By Jeeves-Andrew Lloyd Webber/By Jeeves 1996 Original London Cast

[00:00.000] 作词 : Alan Ayckbourn [00:01.000] 作曲 : Andrew Lloyd Webber/Alan Ayckbourn [00:03.383]BERTIE：It is patently clear
BERTIE：这再明显不过 [00:04.976]Any awkwardness here
任何尴尬场合 [00:06.805]Can be cleared up in less than a trice
都能在瞬间迎刃而解 [00:10.122]Our identity switch
身份调换的把戏 [00:11.925]Who is who, which is which
谁是谁 哪是哪 [00:13.753]We're in need of some solid advice
我们需要些靠谱的建议 [00:17.437]There's a painfully simple solution
其实有个简单的解法 [00:20.859]It's as plain as the nose on your face
明显得像你脸上的鼻子 [00:25.038]BINGO：By gad!
BINGO：老天！ [00:26.997]GUSSIE：By gosh!
GUSSIE：天呐！ [00:27.886]BINGO：By heck!
BINGO：见鬼！ [00:28.643]GUSSIE：By gum!
GUSSIE：哇哦！ [00:29.401]BINGO：By rabbit's foot!
BINGO：兔脚保佑！ [00:30.942]GUSSIE：By kingdom come!
GUSSIE：末日审判！ [00:32.405]BERTIE：By all my sainted aunt believes!
BERTIE：以我姑妈信仰的圣徒之名！ [00:35.435]BINGO：By George!
BINGO：乔治啊！ [00:36.140]GUSSIE：By Jove!
GUSSIE：宙斯啊！ [00:36.898]ALL：By Jeeves!
ALL：吉夫斯啊！ [00:38.439]When we're faced with the grind
每当需要动脑筋 [00:40.137]Of exerting the mind
面对费神的事情 [00:41.992]We are filled with a deep sense of dread
我们就充满深深恐惧 [00:45.153]BERTIE："How on earth," I hear cries
BERTIE：听他们哀叹 [00:46.929]"Does one give exercise
"到底该怎么锻炼 [00:48.888]To a thing that's in bed in your head?"
脑子里沉睡的东西？" [00:52.415]BINGO：What we need is a free range consultant
BINGO：我们需要个自由顾问 [00:55.967]GUSSIE：Where on earth do you find one of those?
GUSSIE：这种人才去哪找？ [01:00.199]BERTIE：By hook! By crook!
BERTIE：千方百计！ [01:02.811]BINGO：By way! By pass!
BINGO：翻山越岭！ [01:04.405]GUSSIE：By sea! By air!
GUSSIE：漂洋过海！ [01:05.868]BERTIE：By road!
BERTIE：跋涉！ [01:06.625]BINGO：By grass!
BINGO：穿林！ [01:07.409]GUSSIE：By seven dwarves!
GUSSIE：七个小矮人！ [01:09.002]BERTIE：By forty thieves!
BERTIE：四十大盗！ [01:10.465]ALL：By George! By Jove! By Jeeves!
ALL：乔治啊！宙斯啊！吉夫斯啊！ [01:13.313]BERTIE：By shuttlecock!
BERTIE：羽毛球！ [01:14.775]GUSSIE：By croquet hoop!
GUSSIE：槌球环！ [01:16.212]BINGO：By Panama!
BINGO：巴拿马！ [01:17.623]BERTIE：By Windsor soup!
BERTIE：温莎浓汤！ [01:19.138]GUSSIE：By all those cards tucked up his sleeves!
GUSSIE：以他袖中藏的纸牌为证！ [01:21.933]ALL：By George! By Jove! By Jeeves!
ALL：乔治啊！宙斯啊！吉夫斯啊！ [01:24.702]Our collective I.Q.
我们集体的智商 [01:26.531]Of around 42
大约四十二左右 [01:28.176]Cannot cope, to be perfectly frank
老实说实在不够用 [01:31.285]All true leaders of men
真正的领袖人物 [01:32.852]Delegate now and then
都懂适当放权术 [01:34.498]Try to keep their minds totally blank
尽量保持大脑放空 [01:37.789]To appreciate loftier matters
才能思考崇高的事物 [01:41.107]BINGO：Things that mostly go over my head
BINGO：那些我根本搞不懂的事 [01:45.469]BERTIE：By derby day!
BERTIE：德比日！ [01:48.134]GUSSIE：By nursery tea!
GUSSIE：幼儿园茶会！ [01:49.649]BINGO：By moose!
BINGO：驼鹿！ [01:50.380]BERTIE：By spoons!
BERTIE：汤匙！ [01:51.086]GUSSIE：By half past three!
GUSSIE：三点半！ [01:52.601]BINGO：By every tender breast that heaves!
BINGO：以每个起伏的胸膛为证！ [01:55.605]ALL：By George! By Jove! By Jeeves!
ALL：乔治啊！宙斯啊！吉夫斯啊！ [01:58.452]BERTIE：By marmalade!
BERTIE：果酱！ [01:59.915]GUSSIE：By bowler hat!
GUSSIE：圆顶礼帽！ [02:01.326]BINGO：By toothpaste tube!
BINGO：牙膏管！ [02:02.736]BERTIE：By Burmese cat!
BERTIE：缅甸猫！ [02:04.121]GUSSIE：By baby newts!
GUSSIE：蝾螈宝宝！ [02:05.636]BINGO：By autumn leaves!
BINGO：秋叶！ [02:07.073]ALL：By George! By Jove! By Jeeves!
ALL：乔治啊！宙斯啊！吉夫斯啊！ [02:09.815]Behold how Jeeves with sleight of hand
看吉夫斯妙手施巧计 [02:12.715]Conceives a scheme so carefully planned
策划如此周密的布局 [02:15.954]Even we can understand
连我们都能理解 [02:18.462]If he takes it terribly slow - ly
只要他放慢语速解释 [02:23.660]BERTIE：By Basingstoke!
BERTIE：贝辛斯托克！ [02:27.135]BINGO：By cardboard box!
BINGO：纸板箱！ [02:28.597]GUSSIE：By Budge's knees!
GUSSIE：巴吉的膝盖！ [02:30.060]BERTIE：By Bassett's socks!
BERTIE：巴塞特的袜子！ [02:31.497]BINGO：By each that conjuror deceives!
BINGO：以魔术师骗过的每个人！ [02:34.423]ALL：By George! By Jove! By Jeeves!
ALL：乔治啊！宙斯啊！吉夫斯啊！ [02:37.270]BERTIE：By jumping jack!
BERTIE：跳跳人！ [02:38.576]GUSSIE：By easy chair!
GUSSIE：安乐椅！ [02:39.987]BINGO：By Bain Marie!
BINGO：隔水炖锅！ [02:41.397]BERTIE：By Camembert!
BERTIE：卡门培尔奶酪！ [02:42.834]GUSSIE：By every fruit bat in the eaves!
GUSSIE：屋檐下的每只果蝠！ [02:45.551]ALL：By George! By Jove! By Jeeves!
ALL：乔治啊！宙斯啊！吉夫斯啊！ [02:48.555]BINGO：By walking boot!
BINGO：徒步靴！ [02:51.324]GUSSIE：By thermal drawers!
GUSSIE：保暖裤！ [02:53.153]BERTIE：By canapes!
BERTIE：开胃点心！ [02:54.981]BINGO：By Santa Claus!
BINGO：圣诞老人！ [02:56.731]GUSSIE：By all his mighty brain achieves!
GUSSIE：以他智慧大脑的成就！ [03:00.388]BERTIE：By every spell the master weaves!
BERTIE：以大师编织的每个咒语！ [03:05.770]ALL：By heck! By George! By Jove! By Jeeves!
ALL：见鬼！乔治啊！宙斯啊！吉夫斯啊！ [03:09.061]By Jeeves! By Jeeves! By Jeeves!
吉夫斯啊！吉夫斯啊！吉夫斯啊！ [03:14.677]By Jeeves!
吉夫斯啊！