Doc Brown vs Doctor Who-Nice Peter

[00:12.53]Ooh, actually, if you don't mind [00:14.47]It's just "The Doctor" [00:15.72]Doesn't even really matter who. [00:16.97]Who am I even talking to? Oh yes, you! [00:18.95]The wannabe Einstein, minus the 'stache [00:20.40]Travels through time but with no class [00:21.90]I'm saving the world while you dilly-dally [00:23.45]You can't even invent your way out of Hill Valley! [00:25.19]Calm down, will you? Everything is going to be fine! [00:27.82]You're not going to tear any wonky [00:29.13]Holes in any fabric of space and time [00:30.88]Actually, it's a lot more like a rug really, [00:32.74]Well, never mind [00:33.81]Let's just say there's an infinite number of [00:35.49]Me simultaneously kicking your ass with rhymes! [00:37.42]Great Scott! You're great... [00:39.01]Not! I spit it hot [00:40.33]Then generate way more power [00:41.95]Than 1.21 gigawatts [00:44.14]I'm not sure what sort of scientific [00:46.13]Authority you purport to be [00:47.57]But I'm a real doctor! [00:48.69]Where'd you get your degree? [00:49.88]Despite all your companions [00:51.44]You couldn't be having less *** [00:52.93]I don't know what's lamer, [00:54.12]Your fans or your special effects! [00:55.80]You don't get another turn to debate, [00:57.36]Time to face your permanent fate! [00:59.41]Now Dalek my balls! [01:01.28]Exterminate! [01:02.03] [01:04.05]I'm going to die... [01:04.97] [01:06.28]At least, this version of me... [01:08.90]Perhaps you'd like another... [01:10.21] [01:11.58]Prepare to meet your... [01:13.58]Density! Hahahahaha! [01:14.94]I'm a mystical medical dog [01:15.69]At the pinnacle shifting my physical form [01:17.25] [01:17.82]You're a possibly pedophiliac individual [01:19.07]Who should've never been born! [01:20.73]You got your knickers in a twist [01:21.79]While you're sucking on my piccadilly [01:23.03]But I'm a lot lot different [01:24.03]Cause you're a pitiful hillbilly hangin' [01:24.97]With an oedipal kid [01:25.97]Who's a BAWK BAWK chicken! [01:27.08]Nobody calls me chicken! [01:30.02]This is between us, Scarfy, [01:31.70]Don't try to outrhyme me [01:33.17]You'll find I'm as grimy as any slimy time limey [01:36.23]I'll use your porta-potty time machine as my latrine [01:39.10]You're not a cat with nine lives, you're a *****, with thirteen!