Spooky Mormon Hell Dream-Various Artists

[00:01.19]Long ago when I was five [00:04.14]I snuck in the kitchen late at night [00:07.29]And ate a donut with maple glaze. [00:13.89]My father asked who ate the snack [00:17.04]I said that it was my brother Jack [00:20.49]And Jack got grounded for 14 days. [00:26.34]I’ve lived with the guilt all of my life [00:29.39]And the terrible vision that I had that night [00:35.29]No please! I don’t wanna go baaaaack! [00:38.60]Ha ha ha ha ha ha ! [00:40.75]Down down thy soul is cast! [00:43.40]From the earth whenceforth ye fell! [00:46.50]The path of fire leads thee to spooky Mormon hell dream! [00:52.95]Welcome back to spooky Mormon hell dream! [00:58.70]You are having a spooky Mormon hell dream now! [01:05.50]And now I’ve gone and done it again. [01:08.25]Rectus! [01:08.60]I’ve committed another awful sin. [01:10.80]Dominus! [01:11.35]I left my mission companion all alone. [01:15.45]Spookytus! [01:17.36]Oh God, how could I have done this to you? [01:20.31]Deus! [01:20.76]How could I break rule seventy-two? [01:23.56]Creepyus! [01:23.76]And now my soul hath just been thrown – [01:27.16]Back into spooky Mormon hell dream. [01:28.91]Down, down to Satan’s realm, [01:32.06]See where you belong! [01:35.11]There is nothing you can do, [01:38.06]No escape from Spooky Mormon hell dream! [01:42.31]You blamed your brother for eating the donut [01:45.16]and now you walk out on your mission companion? [01:48.36]You’re a ****! [01:50.77]Jesus, I’m sorry! [01:53.59]Jesus hates you this we know! [01:56.39]For Jesus just told you so! [01:59.44]You remember Lucifer! [02:00.89]He is even spoo-ki-er! [02:08.69]Minions of Hades [02:09.59]Have you heard the news? [02:11.59]Kevin was caught playing hooky! [02:14.69]Now he’s back With all you Cath’lics and Jews [02:17.72]It’s super spooky-wooky! [02:20.72]I’m sorry Lord it was selfish of me to break the rules [02:25.12]Please, I don’t wanna be in this Spooky Mormon hell dream! [02:30.12]Spooky Mormon hell dream! [02:33.17]Genghis Khan, Jeffrey Dahmer, Hitler, Johnnie Cochran! [02:38.98]Their spirits all surround you! [02:41.93]Spooky spooky spoooo-ky! [02:45.13]I started a war and killed millions of Jews, [02:47.98]I slaughtered the Chinese! [02:51.33]I stabbed a guy and ****** his corpse, [02:54.18]I got O.J. freed! [02:57.18]You think that’s bad? [02:58.58]I broke rule seventy two! [03:00.18]Hoh!?! [03:00.38]I left my companion! [03:01.58]I’m way worse than you! [03:03.33]I hate this spooky Mormon hell dream! [03:06.53]Spooky Mormon hell dream. [03:11.23]Heavenly Father! Please give me one more chance! I won’t break the rules again! [03:46.34]I can’t believe Jesus called me a ****! [03:58.25]Welcome, welcome to spooky Mormon hell dream! [04:06.50]You are never waking up from spooky Mormon hell dream! [04:13.30]Oh, please help me Father! [04:14.75]Please let me wake up! [04:15.90]Give me one more chance! I won’t let you down again! [04:18.50]Down down, thy soul is cast From the earth whenceforth ye fell [04:21.51]This must be it, you must be there, you must be in [04:23.51]Spooky Mormon hell dream now!