Friends S02E06-英语听力

[00:03.80]Who the winny-binny boy? [00:05.44]Oh, you the winny-winny-binny-binny boy! [00:09.68]Yes. [00:11.97]Don't cry. [00:14.14]Don't cry, huh? [00:17.99]Why is he still crying? [00:20.56]Let me hold him for a sec. [00:22.95]Here we go. Huh? [00:25.00]Huh. There we are. [00:27.94]Maybe it's me. [00:29.69]Don't be silly. Ben loves you. He's just being Mr. Cranky Pants. [00:33.56]You know, I once dated a Miss Cranky Pants. [00:37.63]Lovely girl. Kind of moody. [00:40.98]There we go, all better. [00:43.57]There's my little boy. Eh. [00:51.96]Can I, uh, see something? [01:07.93] [01:10.80]- My nephew hates me! - Come on, don't do this.- [01:13.19]What if my own baby hates me, huh? What do I do then? [01:16.10]Monica, stop! This is nuts. [01:18.49]Do you know how long it'll be before you have to deal with this? [01:22.77]You don't even have a boyfriend yet. [01:27.69]Joey, she does not look fat. [02:17.31]Here you go. [02:18.49]Oh, hey, Mon. [02:20.07] [02:28.45]That is so funny! Let me see that a sec. Ha-ha-ha. [02:31.02]Whoa. [02:38.77]You okay? [02:39.62]I don't know. [02:43.25]What's in this pie? [02:44.86]I don't know. Um, butter and eggs and flour and lime and kiwi... [02:48.99]Kiwi? Kiwi?! [02:51.74]You said it was a key lime pie. [02:53.74]No, I didn't. I said kiwi lime. That's what makes it so special. [02:56.04]That's what's gonna kill me. [03:01.51]Ahem. I'm allergic to kiwi. [03:03.23]No, you're not. You're allergic to lobster and peanuts and... [03:08.36] [03:13.48]All right. Is your tongue swelling up? [03:15.90]Either that or my mouth is getting smaller! [03:19.00]- Get your coat. We'll to the hospital. - Uh. [03:21.31] [03:24.54]Uh, you know, actually, it's getting better. It is. [03:27.35]Let's not go. Anyone up for Scrabble? [03:30.80]Jacket, now! [03:33.31]What about Ben? We can't bring a baby to the hospital. [03:36.95]We'll watch him. [03:38.54]Uh. Ha, I don't think so. [03:41.85]What? I have seven Catholic sisters. I've taken care of hundreds of kids. [03:46.46]Come on, we want to do it. Don't we? [03:48.92]I was gonna play basketball... [03:51.03]...but I guess that's out the window. [03:54.56]If you take him out for a walk, remember to bring his hat. [03:57.45]There's milk in the refrigerator and diapers in the bag. [04:00.20] [04:10.19] [04:11.65]Consider it done! [04:14.61]You understood? [04:15.77]My uncle Sal has a really big tongue. [04:20.26]Is he the one with the beautiful wife? [04:28.43]Hey, Rach. [04:29.75]You want to hear the song I'm singing this afternoon? [04:32.25]- I wrote it this morning in the shower. - Okay.- [04:36.86]I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song [04:41.70]Stop me if you've heard it [04:47.23]My skin is soapy and my hair is wet [04:51.96]And Tegrin spelled backward is nirget [05:00.32]Uh, Rachel, sweetheart, could I see you for a minute? [05:06.21]What's up? - Uh... [05:10.14]I've decided to pay a professional musician to play here on Sundays. [05:16.06]Her name is Stephanie something. Uh, she's supposed to be very good. [05:20.48]But what about Phoebe? [05:22.05]Rachel, uh, it's not that your friend is bad. [05:25.79]It's that she's so bad... [05:30.07]...she makes me want to put my finger through my eye into my brain... [05:35.51]...and swirl it around. [05:39.12]Okay, so you're not a fan. [05:42.38]But, I mean, come on. You cannot do this to her. [05:45.03]Uh. [05:47.60] [05:49.62]- I have to do this to her? - Mm-hm. [05:51.74]Lather, rinse, repeat And lather, rinse, repeat [05:58.53]As needed [06:07.83]We didn't bring enough stuff. [06:10.33]Did you forget to pack the baby's anvil? [06:12.77]I'm telling you, it'll be worth it. [06:14.88]It's a known fact that women love babies, all right? [06:17.97]Women love guys who love babies. It's the sensitive thing. [06:22.36]Aim him at that pack of babes. Maybe one of them will break away. [06:26.97]Wait, forget them. We got one. Hard left. [06:30.24] [06:32.81]Come on, seriously. [06:33.86]Oh, seriously, you want him? [06:36.31]Hello. BOTH: Hello. [06:40.49]Who is this little cutie-pie? [06:42.33]Well, don't think me immodest, but... [06:45.09] [06:48.23]Want to smell him? [06:49.60]I assume we're talking about the baby? [06:53.06]Oh, yeah. Ha, ha. [06:54.44]He's got that great baby smell. Get a whiff of his head. [07:01.23]My uterus just skipped a beat. [07:04.89]What'd I tell you? [07:05.98]It's great you're doing this. [07:07.63]Well, we are great guys. [07:10.12]My brother and his boyfriend have been trying to adopt. [07:13.11]What agency did you two go through? [07:20.33]But this is my gig. [07:21.88]This is where I play. [07:23.74]My name is written out there in chalk. [07:26.07]You know, you can't just erase chalk. [07:32.46]Honey, I'm sorry. [07:33.91]And he's going to be paying this woman? [07:36.42]Why doesn't he just give her a throne and a crown? [07:38.81]And, like, you know, a gold stick with a ball on top? [07:45.13]Terry is a jerk! That's why we always say, "Terry's a jerk!" [07:49.48]That's where that came from. [07:52.81]Yeah, okay. [07:54.35]You probably did everything you could. [07:58.61]You know what? Let me just see what else I can do. [08:03.35]All right, look, look. [08:04.85]Just let her go on after Stephanie whatever her name is. [08:08.04]You won't be here. You don't pay her. [08:09.39]I don't know. [08:12.84]I'll clean the cappuccino machine! [08:14.48]You don't clean the cappuccino machine? [08:18.16]Of course I clean it. [08:21.49]I mean, I will clean it. [08:24.26]I will clean it. [08:26.27] [08:33.91]Oh. [08:34.77] [08:36.28]Who's working for you, babe? [08:39.42] [08:41.37]How much am I gonna get? [08:42.53] [08:44.37]He's paying the people who were playing. [08:47.40]Oh, no, no, no. [08:48.67]I meant, he's paying that other woman because she's a professional. [08:53.46]I'm not gonna be the only one who's not getting paid. [08:56.91] [08:57.83]Uh-uh, I'm sorry, no! [08:59.42]No, I'm not some sloppy second, you know, charity band. [09:03.94]There are thousands of places in this city... [09:07.80]...where people would pay to hear me play. [09:10.93]PHOEBE: When I play, I play for me [09:12.36]I don't need your charity [09:14.62] [09:25.49]I'm not getting a shot. Maybe they can take the needle... [09:28.88]...and squirt it into my mouth. Like a squirt gun. [09:32.48]Hello there. I'm Dr. Carlin. [09:34.65]I see someone's having a little allergic reaction. [09:38.19]Doctor, can I see you for just a moment? [09:43.03]My brother has a slight phobia about needles. [09:47.15]Did you tell him about my squirt gun idea? [09:52.08]My brother, the Ph.D., would like to know... [09:54.60]...if there's any way to treat this orally? [09:59.11]No. [09:59.55]Under these circumstances, it has to be an injection, and it has to be now. [10:02.81]So? [10:04.28]Oh. [10:07.55]Go and have a seat. Um, the doctor says it's got to be a needle. [10:11.98]You're just going to have to be brave. Can you do that for me? [10:13.45] [10:18.49]Oh, boy! You are doing so good. [10:23.13] [10:26.31]Ross, don't squeeze it so hard. [10:28.20]Honey, really. Don't squeeze it so hard! [10:30.55]Let go of my hand! [10:36.24]Good plan. Next time we want to pick up women... [10:39.05]...we should go to the park and make out. [10:40.61]Taxi! Taxi! [10:46.27]Look at that talent. [10:51.23]Just practicing. You're good. [10:53.81]Carry on. [10:55.08]Wait, wait, wait! [10:57.02]Hey, you. He's just adorable. [11:00.66]Can you tell him that? Because he thinks he looks too pink. [11:05.96]- What are you guys out doing today? - We're not out.- [11:08.27]No, no. No. [11:11.35]We're two *********ual guys hanging with the son... [11:14.31]...of our other *********ual friend, doing the usual straight-guy stuff. [11:19.66] [11:23.46]Oh, there's our stop. [11:24.88]Get out of here! This is our stop. [11:26.96]- You guys live around here too? - Yeah, sure.- [11:29.16]We live in the building by the, uh, sidewalk. [11:32.89]You know it? [11:37.01]Ha, ha. Since we're neighbors, what do you say we, uh, get together for a drink? [11:45.74]So, uh, you want to go to Markel's? [11:50.06]Oh, sure, they love us over there. [11:51.61]Where's your baby? [11:58.08] [12:01.53] [12:06.07]That's good. Maybe he'll hear you and pull the cord! [12:09.38] [12:11.62] [12:19.69]Are you sure he didn't break it? It hurts. [12:22.45]No, it's just a good bone bruise. [12:25.07]And right here is the puncture wound from your ring. [12:29.88]- I'm really sorry. - It's okay.- [12:35.03]Sorry. [12:35.80]Hmm, sorry! I got my S's back! Ha, ha. [12:40.12]Which we can celebrate later. [12:43.12] [12:46.94]He was a double, double [12:48.45]Double-jointed boy [12:51.34]Hey. [12:53.47]So, um, are you the professional guitar player? [12:57.55]Yeah, I'm Stephanie. [12:59.50]Oh, right. My name was on there, but now it just says carrot cake. [13:04.98]Okay. [13:05.96]So, um, how many chords do you know? [13:09.49] [13:12.47] [13:14.85] [13:19.11]Do you know how to go from D to A-minor? [13:22.37] [13:25.71]Um, so does your guitar have a strap? [13:28.82] [13:36.05]Stephanie knows all the chords [13:42.44]Come on! Pick up, pick up! [13:43.08]Hello. Ahem. [13:44.49]Transit Authority? Yes, hello. [13:46.60]I'm doing research for a book. [13:48.52]I was wondering what somebody might do if they left a baby on a city bus. [13:53.22]Yes, I realize that would be a stupid character. [13:57.75]Here's the deal: We lost a car seat on a bus. [14:01.22]It's white plastic and it fits onto a stroller. [14:03.18]Oh, and there was a baby in it. [14:07.03]He wants to talk to you. [14:10.60]Everybody, let's give a warm Central Perk welcome to... [14:14.11]Terry's a jerk and he won't let me work [14:16.61]And I hate Central Perk [14:22.55]Uh, to Stephanie Schiffer! [14:25.57] [14:30.89]I'd like to start with a song I wrote for the first man I ever loved. [14:37.12]Zachary... [14:40.33]Are all invited to bite me [14:52.42]We're the guys that called about the baby! Is he here?! [14:55.18]- He's here. - Aah! [15:01.06]I assume one of you is the father. [15:02.66] [15:06.87]Actually, uh, ahem, we're both the father. [15:19.80] [15:28.84]Please tell me you know which one is our baby. [15:33.02]That one has ducks on his T-shirt and this one has clowns. [15:36.04]And Ben was definitely wearing ducks. [15:38.29]Or clowns. [15:40.97]Oh, wait. [15:42.52]That one's Ben! Remember he had that cute little mole by his mouth! [15:45.84] [15:46.94]Hey, Ben! Remember us? [15:50.16]Okay, the mole came off. [15:53.02]- What are we gonna do? - Uh. [15:56.42]We'll flip for it. Ducks or clowns. [15:58.81]- Flip for the baby? - You got a better idea?- [16:01.31]All right, call it in the air. [16:04.29]Heads. [16:06.13] [16:09.87]We have to assign heads to something! [16:13.72]Right! Okay. [16:15.23] [16:17.91]Ducks is heads because ducks have heads. [16:27.10]What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday? [16:36.28]Just call me angel Of the morning, ange [16:41.14]Just touch my cheek Before you leave me, baby [16:45.49]Just call me angel Of the morning, angel [16:50.51]Then slowly turn away [16:56.09]I won't beg you to stay [17:00.25]With me [17:09.54] [17:12.21]Here. I thought you might be cold. [17:15.12]Thank you. [17:17.73]Oh. [17:25.14]Oh, look at you! You did pretty well. [17:26.64]$8.27. [17:29.61]But not really, because I put in the first two. [17:34.35]Just to get the ball rolling and to make myself feel better. [17:38.09]Do you? [17:39.48]No. [17:41.27]You know, this whole playing for money thing is so not good for me. [17:46.26]I don't know, when I sang "Su-su-suicide"... [17:50.48]...I got, like, $1.75. [17:54.85] [17:58.08]I got 25 cents and a condom. [18:02.44]So, you know, now I just feel really bad for "Smelly Cat." [18:07.45]Well, you know. [18:08.92]Honey, I don't think everybody gets "Smelly Cat." [18:14.19]I mean, if all you've ever actually had are healthy pets, then whoosh! [18:20.09]But it's not even that, you know? [18:22.65]I used to do my songs because it made me happy. [18:25.57]Now it's just all about the money, you know? [18:32.20]Well, people missed you in there. [18:34.62]In fact, there was actually a request for "Smelly Cat." [18:38.26] [18:40.20]Well, me. [18:43.14]And I know it's not your big money song, but it's my favorite. [18:50.18]Hi. [18:52.22]Uh. Did I accidentally drop a condom in your case? [18:53.90]It's kind of an emergency. [19:00.41]PHOEBE: Yeah. [19:02.01] [19:04.27]Hey, Christine! I got it! [19:12.26]I want to thank you for being there for me. [19:15.47]And I'm sorry I almost broke your hand. Ha, ha. [19:19.51]That's okay. I'm sorry I poisoned you. [19:21.16]Mm. [19:23.39]Remember the time I jammed that pencil into your hand? [19:26.25]Remember it? What do you think this is, a freckle? [19:30.40]Oh. [19:31.65]What about the time I hit you in the face with Sylvian's pumpkin? [19:35.60]Remember when I stuck that broom in your spokes... [19:39.89]...and you hit your head on the curb? [19:40.93]No. [19:42.20]But I remember people telling me about it. [19:43.91]Oh. [19:46.24]I hope Ben has a little sister. [19:51.70]Yeah. [19:52.47]And I hope she can kick his ass. [19:54.17]I'm gonna get a new Band-Aid. [19:56.52]How about the time I cut the legs off your Malibu Ken? [20:00.03]That was you? [20:02.73]Uh. [20:04.26]They were infected. He wouldn't have made it. [20:09.00]Aw. [20:11.04]My little nephew. [20:12.72]Come here, little one! [20:15.30]Oh. There's my little baby, Ben! [20:18.27]Hey, my little boy. Oh. [20:23.02]Hey, he's not crying! [20:29.48]Hey, he's not crying! [20:34.52] [20:38.23]There's still pie! Ha-ha-ha. [20:40.80]I'm here. I'm here. [20:42.87]Uh. How's my little boy, huh? [20:45.94]You want Daddy to change your diaper? I know, I know. [20:50.39]Did you have fun with, uh, Uncle Joey and Uncle Chandler today? [20:54.52]Oh, yeah. [20:55.67]- He rode the bus today. ROSS: Ooh. [20:59.34] [21:01.82]Big boy riding the bus... [21:05.37]Hey, I have a question. [21:09.98]How come it says, "Property of Human Services"? [21:12.22] [21:18.61]You are gonna love this. [21:21.12]Can you hold Ben for a sec? [21:23.39] [21:25.12]Stay back! I've got kiwi! Run, Joey, run! [21:33.53]Smelly cat, smelly cat [21:36.73]What are they feeding you? [21:40.67]No, no. I'm sorry, it's, ahem: [21:41.89]Smelly cat, smelly cat [21:48.56]Smelly cat, smelly cat [21:52.81] [21:54.75]Much better. Good. [21:56.22]Don't feel bad, because it's a hard song. [21:58.06]Yeah. [22:00.31] [22:03.20] [22:06.16]That's the beauty of "Smelly Cat." [22:09.69]Um. Ahem. Why don't you just follow me? [22:11.74]- Okay. PHOEBE: Mm-hm. [22:14.08]BOTH: Smelly cat, smelly cat [22:18.05]What are they feeding you? [22:21.52]Smelly cat, smelly cat [22:25.22]It's not your fault [22:29.42]That's too much. Sorry.