老爸老妈浪漫史:s01e22-2-英语听力

[00:02.36]Baryney :Nice try, buddy. [00:03.60]Lily : Good hustle out there. [00:06.27]Marshall :Look at the bright side. At least you got some closure. She's made her choice and you can finally move on. [00:12.59]Ted :Screw that. This ain't over. [00:15.51]Marshall :You sat here, in this very booth,and you said... [00:18.05]Ted :I don't care what I said.This is gonna happen.She can't say it's not meant to be.It is meant to be.And you know why?Cause I mean it to be. [00:30.25]Lily : Unpause? [00:30.93]Marshall : Unpause. [00:31.66]Older Ted :Let's pause. See, Marshall and Lily had a rule that at any point during a fight, they could pause and take a break. Their fights often lasted for days. [00:40.45]Marshall : A painting fellowship? [00:41.49]Lily : I was never gonna take it. [00:42.51]Marshall : In California? [00:43.50]Lily : I was never gonna take it. [00:45.22]Barney :Ted, she is going on that camping trip.Dude, barring some act of God,Robin's gonna be with Sandy this weekend. [00:55.63]Ted :Fine.If an act of God is what it takes, then an act of God it is. [01:00.82]Barney :What are you talking about? [01:04.44]Ted :I'm gonna make it rain.I can't let Robin go camping with this guy.So how do I keep that from happening?Simple. I make it rain. [01:15.59]Barney :Ted, do you want me to slap you again? Cause I kind of enjoyed it the first time. [01:19.66]Ted :I might be crazy right now.No, you know what?I am definitely crazy right now.But I have a plan.That girl you used to go out with, Penelope.Wasn't she getting her PhD in Native American culture? [01:28.17]Barney : Yeah. [01:28.78]Ted : Are you still in touch with her? [01:29.93]Barney :Sure. I mean, even though we stopped having ***, we still get together like once a month to chat and catch up, and of course I'm not in touch with her! [01:36.11]Ted :Well, you're gonna need to get in touch with her.She's gonna teach me how to do a rain dance. [01:41.92]Barney : Did you just say a rain dance? [01:43.78]Ted : Yes. [01:45.33]Barney : A rain dance? [01:46.21]Ted : Yes. [01:47.54]Barney : A dance to make it rain. [01:49.77]Ted : Yes. [01:51.67]