Act II: Eternal Youth is Worth A Little Suffering-Andrew Lloyd Webber

[00:02.205] ASTROLOGER
【占星师】 [00:02.809] I don't think you should shoot before July 15th
我认为你不应该在7月15号前开拍 [00:06.489] Right now is a perilous time for Pisces
现在对双鱼座来说不是个好时候 [00:09.786] If you want 'til Venus is in Capricorn
如果你等到金星运行到摩羯座 [00:13.083] You'll avoid a catalogue of crises
你就可以避开各种危机 [00:16.823] MASSEUR 1
【按摩师1】 [00:16.984] I need three more weeks to get these thighs in shape
我还要三个星期帮你的大腿塑性 [00:19.921] No more carbohydrates, don't be naughty
绝对不能吃碳水化合物，一定不能偷吃 [00:23.648] MASSEUR 2
【按摩师2】 [00:23.788] We'll soon have you skipping like an ingenue
我们很快就能让你的皮肤像少女般光滑 [00:26.725] You won't look a day over forty
你看起来绝不会超过40岁 [00:30.161] BEAUTICIAN 1
【美容师1】 [00:30.382] We have dry heat, we have steam
我们有干蒸，还没有湿蒸 [00:33.145] BEAUTICIAN 2
【美容师2】 [00:33.307] We have moisturizing cream
我们有保湿霜 [00:35.049] BEAUTICIAN 3
【美容师3】 [00:35.223] We had mud-packs, we have blood sacks
我们有泥浆，我们有血袋 [00:37.509] BEAUTICIAN 2
【美容师2】 [00:37.742] It's a rigorous regime
这是个严格的保养计划 [00:39.681] ALL
【所有人】 [00:39.948] Not a wrinkle when you twinkle
你眨眼时不会再有皱纹 [00:42.211] Or a wobble when you walk
你走路时不会再有晃动 [00:44.068] BEAUTICIAN 3
【美容师3】 [00:44.220] Of course, there's bound to be a little suffering
当然了，你肯定得吃点苦 [00:48.225] ALL
【所有人】 [00:48.365] Eternal youth is worth a little suffering
永葆青春总要吃苦 [00:51.789] ANALYST
【心理医师】 [00:51.940] Listen to your super ego not your id
听从你的超我，而不是你的年龄 [00:55.226] Age is just another damn neurosis
衰老只是一种可怕的精神衰弱 [00:58.360] I'll have you regressing back to infancy
我可以让你倒流回婴儿时期 [01:01.959] And back into the womb under hypnosis
用催眠术可以让你回到母亲的子宫 [01:04.943] DOCTOR
【医生】 [01:05.303] I inject the tissue of the fetal lamb
我给你注射了羊胎素 [01:08.646] The forumla's the one Somerset Maugham owns
这可是萨默塞特·毛姆的秘方 [01:12.303] Just modest course of thirty-sevent shots
只需要注射37剂 [01:15.380] And you will be a heaving mass of hormones
你就能重新分泌大量荷尔蒙 [01:19.408] ALL
【所有人】 [01:19.582] No more crow's feet, no more flab
不再像乌鸦似的走路，不再有雀斑 [01:22.078] No more love handles to grab
不再有“游泳圈”在腰间 [01:24.005] You'll be so thin they'll all think you're
你会变得很瘦，所有人都看的到 [01:27.001] Walking sideways like a crab
横着走过人行道 [01:28.927] Nothing sagging, nothing bagging
没有下垂，没有眼袋 [01:30.960] Nothing dragging on the floor
走路不再拖拖拉拉 [01:33.618] Of course, there's bound to be a little suffering
当然了，你肯定得吃点苦 [01:37.044] Eternal youth is worth a little suffering
永葆青春总要吃苦 [01:40.525] Of course, there's bound to be a little suffering
当然了，你肯定得吃点苦 [01:43.985] Eternal youth is worth a little suffering
永葆青春总要吃苦