Friends S02E04-英语听力

[00:02.75]Mom,would you relax? [00:05.12]That was 10 blocks from here, and she was walking alone at night. [00:09.19]I would never do that. [00:11.19]Mom,come on,stop worrying. [00:13.86]This is a safe street. This is a safe building. There's nothing [00:17.40]Oh,my God! What are you doing in here?! [00:20.63]Mom,I gotta go! IT gotta go! [00:25.74]Oh,my God! [00:28.91]That's fine,you just read the paper. [00:31.71]I'm gonna get a pot. [00:34.08]It's not for you. [00:41.25]Okay,that's fine. [00:44.56]Read the Family Circus... [00:48.29]...enjoy the gentle comedy.... [00:54.90]Oh,my God,my God,my God,my God.... [01:07.85]It's open,you guys. [01:12.02]Can I help you? [01:13.18]Does Phoebe still live here? [01:15.49]No,she doesn't. But I can get a message to her. [01:18.09]Great. Just tell her her husband stopped by. [01:21.19]Her what? [01:25.13]How did you do that? [02:15.88]This is unbelievable,Pheebs. How can you be married? [02:19.38]I'm not "married" married,you know? [02:21.49]He's just a friend,and he's gay... [02:23.32]...and he was from Canada, and he needed a Green Card. [02:26.22]I can't believe you married Duncan! [02:28.46]How could you not tell me? We told each other everything. [02:32.40]I'm sorry,but I knew if I told you, you'd get judgmental... [02:36.30]...and wouldn't approve. [02:37.47]Of course I wouldn't approve! [02:39.64]You were totally in love with this guy who,hello,was gay. [02:42.94]What the hell were you thinking? [02:44.94]See? And you thought she'd be judgmental. [02:49.15]I wasn't in love with him. I was helping out a friend. [02:52.52]When he left town,you stayed in your pajamas for a month. [02:56.09]And I saw you eat a cheeseburger. [03:01.66]Well,didn't you? [03:03.83]I might have. [03:06.33]I can't believe you didn't tell me. [03:08.83]Like you tell me everything? [03:10.50]What have I not told you? [03:14.64]The fact that the underwear out on the telephone pole is yours... [03:18.84]...from when you had *** with Bobby on the terrace! [03:21.55]What? [03:23.21]Wait a minute! Who told you? [03:29.29]You are dead meat. [03:31.46]I didn't know it was a big secret. [03:34.26]Oh,it's not big. Not at all. [03:36.46]IKind of the same as,say... [03:38.30]... I don't know,having a third nipple! [03:46.94]You *****! [03:51.94]Whip it out! Whip it out! [03:54.28]There's nothing to see! It's a tiny bump. It's totally useless. [03:58.42]As opposed to your other multi-functional nipples? [04:03.12]I can't believe you! You told me it was a nubbin. [04:08.49]Joey,what did you think a nubbin was? [04:11.33]You see something,you hear a word, I thought that's what it was. [04:15.50]-Let me see it again! -Yes,show us your nubbin! [04:19.14]Joey was in a porno movie! [04:24.48]If I'm going down, I'm taking everybody with me! [04:28.51]-Oh,my God! -You were in a porno?! [04:31.68]I was young and I just wanted a job. [04:34.22]But I couldn't go through with it. [04:36.52]They let me be the guy who fixes the copier but can't... [04:39.66]...because there's people having *** on it. [04:44.00]That is wild! [04:46.66]-What's it shaped like? -ls it hairy? [04:49.00]What happens if you flick it? [04:58.48]So does it do anything, you know,special? [05:02.41]Pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance... [05:05.75]...to the magical land of Narnia. [05:09.09]In some cultures,having a third nipple is actually a sign of virility. [05:13.89]You get the best huts, and women dance naked around you. [05:17.60]Are any of these cultures, per chance,in the Tri-State area? [05:22.03]You know,you are so amazing. Is there anything you don't know? [05:28.17]Julie's so smart! Julie's so special! [05:32.88]I wanted you to hook up with Ross as much as you did. [05:36.18]But he's with her now. You'll have to get over it. [05:39.88]Oh,I'm going to have to get over it. [05:42.85]I didn't know that's what I had to do. I just have to get over it. [05:51.43]-Sassy lady! -Where are you going? [05:53.93]I'm meeting Duncan. He's skating tonight at the Garden. [05:57.37]He's in the Capades. [06:00.71]-The lce Capades? -No,the Gravel Capades. [06:05.24]The turns aren't as fast, but when Snoopy falls? Funny. [06:09.91]I can't believe you'd dress up for him. [06:11.82]You're setting yourself up all over again. [06:14.45]Okay,no. [06:17.22]For your information,I'm seeing him so I can put those feelings behind me. [06:22.29]The reason I'm dressed like this is because I think it's nice... [06:26.00]...to look nice for your gay husband. [06:30.34]Darn it,we're all out of milk. [06:32.80]Chandler,will you fill me up here? [06:53.49]Okay,sweetie,I'll see you later. [06:56.69]-See you later,Rach. -Bye-bye,Julie. [07:10.04]Come on,cut it out! [07:16.31]-Can I ask you something? -Sure. [07:20.55]What? [07:22.85]Come on,talk to me. [07:26.29]What's the longest you've been in a relationship before... [07:32.56]... having the ***? [07:36.67]Why? Who's not? Are you and Julie not? [07:39.34]Are you and Julie not having ***? [07:44.01]Technically? [07:46.04]No. [07:49.48]Is it because she's so cold in bed? [07:53.65]Or because she's kind of bossy, makes it feel like school? [07:58.59]No! She's great. And it's not like we haven't done anything. [08:03.66]We do plenty of other stuff. Lots of other stuff like [08:07.37]No! Don't need to know the details. [08:11.94]No,it's just.... [08:13.87]It's me. [08:15.54]I've only been with one woman my whole life... [08:18.84]...and she turned out to be a lesbian. [08:22.41]So now I've got myself all psyched out. [08:26.75]It's become,like,this... [08:29.89]...this thing! [08:33.93]You must just think I'm weird. [08:36.39]No,I don't think it's weird. [08:39.46]I think,in fact.... [08:42.20]-ln fact,you know what I think? -What? [08:45.40]I think it's ***y. [08:48.71]***y? [08:49.87]Let me tell you something. As a woman... [08:52.24]...there is nothing ***ier... [08:55.55]...than a man who does not want to have ***. [09:00.15]No kidding? [09:01.39]You know what I'd do? [09:03.05]I'd wait. [09:06.29]-You'd wait? -Absolutely. I would wait... [09:09.66]...and wait.... [09:12.60]Then I'd wait some more. [09:16.67]Really? [09:22.24]...she tells you she's gonna have *** with another man [09:26.24]That just means it's working. [09:31.18]Women really want this? [09:33.75]More than jewelry. [09:58.21]Look at you! You look great! [10:00.81]Do l? Thank you. [10:03.31]So do you. Sparkly! [10:11.19]This is pretty wonderful, Mr. Major Capades Guy! [10:16.00]I remember when you were just King Friday in Mr. Roger's Ice Is Nice. [10:22.20]You always said I'd make it. [10:24.17]Well,you know, I'm kind of spooky that way. [10:29.04]Gosh,I missed you! [10:38.92]Now. [10:42.69]Oh! Right. Okay. [10:45.56]Ole! [10:47.06]What? [10:49.59]The Matador.... [10:55.17]Ole! [11:01.61]Sweetie,can you hold this for a second? [11:14.39]Sorry,you had a paleontologist on your face. [11:18.06]But it's gone now. You're all right. [11:20.46]Hi,everyone. [11:25.10]I wanted to thank you for our little talk before. [11:28.60]No problem! So you're gonna go with the waiting thing? [11:32.37]I was going to,but after I talked to you,I talked to Joey. [11:40.54]Good. What did he say? [11:42.65]He told me to get over myself and just do it. [11:46.12]I thought about what you said and about what he said. [11:49.25]And his way,I get to have *** tonight,so.... [12:01.00]Why,it's Joey's porno movie! [12:05.84]Pop it in! [12:07.84]I'm fine,if you're okay watching a video... [12:10.41]...filled with two-nippled people. [12:16.11]People having ***. That's just what I need to see. [12:19.32]What's wrong with people having ***? [12:24.19]Well,you know,these movies are offensive... [12:29.00]...and degrading to women and females.... [12:35.27]And the lighting's always unflattering. [12:41.54]-Monica,help me out here. -Hell,I wanna see Joey! [12:51.55]So is there a story? Or do they just start doing it right [12:55.82]Oh. Never mind. [12:58.00]Wait a minute. That is the craziest typing test I've ever seen. [13:03.39]All I say is,she'd better get the job. [13:06.03]Looks to me like he's the one getting the job. [13:11.24]Here I come. [13:12.80]See,I'm coming to fix the copier. [13:14.87]I can't get to the copier. I'm thinking,"What do I do?" [13:20.34]So I just watch them have ***. [13:26.22]Then I say Here's my line! [13:28.05]You know,that's bad for the paper tray. [13:33.00]Nice work,my friend! [13:34.69]Wait,you see me again. Hang on, the guy's butt's blocking me. [13:39.93]There I am. There I am. There I am.... [13:50.88]So what's up? You came to see me yesterday. [13:59.88]I kind of need a divorce. [14:02.45]O... [14:04.09]... kay. [14:05.86]How come? [14:08.09]Actually,I'm getting married again. [14:11.06]What? [14:12.46]I don't know how to tell you this. [14:16.87]I'm straight. [14:22.47]I don't understand. How can you be straight? [14:26.04]You're so smart and funny... [14:28.65]...and you throw such great Academy Award parties! [14:31.75]That's what I kept telling myself. [14:34.39]But you reach a point where you can't live a lie anymore. [14:39.16]How long have you known? [14:43.06]I guess on some level I always knew I was straight. [14:47.46]I thought I was supposed to be something else. [14:49.80]I'm an ice dancer,all my friends are gay. I was just trying to fit in. [14:57.74]And there's actually a woman? [15:01.65]Her name's Debra. [15:06.15]Well,is she the first that you've been with? [15:10.82]I've never told you this... [15:14.00]... but there were one or two times back in college when... [15:18.46]... I'd get drunk, go to a straight bar... [15:20.76]...and wake up with a woman next to me. [15:24.00]I told myself it was the liquor, and everyone experiments in college. [15:29.94]Sure. [15:31.18]Now I know I don't have a choice. I was born this way! [15:38.28]I don't know what to say. [15:41.02]You're married to someone for six years and you think you know him. [15:45.06]And then one day he says, "Oh,I'm not gay!" [15:53.30]I'm still me. [15:57.53]Why couldn't you just have figured this out six years ago? [16:03.64]You know,it still smells like monkey in there. [16:08.71]That saves us the conversation. [16:12.75]This has been great, but I'm officially wiped. [16:15.69]Me too. We should get going. [16:18.19]No! Come on,you guys! [16:22.19]Come on,it's only 1 1 :30. [16:24.70]Let's just talk. We never just hang out and talk anymore. [16:29.07]Rachel,that's all we do. [16:33.20]Maybe that's all we do. What about Julie? [16:37.21]What about Julie? [16:39.21]You have been in our lives for nearly two months now... [16:43.61]...and we don't really know you. [16:45.75]I mean,who is Julie? [16:48.79]What do you like? What don't you like? [16:51.12]We want to know everything. [16:53.69]Well,that could take awhile. [16:56.19]So? [17:02.63]I got the time to get to know Julie. [17:07.24]I know her pretty well. Can I go? [17:12.24]That's fine. [17:13.71]Let's start with your childhood. What was that like? [17:18.72]In a nutshell [17:24.29]So,have you told your parents? [17:27.46]No,but it'll be okay. They're pretty cool. [17:30.66]My brother's straight,so.... [17:34.57]Here you go. [17:36.17]You know what? I just have one more question. [17:39.14]If you had figured this out sooner, and I had been around... [17:44.34]...do you think l would have been the one...? [17:48.91]No. Don't tell me. [17:50.35]I don't think either answer would make me feel better. Here. [17:56.32]I love you,Phoebe. [18:12.80]So your brother's straight,huh? [18:16.77]Seriously. [18:21.38]and my second-grade teacher was Miss Thomas... [18:28.45]Mrs. Gobb? [18:30.22]No,Cobb. Like cobb salad. [18:36.03]What exactly is in a cobb salad? [18:38.36]I'm going home. [18:45.00]Boy,that Julie's a talker,huh? [18:49.37]Good night. [18:54.21]It's pretty late. You're probably not still planning on.... [18:58.35]No,I am. [19:00.88]Are you nervous? [19:05.69]I have done it before. [19:09.03]I mean,how are you gonna handle it? [19:11.56]Are you gonna talk about it beforehand? Are you just gonna pounce? [19:16.93]I don't know. I guess I'm just gonna... [19:19.84]...see what happens. [19:23.37]Good luck! [19:27.74]What? [19:29.28]Nothing.... [19:31.75]It is your first time with her, and if the first time doesn't go well... [19:37.12]...well then,that's pretty darn hard to recover from. [19:43.03]Okay,now I'm nervous. [19:47.60]Maybe you should put it off. [19:49.87]No,I don't want to put it off! [19:56.54]I spent last year being so unbelievably miserable. [20:00.08]And now I'm actually happy. [20:04.92]You know,I mean really happy. [20:07.48]I just don't wanna.... [20:09.79]I don't wanna mess it up,you know? [20:14.66]I know. [20:21.17]It's not your fault. [20:23.17]Right. [20:26.30]Maybe it doesn't have to be this tough. [20:29.61]Maybe you were on the right track with that whole "spontaneous" thing. [20:35.08]-Women really like that. -Really? [20:40.92]I mean if it were me, I'd want you to.... [20:44.86]I don't know,catch me off guard with a really... [20:49.36]...good kiss. [20:53.46]Really sort of soft at first. [20:58.50]And then maybe brush the hair away from my face. [21:03.94]And then look far into my eyes... [21:08.31]...in a way that lets me know something... [21:12.18]...amazing is about to happen. [21:21.02]And then,I don't know,then... [21:23.19]...you'd pull me really close to you so that... [21:26.36]...so that I'd be pressed up right against you. [21:32.34]And it would get kind of... [21:36.24]...sweaty... [21:40.21]...and blurry. [21:44.58]And then it's just happening. [21:54.00]Thanks,Rach. Good night! [22:00.10]Oh,God! [22:17.11]Good morning! [22:19.68]Well,somebody got some last night! [22:27.66]Twice!