Friends S02E13-英语听力

[00:19.90]GUARD: Ah, excuse me, this is a... [00:21.36]Closed set. We know. But we're friends with the monkey, hmm? [00:27.16]Good morning. [00:29.37]Look who I brought! [00:30.82]Your old friend, Harry Elafonte! [00:35.66]Whoa, dude. Burn! [00:39.43]I don't get it. [00:40.54]He seemed so happy to see me yesterday. [00:43.20]Don't take it personal. He's under pressure, starring in a movie and all. [00:49.10]Oh. [00:49.42]How big of a star is Marcel? [00:51.46]In human terms? I'd say... [00:54.32]...Cybill Shepherd. ROSS: Whoa. [00:56.27]RACHEL: Really? JOEY: Whoa. [00:59.23]So you guys in the movie or you just really paranoid? [01:04.32]- Hey, Sal? - Mm-hm? [01:05.68]Jerry wants to know if the monkey's ready. [01:08.39]JOEY: Excuse me? [01:09.53]Jerry is the director? Which one's he? [01:12.12]- The one in the director's chair? JOEY: Gotcha. [01:15.36]Pheebs, walk with me. [01:17.77]Okay. [01:19.40]Um, why am I walking with you? [01:21.39]Well, uh, we're just going over here so that we can get away from... [01:23.55]...the horrible flesh-eating virus! [01:27.46]For the love of God, woman, listen to me! [01:30.33]Is he looking? Is he looking? [02:26.19]SUSIE: We've got a problem. - Tell me. [02:28.57]I can't do Chris' makeup. [02:30.07]She refuses to acknowledge her mustache. [02:32.77]Is it bad? - It looks like her eyebrow fell down. [02:36.27]Unless we convince her to let me bleach it... [02:38.91]...Jean-Claude Van Damme will be making out with Gabe Kaplan. [02:42.58]I'll talk to her. [02:45.05]I hate actors. [02:47.85]Nice camouflage. For a minute there, I almost didn't see you. [02:54.79]- Excuse me. Whoa. - Ah! [02:58.04]Uh, is your name Chandler? [03:00.27]Uh, yes, it is. [03:02.07]Chandler Bing. [03:03.93]Do you know me or are you just really good at this game? [03:07.06]I'm Susie Moss. [03:08.61]Fourth grade? Glasses? [03:12.91]I carried a box of animal crackers like a purse? [03:14.66]Susie Moss! [03:16.48]Right! Yeah! Wow! [03:18.75]You look... [03:19.91]Great job growing up. [03:23.02]It's nice to see you don't still wear the cap with the mirrors on it. [03:26.70]Oh, I graduated fourth grade and realized I wasn't a pimp. [03:31.46]Heh, heh. Remember the class play? [03:33.55]You pulled up my skirt and the entire auditorium saw my underpants? [03:39.55]Yes. Back then, I, uh, used humor as a defense mechanism. [03:43.66]Thank God I don't do that anymore. [03:50.65]- Oh, my God! - What? What?- [03:53.24]It's Jean-Claude Van Damme. [03:55.02]I didn't know he was in this movie. He is so hot! [03:58.55]You think? [04:00.11]The Muscles from Brussels? Wham-Bam-Van-Damme? [04:03.08]Did you see Timecop? [04:04.81]No. Was he any good in it? [04:06.64]Rachel, he totally changed time! [04:09.87]WoW [04:11.27]- So why don't you go talk to him? - Oh. Yeah.- [04:14.53]Go tell him he's cute. What's the worst that could happen? [04:17.64]He could hear me. [04:19.23]Oh. [04:20.87]I'm doing it for you. - Don't you dare! Don't! [04:23.11]Don't! [04:24.82]Tell him I cook! [04:27.70]RACHEL: Excuse me. [04:29.25]- Hi. Ha, ha. - Hi.- [04:30.61]Um, this is gonna sound kind of goofy. Ha, ha. [04:33.44]But, um, my friend over there... [04:38.29]...who cooks, by the way... [04:41.21]Um, she thinks you're cute. Heh. [04:43.01]You don't think I'm cute? [04:46.24]I don't know. Um... [04:48.56]Do you think you're cute? [04:52.53]We're getting off the track. Um, I was supposed to tell you... [04:56.21]...my friend thinks you're cute. [04:58.90]What should I tell her? [05:00.82]You can tell her I think her friend is cute. [05:07.32]- Oh. Ha, ha. - Huh? [05:12.20]Whoa. Ha, ha. [05:13.26]MAN: Makeup! - Oh, that's me. I gotta go. [05:15.26]Oh, uh... [05:15.31]Okay. [05:17.10]Um, how many times do I have to touch you on the arm before you ask me on a date? [05:26.14]Well, uh, let's try one more. [05:29.98]There you go. Ernie's, 8:00? [05:32.35]I'll be there. [05:34.04]And if things go well, maybe this time... [05:36.74]...I'll get to see your underwear. [05:44.64]No one was around to hear that? [05:52.18]- So, what'd he say? - Ugh! [05:53.89]What a jerk! [05:55.28]I kept talking about you, and he kept asking me out. [06:01.26]Oh. [06:01.83]Naturally, you know, I said no. [06:06.45]Well... [06:07.84]Thanks, anyway. [06:09.04]He just kept asking... [06:10.90]...and asking, asking, asking... [06:14.07]If you want to go out with him, you can. [06:17.68]Sounds like a jerk to me, but... [06:19.70]Jean-Claude, she said yes! I'll see you tonight! [06:25.41]Thank you. [06:32.80]Then Jean-Claude took me to Crossroads... [06:36.30]...and we hung out with Drew Barrymore. [06:39.47]Oh, man. She's so smoking! [06:41.21]She's got the greatest set of... [06:46.76]No guys around, huh? [06:50.28]Anybody need anything? - Oh, I'll have an espresso. [06:54.19]Oh, I'll get it. [06:56.04]If I ask you to, you'll end up drinking it yourself. [07:01.95]That is so unfair. - I know. [07:04.37]Like you'd drink her coffee after what you did to her with Van Damme? [07:10.08]I have to cancel racquetball tonight. [07:16.21]You're blowing me off for a monkey? [07:18.16]We can reschedule for Saturday. [07:20.45]Yeah, unless you hook up with a bunch of pigeons. [07:24.47]Hey. [07:25.58]Stick a fork in me... [07:27.34]...I am done! [07:30.75]PHOEBE: Uh... [07:31.04]Stick a fork what? [07:32.37]Like when you're cooking a steak. [07:33.71]Oh, I don't eat meat. [07:37.62]How do you know vegetables are done? [07:39.33]Well, you don't. You eat them and you can tell. [07:42.63]Okay, then eat me, I'm done! [07:44.74]Mm. [07:48.59]I've met the perfect woman. - What? [07:50.58]We're sitting on her couch, fooling around... [07:52.97]...and then she turns to me and says: [07:55.82]"Did you ever want to do it in an elevator?"〝 [07:59.47]What did you say? [08:00.21]I believe my exact words were: [08:05.15]How do you know if you wanna do that? [08:08.06]Oh, you just know. [08:16.95]Oh, we gotta go. Got a reservation in 30 minutes. [08:19.88]No, no, no. [08:22.12]WhatI had planned shouldn't take more than two, three minutes, tops. [08:27.09]Two hundred seconds of passion! We gotta go. [08:31.24]But, um... [08:32.57]...here's an idea. [08:36.75]Have you ever worn women's underwear? [08:40.33]Well, yes, actually... [08:42.36]...but, uh, they were my Aunt Edna's. [08:46.91]And there were three of us in there. [08:50.21]I was thinking it would be, um, kind of ***y... [08:53.28]...if you wore mine tonight at dinner. [09:00.76]You want me to wear your panties? [09:04.22]Could you? [09:05.69]If I was wearing your underwear... [09:08.15]...then, uh, what would you be wearing? [09:17.31]You're swell! [09:21.89]I made Marcel's favorite dish, banana cake... [09:24.43]Ooh. ...with mealworm. [09:25.71]Ah. [09:30.96]Candle. Ha, ha. - Ha, ha. [09:33.66]What do you think is gonna happen here tonight? [09:41.29]Hello. [09:42.92]Oh, hi, are you on your way over...? [09:46.91]Oh. [09:50.02]No, I understand. A monkey's gotta work. [09:54.44]It's no big deal. [09:55.78]It's not like I, uh, had anything special planned, you know. [10:02.34]Yeah, okay. Okay. Okay, bye. [10:11.30]Okay. Rachel, why don't you start talking first? [10:14.97]All right. I feel that this is totally unjustified. [10:18.38]She gave me the green light, I did nothing... [10:23.63]Do you think I can't see you in the TV set? [10:30.53]Monica, if there's something you'd like to share... [10:32.95]You had no right to date him! [10:35.02]That's the most ridiculous... - You sold me out! [10:38.00]I did not! - You absolutely... [10:39.28]Would you let me talk! [10:45.47]Did you just flick me? [10:48.71]Well, you wouldn't let me finish and I was... [10:50.99]Ow, that hurt! - Ow. [10:55.13]Quit flicking! [10:56.64]Ow! Stop flicking! [10:58.40]You flicked me first! [10:59.37]Ow! [11:00.26]BOTH: Ow! [11:05.57]PHOEBE: Okay, no, no. [11:06.38]Let's not do this! [11:07.84]Come on. Happy thoughts. RACHEL: No! No! [11:10.70]Happy thoughts! Happy thoughts! [11:13.14]No! Ow! No! [11:16.10]PHOEBE: Oh! Oh! RACHEL: Oh, God! [11:18.26]Oh! Ow! [11:21.73]Now I'm gonna kick some ass! [11:24.02]- Ow. - Ow.- [11:25.82]BOTH: Ow, ow, ow. [11:32.91]All right. Now, I will let go if you both stop. [11:37.20]Oh! You want me to stop seeing him? - Uh-huh. [11:40.88]You want me to just tell him you're seeing him instead? [11:45.12]Is that what you want? - Okay. [11:48.91]Oh, that's what you want? [11:50.90]Yes. [11:53.58]Fine! - Fine! [11:55.79]There we go. [11:57.59]- Ow. - Oh.- [11:58.88]Ha. If we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my *******. [12:11.04]Thanks for letting me tag along. [12:13.34]Forget about it. [12:17.29]- How you doing there, squirmy? - I'm hanging in. [12:20.28]And a little out. [12:24.34]So assistant to the director? [12:27.80]That's an exciting job. You must have a ton of responsibilities... [12:31.44]I don't do the casting. [12:33.50]So, what are you guys gonna eat? [12:37.25]How come all I can think about is putting that ice in my mouth... [12:40.91]...and licking you all over? [12:46.42]Because I went to an all-boys high school, and God is making up for it? [12:54.81]I want you right here... [12:56.88]...right now. [12:58.99]Right now, right here? [13:01.21]Don't you think we're in kind of a public place? [13:06.67]They do have the shrimp. [13:10.63]- Oh. - Meet me in the bathroom. [13:19.17]I'm going to the bathroom now. [13:34.30]All right, mister. [13:36.23]Let's see those panties. [13:39.40]Alrighty. [13:42.43]SUSIE: Ooh. Ooh. [13:46.47]But you know what would be even ***ier? [13:48.92]CHANDLER: What? [13:50.39]SUSIE: If you didn't have your shirt tucked into them. [13:53.75]CHANDLER: Oh. [13:56.70]SUSIE: All right. Now, I would like to see you wearing nothing but them. [14:00.82]Take your clothes off. [14:03.12]CHANDLER: But, uh, I hope you realize this means... [14:09.43]...we'll miss hearing about the specials. [14:10.53]SUSIE: Come on, hurry! [14:13.43]CHANDLER: Do you want this done quick or done right? [14:17.67]SUSIE: All right, turn around. I wanna see you from behind. [14:19.05]Oh, oh. Somebody's been doing his Buns of Steel video. [14:22.21]CHANDLER: So you want me to, uh, clench anything or? [14:28.19]Susie? [14:30.28]Susie? [14:31.73]This, ha, ha, is for the fourth grade. [14:36.73]Huh? What do you mean? - What do I mean? [14:39.37]What do I mean? [14:41.87]I mean underpants, mister! That's what I mean! [14:44.73]What? What do you mean? [14:46.39]My skirt... [14:47.85]...you lifted. Kids laughing! [14:50.68]I was Susie Underpants till I was 18! [14:55.68]That was in fourth grade! How could you still be upset? [14:59.16]Well, um... [15:00.26]Call me in 20 years and tell me if you're still upset about this. [15:09.35]I hope you realize you're not getting these underpants back! [15:23.21]I can't believe this. Ha, ha. [15:24.65]Just two weeks ago, I was watching Sudden Death... [15:27.31]...and now I'm on a date with Jean-Claude Van Damme. [15:32.18]Can you beat up that guy? [15:36.69]Can you beat up that guy? - Sure. [15:38.34]Oh, this is so wild. [15:41.17]I gotta admit, I was surprised that you agreed to go on a blind date. [15:45.77]Normally, I would not do it. [15:50.31]Yeah? [15:51.75]What made you make the exception for me? [15:53.02]Rachel told me, uh... [15:54.27]...you were dying to have a threesome with me and, uh, Drew Barrymore. [15:57.82]By the way, Drew has some ground rules and... [16:02.75]Say you're sorry! - No! [16:04.05]MONICA: Say it! [16:06.35]No! I'm not gonna! [16:09.70]Say it! Say it! Great! - Oh! [16:13.05]MONICA: Rachel. [16:14.42]Say you're sorry or your sweater gets it. [16:18.29]That is my favorite sweater! That is my third-date sweater! [16:23.92]Say you're sorry. [16:26.76]You wanna play? Okay, let's play. [16:29.81]Let's play. [16:36.74]What are you gonna do? [16:37.81]Give me back my sweater or it's handbag marinara. [16:44.12]You don't have the guts. [16:46.15]Yeah? At least I wasn't too chicken to tell some guy he was cute. [16:59.99]Oh, all right, stop! Stop the madness! [17:06.69]This is crazy! [17:08.60]Who can remember why you're fighting in the first place? [17:16.21]Yes, that's right. [17:19.88]But still... [17:22.08]Look at your purse! [17:24.61]Look at your sweater! [17:27.40]Look at yourselves! [17:32.97]I'll help you fix your sweater. [17:35.13]I'll help you... [17:36.66]...throw out your purse. [17:40.51]I'm sorry I made you stop seeing him. [17:44.21]I'm sorry I went out with him when I knew you liked him. [17:49.86]I'm sorry that I borrowed your gloves. [18:12.90]CHANDLER: Joey? [18:14.08]Ma? [18:17.73]CHANDLER: Joey! [18:19.78]What are you doing here? I thought you guys took off. [18:23.38]CHANDLER: She took off with my clothes! [18:27.83]Are you naked in there? - Well, not exactly. [18:32.23]I'm wearing panties. [18:35.30]Huh. [18:37.48]You, uh, always wear panties? [18:41.29]No, no. This is the first time. [18:44.84]Wow. Talk about your bad luck! [18:48.28]I mean, the first time you try panties and someone walks off with your clothes. [18:54.39]CHANDLER: I was not trying them out. Susie asked me to wear them. [18:58.84]Let me see! [19:00.15]No! I'm not letting you or anybody else see, ever! [19:03.54]All right, all right! [19:07.64]Whoa. [19:10.90]Someone's flossing! [19:18.45]Joey, some people don't like that. [19:22.83]Chandler's wearing panties. [19:25.48]What? [19:27.56]Let me see! CHANDLER: You don't have to see! [19:31.80]Hi, tushy! [19:36.11]One of you give me your underpants. - Oh, no. [19:39.18]I'm not wearing any. [19:42.35]How can you not be wearing any? [19:44.37]Oh. I'm getting heat from the guy in the hot-pink thong. [19:49.34]Look, Ross. I'll give you $50 for your underpants. [19:53.18]ALL: Hey. [20:20.88]Can I have the milk? - I'm almost done with it. [20:23.71]Keep your panties on. [20:29.91]Hey. Hey. [20:31.46]And I'm in the movie! - Hey. [20:33.21]What happened? - A virus victim called in sick... [20:35.80]...so Cathy recommended me and boom! I'm dying on a gurney! [20:39.85]- Hey! - Oh. [20:41.65]Oh, Marcel just finished his last scene, if you wanna go say goodbye. [20:47.05]Uh, that's okay. He's probably got parties to go to and stuff. [20:52.34]You know, he's moved on. That's the way it goes, right? [20:58.90]Oh, my God! [21:00.66]What? [21:48.90]I think I want to write a song about all this. [21:50.70]RACHEL: Oh, yeah? PHOEBE: Yeah. [21:52.76]Ooh, except one of the strings on my guitar is broken. [21:56.60]Chandler, can I borrow your G-string? [22:00.04]How long you been waiting to say that? - About 20 minutes! [22:08.83]Can't you see what's going on here? This man is dying! [22:13.27]DIRECTOR: Cut! [22:15.52]Can't you see what's going on here? This man is dying! [22:20.39]DIRECTOR: Cut! [22:22.95]Can't you see what's going on here? This man is dying! [22:28.25]Mommy! - Ah. [22:31.79]Can't you see what's going on? This man is dead!