Friends S02E01-英语听力

[00:02.38]This is pretty much what's happened so far. [00:05.32]Ross was in love with Rachel since forever. [00:08.32]Every time he tried to tell her, something got in the way... [00:11.52]...Iike cats,Italian guys. [00:13.59]And finally,Chandler was, like,"Forget about her." [00:17.00]When Ross was in China,Chandler let it slip that Ross loved Rachel. [00:21.77]She was,like,"Oh,my God!" [00:23.84]So she went to the airport to meet him when he came back. [00:26.84]She didn 't know Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. [00:31.88]That's pretty much everything you need to know. [00:34.61]But enough about us. How have you been? [00:37.05]The One With Ross' New Girlfriend [01:23.36]Flight number 457 from Beijing now arriving. [01:32.84]Oh,my God! [01:34.64]Oh,my God! [01:36.31]Excuse me. [01:37.34]Move,move,move! Emergency,please! [01:40.15]Excuse me,excuse me. [01:50.39]There you are! [01:54.93]So,so.... [01:57.43]How was China? You! [02:00.93]It was great. [02:03.10]What happened? [02:04.27]-You're bleeding. -I am? [02:06.00]Oh,look at that! Yes,I am. [02:08.07]Enough about me, Mr. Back From The Orient! [02:10.78]Come on,I wanna hear everything! Everything! [02:16.01]Well,where do I start? [02:18.75]This is Julie. Julie,this is Rachel. [02:26.86]These are.... [02:27.93]These are... [02:29.23]...aren't for you. … [02:32.10]These are for you. [02:38.74]Thank you. I'm from New York. [02:44.44]No problem. We'll use them to stop the bleeding. [02:50.32]Baggage claim? [03:02.89]Oh,my God! This is huge! [03:07.17]This is bigger than huge. This is.... [03:09.63]All right,what's bigger than huge? [03:13.74]This? [03:16.27]Guys,you got new haircuts! [03:22.11]Because,you know,"lf you don't look good,we don't look good." [03:26.02]I love that voice! [03:28.59]You guys! [03:31.12]Airport. Airport. Ross. [03:34.26]Not alone. [03:35.49]Julie. [03:37.13]Arm around her! [03:39.46]Cramp! Cramp! Cramp! [03:42.53]I think she's trying to tell us something. [03:45.30]Quick,get the verbs. [03:48.01]You! You! [03:52.18]You! [03:53.34]You slowpokes! [04:02.19]This is my sister,Monica. [04:04.62]This is Chandler. [04:06.16]Phoebe,hi. [04:07.49]Joey. [04:12.23]Julie. [04:19.50]But I'm not here, you haven't met me. [04:21.57]I'll make a better impression when I don't have 20 hours of plane on me. [04:25.74]-And bus. -Oh,my God! [04:28.15]-With the screaming guy -And the spitting. [04:30.52]You gotta hear this story. [04:32.25]We're on this bus that's 200 years old. [04:34.85]Two hundred,at least. [04:36.35]And the chicken poops in her lap! [04:45.40]I'm so sorry. [04:47.43]I just gave away the ending,didn't l? [04:49.73]I just heard this story in the cab... [04:52.34]...and it is all I can think about. … [04:58.38]This is amazing. [05:01.35]How did this happen? [05:02.71]We were in grad school together. [05:04.58]We haven't seen each other since then. I land in China... [05:08.09]...guess who's in charge of the dig? … [05:10.19]Julie! [05:21.63]It's an expression. [05:24.57]We just wanted to say a quick hi. [05:27.04]-Then we'll see the baby. -Then get some sleep. [05:29.94]It's 6:00 tomorrow night,our time. [05:32.08]Don't tell us what's gonna happen. I like being surprised. [05:40.32]Bye! [05:52.73]-Can I get some coffee? -Sure. [05:55.60]-Did you talk to him yet? -No. [05:57.50]Then,no. [06:11.42]What the hell happened to you in China? [06:14.15]When last we left you, you were in love with,you know. [06:17.76]I know I was. [06:19.16]But there was always this voice inside that kept saying: [06:22.43]"It's never gonna happen. Move on." You know whose voice that was? [06:27.33]God? [06:29.63]It was you,pal. [06:32.14]Maybe it was God doing me. [06:35.64]You were right. She looks at me and sees a friend. That's all. [06:40.18]And then I met Julie... [06:42.45]...and we're having a great time. [06:44.55]I never would have gone for it, if it hadn't been for you. [06:50.29]Well,you owe me one,big guy. [06:53.36]Your lemonade. [06:54.69]I didn't order it. [06:57.53]Then go take that back. They'll charge you for that. [07:00.90]Go,go,go! Come on,come on! [07:05.67]So what did you find out? [07:08.37]He said.... [07:14.68]They're having a great time. [07:17.15]I'm sorry. [07:19.68]But the silver lining, if you wanna see it... [07:22.65]...is that he made this decision all by himself... [07:26.00]...without any outside help whatsoever. [07:29.89]How is that a silver lining? [07:32.40]You have to really wanna see it. [07:40.74]Ironically,these guys were picked last in gym. [07:44.68]Hey,Pheebs. [07:46.38]You know what I'm thinking? [07:53.05]How... [07:54.89]...it's been so long since you've had ***... [07:57.72]...you're wondering if they've changed it? [08:01.56]No. Although now that's what I'm thinking. [08:06.53]So what were you thinking? [08:08.37]You gave the guys great haircuts. I thought you'd like to do mine. [08:13.57]No. [08:15.94]Why not? [08:22.61]No,you're not. [08:24.32]I know I'm not,but you are. [08:26.75]I was trying to spare your feelings. [08:32.79]Hold on. [08:33.89]Ross,Julie for you. [08:42.77]Anybody know a good tailor? [08:44.34]You need clothes altered? [08:46.00]No,I'm just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk. [08:50.17]Go see Frankie. My family's been going to him forever. [08:53.51]He did my first suit when I was 1 5. [08:55.65]No,wait,1 6. [08:58.18]No,excuse me,1 5. [09:07.59]You have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance! [09:20.00]Sweetheart,I'll see you later. [09:22.01]Okay,bye. [09:25.64]That is so sweet. [09:31.55]Okay. No,you hang up. [09:33.72]No,you [09:37.00]One,two,three. [09:42.06]You didn't hang up either. [09:43.56]She didn't hang up. [09:50.87]No,you hang up. [09:52.30]You. You. [10:03.81]Sorry,I thought you were talking to me. [10:08.15]Rachel. [10:09.85]I'll just call her back. [10:13.19]Hi,sweetie. I'm sorry. We got disconnected. [10:15.66]No,you hang up. [10:18.20]How did this happen to me? [10:19.86]A week ago,two weeks ago,I was fine. [10:22.93]Ross was just Ross. Just this guy. [10:25.84]Now all of a sudden,he's Ross... [10:30.04]...this really great guy that I can't have. [10:34.45]Sweetie,I wanted you to have him too. [10:37.08]I know you did. [10:40.25]I'm just gonna deal with it. [10:45.92]I gotta get out of here! [10:51.03]I don't care what you guys say, something's bothering her. [10:59.74]You know,I think I was 1 6. [11:04.61]Please,just a little bit off the back. [11:07.58]I'm still on "no." [11:11.32]Morning. [11:13.45]Could you close your eyes for a sec? [11:15.62]No,no,no. I'm not falling for that again. [11:21.09]What's going on? [11:22.16]I sort of did a stupid thing last night. [11:24.60]What stupid thing did you do? [11:36.47]Why don't you just go get dressed... [11:39.01]...then you'll be on your way. Bye-bye. [11:43.31]How did this happen? [11:45.28]I kind of ran into him last night. [11:47.62]-Where? -At his apartment. [11:49.12]Is this juice? [11:51.32]And the fact that you dumped him because he hit on Phoebe? [11:55.29]Oh,God,I know. I'm pathetic,I'm a loser. [11:59.20]Honey,you're not pathetic. You're just sad. [12:04.50]My God,if I had a nickel for every guy I wish I hadn't [12:11.78]But this is about your horrible mistake. [12:19.22]Sorry we're late. [12:20.35]We were.... [12:21.82]Well,there was touching. [12:29.66]Hey,Ross! [12:32.23]What a.... [12:35.17]What are you doing here? [12:37.33]I do Raquel! [12:45.58]So he's back? [12:47.58]Yeah,he's back. Is that a problem? [12:50.35]No,not a problem. [12:52.38]Good. Glad it's not a problem. [12:55.00]You're gonna have to not touch my ass. [13:02.26]Despite the yummy bagels and palpable tension... [13:05.90]... my pants need to be altered. [13:07.67]When you see Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello. [13:11.44]He'll know what it means. [13:15.41]You sure he'll crack that code? [13:19.41]It's funny. The last time Paolo was here,my hair was so much cuter. [13:24.12]All right. [13:26.55]But you have to promise that you will not be all controlly and bossy... [13:31.12]...and all Monica about it. [13:34.59]I promise. [13:35.86]All right,let's see. [13:37.63]Now,some of you are gonna get cut and some of you aren't. [13:43.03]But I promise,none of you will feel a thing. [14:02.65]But this isn't the face of a person who trusts a person. [14:06.39]This is the face of a person who,you know... [14:09.63]...doesn't trust a person. [14:12.73]I'm sorry. I'm sorry. [14:14.60]It's just a little shorter than what we had discussed. [14:18.44]Would you relax? I know what I am doing. [14:22.14]This is how he wears it. [14:26.81]How who wears it? [14:28.15]Demi Moore. [14:30.61]Demi Moore is not a "he." [14:32.62]Well,he was a "he" in Arthur and in 10. [14:37.49]That's Dudley Moore! [14:39.26]I said I wanted it like Demi Moore! [14:43.83]Oh,my God! [14:45.83]Oh,God! [14:48.17]Oh,my God! I'm sorry! [14:50.70]Which one is Demi Moore? [14:52.37]She's the actress that was in Disclosure,Indecent Proposal,Ghost! [14:57.34]She's got gorgeous hair. [14:59.14]I know! [15:07.89]How long do you want the cuffs? [15:10.19]At least as long as I have the pants. [15:16.79]I just got that. [15:37.31]How is she? [15:39.58]It's too soon to tell. [15:42.82]She's resting,which is a good sign. [15:46.59]How's the hair? [15:48.06]I'm not gonna lie to you. It doesn't look good. [15:53.10]I put a clip on one side,which seems to have stopped the curling. [15:58.07]Can we see her? [15:59.77]Your hair looks too good. It'd upset her. [16:03.27]Ross,you come on in. [16:12.38]Well,how you doing? [16:14.05]I'm okay. [16:15.12]That bad,huh? [16:17.69]Look,I can sense when women are depressed and vulnerable. [16:21.43]It's one of my gifts. [16:28.27]Joey,when I saw him get off that plane with her... [16:32.24]...I really thought I just hit rock bottom. [16:35.61]But today,it's like there's rock bottom... [16:39.24]... 50 feet of crap... [16:41.41]...then me. … [16:44.15]Tell Ross how you feel. [16:49.29]What about her? They've only been going out for two weeks. [16:52.49]Ross has been in love with you for 10 years. [16:56.46]I don't know. I don't know. [16:59.26]I've been with my share of women. [17:02.23]I've been with a lot of people's share of women. [17:06.14]But the point is... [17:08.07]... I've never felt about anyone the way Ross felt about you. [17:14.31]Really? [17:22.29]Yo,paisan! [17:26.69]Can I talk to you for a sec? [17:32.16]Your tailor... [17:33.93]...is a very bad man! [17:38.37]What are you talking about? [17:40.14]Hey,what's going on? [17:46.94]Joey's tailor... [17:52.15]...took advantage of me. [17:56.29]No way! I've been going to the guy for 1 2 years. [17:59.62]He said he was gonna do my inseam. [18:01.89]Then he ran his hand up my leg and then there was definite [18:05.83]What? [18:07.73]Cupping. [18:12.34]That's how they do pants! [18:16.54]First they go up one side, they move it over. [18:19.34]Then they go up the other side, move it back,then they do the rear. [18:26.15]Ross,tell him. Isn't that how a tailor measures pants? [18:29.49]Yes,yes,it is. In prison! [18:38.70]What's the matter with you? [18:40.90]What? [18:45.50]That's not? [18:52.74]Oh,my God! [19:01.69]Even Mary Tyler Moore would've been better. [19:06.69]I like it. [19:08.56]I do. I think it's a 10! [19:13.46]Thank you. [19:14.87]My hair is very amused. [19:16.60]Come on,things could be worse. [19:19.70]You could "get caught between the moon and New York City. [19:24.94]I know it's crazy,but it's true." [19:29.61]Thank you. [19:31.32]Well,I gotta go. Bye. [19:33.78]Bye,Rach! [19:35.12]Wait,are you leaving? [19:36.92]That's what I meant by "bye." [19:39.66]Can I talk to you for a sec? [19:45.63]When the doctor does that hernia test.... [19:49.43]That's okay. [19:54.47]What's going on? [19:57.24]Well,okay,first of all... [20:01.01]... Paolo and I are not back together. [20:06.18]If I could go back in time and do it again... [20:09.52]...well,I wouldn't. [20:14.49]Second of all.... [20:16.79]What? [20:20.80]Is this one of those things where you break up with a guy... [20:24.80]... I tell you what I think... [20:26.47]...and the next day you get back together with him... [20:29.14]...and I look like a complete idiot? [20:33.71]Well,then,I think the guy's scum. [20:37.11]I hate him. I mean,I actually I physically hate him. [20:41.89]I always have. [20:43.32]And you are way too good to be with a guy like that. [20:48.19]Really? [20:49.83]You deserve to be with someone who appreciates you... [20:52.86]...and who gets how funny... [20:55.03]...and sweet and amazing... [20:57.80]...and adorable and ***y you are. [21:01.04]You know? Someone who wakes up every morning thinking: [21:08.75]You know? Someone who makes you feel good. [21:11.92]Like the way I do with Julie. [21:19.72]Was there a "second of all"? [21:27.86]No,I think that was the whole "all." [21:33.20]I gotta go. [21:36.34]Thanks. [21:45.18]No,I swear to God,Dad! [21:47.25]That's not how they measure pants! [21:56.46]I was thinking of doing it shorter, like Andie MacDowell's haircut. [22:00.23]-Yeah,I could do that. -Really? [22:02.87]-You wanna do it now? -Great! [22:07.14]See you. [22:09.57]I just wanna make really sure this time. [22:12.48]Andie MacDowell is the girl from Four Weddings and a Funeral,right? [22:22.59]That's Roddy McDowall. [22:25.72]Andie MacDowell is the guy from Planet of the Apes. [22:31.90]-Thank you. -You're welcome.