 [02:36]Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
你没听说吗？我就是新型癌症 [02:41]I've never looked better, and you can't stand it
完美蔓延，你无法忍受我的存在 [02:46]And I know, and I know,
我知道，我知道 [02:47]it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
如果没人对你品头论足，就感觉不像是外出聚会的夜晚 [02:51]I've never been so surreptitious,
我从未如此鬼鬼祟祟 [02:53]so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch
所以当我向酒碗中加入烈酒时，你铁定不会察觉 [02:55]And I know, and I know,
我知道，我知道 [02:57]it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
如果没人对你品头论足，就感觉不像是外出聚会的夜晚 [03:00]I've never been so surreptitious,
我从未如此鬼鬼祟祟 [03:02]so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch
所以当我向酒碗中加入烈酒时，你铁定不会察觉 [03:05]And I know, and I know,
我知道，我知道 [03:06]it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
如果没人对你品头论足，就感觉不像是外出聚会的夜晚 [03:10]I've never been so surreptitious,
我从未如此鬼鬼祟祟 [03:12]so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch
所以当我向酒碗中加入烈酒时，你铁定不会察觉