Friends S01E19-英语听力

[00:02.85]Okay,I checked. [00:04.18]We have Earl Grey,English Breakfast, Cinnamon Stick... [00:08.15]...Chamomile,Mint Medley, Blackberry and [00:12.09]Wait,there's one more. Lemon Soother! [00:16.66]You're not the guy that asked for tea,are you? [00:22.10]The One Where The Monkey Gets Away [01:12.02]Mail call! Rachel Greene,bunk seven. [01:14.79]Thank you. [01:17.62]Oh,cool! A free sample of coffee. [01:21.09]Oh,good. Because where else would we get any? [01:25.76]Oh,right. [01:29.10]-Oh,great. -What is it? - [01:31.74]Country club newsletter. [01:33.81]My mother sends me the engagement notices for inspiration. [01:39.54]Oh,my God! It's Barry and Mindy! [01:43.58]Barry,who you almost [01:45.62]And Mindy,your maid of [01:47.45]Let me see. That's Mindy? [01:50.22]She is pretty! [01:53.83]Lucky... [01:56.56]...to have had a friend like you. [02:09.11]Marcel,bring me the rice. Come on. [02:12.21]Good boy. Give me the rice. [02:14.21]Thank you. Good boy. [02:16.21]He's mastered the difference between "bring me the" and "pee in the." [02:23.92]"Bring me the" and Rach? [02:28.93]Oh,I'm sorry. [02:31.46]This is so stupid! [02:33.40]I mean,I gave Barry up,right? [02:35.73]I should be happy for them. [02:38.00]I am. I'm happy for them. [02:40.34]-Really? -No. [02:43.41]I guess it would be different if I were with somebody. [02:47.15]Whoa,what.... … [02:49.78]What happened to "Forget relationships! I'm done with men!" [02:54.19]The whole ***** embargo? [03:01.49]I don't know. [03:02.83]It's not about no guys. It's about the right guy. [03:07.30]With Barry it was safe and easy, but there was no heat. [03:11.70]With Paolo,all there was,was heat. [03:15.27]-lt was this raw,animal,***ual -Right. I got it. - [03:20.78]I was there. [03:25.35]Someone who's your best friend but also can make your toes curl. [03:30.32]Yes. [03:32.62]Yes,I do. I really do. [03:35.73]In fact,it's funny. [03:37.90]Often,someone you wouldn't think could... [03:41.50]...curl your toes... [03:43.54]... might just be the one who... [03:47.37]...gets interrupted. [03:49.01]How was the movie? [03:50.81]-Wonderful! -So good! - [03:52.71]-Suck fest. -Total chick flick. - [03:57.75]I'm sorry it wasn't one of those movies with guns and bombs... [04:02.59]...and buses going really fast! [04:07.16]I don't need violence in a movie... [04:10.03]...as long as there's a little nudity. [04:13.00]-There was nudity. -I meant female nudity. - [04:16.67]I don't need to see Lou Grant frolicking. [04:20.24]Hugh! Hugh Grant! [04:24.24]All right,I've got to go. [04:26.44]Come on,Marcel. [04:28.08]We're gonna go take a bath. Yes,we are,aren't we? [04:32.35]They're still just friends,right? [04:38.62]And I will see you tomorrow. [04:41.03]You're gonna spend tomorrow at Aunt Rachel's. [04:44.23]Does Aunt Monica get a say in this? [04:47.73]Please,Aunt Monica,please? [04:50.37]Unclench. You're not even gonna be here. [04:59.14]-I can't believe we're discussing this. -I agree. I'm,like,in disbelief. - [05:05.62]If it was gonna happen, wouldn't it have happened already? [05:09.45]She said she wants a relationship with someone exactly like me. [05:14.16]She said that? [05:15.66]I added the exactly like me" part. “ [05:19.33]But she's looking for someone. And someone will be there tonight. [05:24.00]"Tonight" tonight? [05:25.64]It's perfect. It'll just be the two of us. [05:28.61]She spent all day taking care of my monkey. [05:34.18]I can't remember the last time a girl took care of my monkey. [05:42.29]Anyway,I figured after work, I'd pick up some wine... [05:46.49]...go over there and try to woo her. [05:51.73]Know what you should do? Know what you should do? [05:53.50]Take her back to the 1 890s when that phrase was last used. [06:01.57]If you keep this up,you'll be finished by the weekend. [06:06.14]The one in the feathered boa is Dr. Francis. [06:09.45]Now,she used to be a man. [06:12.52]Look,there's Raven. [06:14.05]We hate her. We're glad she's dying. [06:17.79]And then What? Marcel! [06:20.56]Are you playing with Monica's shoes? You're not supposed to [06:26.80]Marcel,did you poo in the shoe? [06:30.44]Oh,Marcel! Bad monkey! [06:33.67]Oh,God! [06:40.58]Sorry,Barry. [06:45.32]I'm sure you didn't register for that. [06:55.89]Who died? Who died? [06:58.36]Roll him over! Come on,roll him over! [07:02.13]Well,we know it wasn't Dexter, right,Marcel? Because [07:06.60]Marcel? [07:11.68]-How could you lose him? -I don't know! - [07:14.25]We were watching TV, he pooped in Monica's shoe.... [07:17.88]Wait. He pooped in my shoe? Which one? [07:21.02]I don't know. The left one! [07:24.12]Which ones? [07:25.39]Those little clunky Amish things you think go with everything. [07:33.43]Why is the air in here so negative? [07:37.54]Rachel lost Marcel. [07:39.54]Oh,no! How? [07:40.71]-He pooped in my shoe. -Which one? - [07:43.01]The cute black ones I always wear. [07:45.58]No,which one? [07:47.85]The right or left? [07:50.68]Because the left one is lucky. [07:53.08]Come on! What am I gonna do? [07:55.02]All right. You're a monkey. You're loose in the city. [07:58.89]Where do you go? [08:01.19]It's his first time out, so he'll do touristy things. [08:08.10]I'll go to Cats. You go to the Russian Tea Room. [08:12.47]Oh,my God! Come on,you guys! [08:15.37]He'll be home any minute. He's gonna kill me! [08:18.08]Search the building. Take the first floor. We'll take the rest. [08:22.55]What am I gonna do? [08:24.15]You stay here and wait by the phone. [08:26.82]Spray Lysol in my shoe and wait for Ross to kill you. [08:30.62]Does anybody want to trade? [08:40.30]What do you want? [08:41.93]Mr. Heckles,have you seen a monkey? [08:45.50]I left a Belgian waffle out here. Did you take it? [08:49.51]-Why'd you leave it in the hall? -I wasn't ready for it. - [08:57.15]I saw Regis Philbin once. [09:02.92]You owe me a waffle. [09:06.42]He's a black capuchin monkey with a white face... [09:10.19]...with Russian dressing and pickles on the side. [09:15.47]Thanks. [09:18.37]How did it go today? [09:23.11]Is that wine? [09:25.18]You want some? [09:26.91]Oh,I would love some. [09:28.88]But let's not drink it here. [09:31.45]I'm feeling crazy. You wanna go to Newark? [09:39.09]Okay,but before we head off to the murder capital of the Northeast... [09:44.83]... I kind of wanted to run something by you. … [09:48.23]You know how we were talking before... [09:51.00]...about relationships,and stuff. … [09:54.04]-Oh,God,Ross,I cannot do this! -Okay,quick and painful. - [10:07.02]Oh,God! [10:08.52]Okay,all right. All right,okay. [10:11.76]Please don't hate me. [10:14.00]What? [10:17.90]You know Marcel? [10:23.23]I kind of lost him. [10:41.09]I can't believe this. [10:44.59]All I asked you to do was keep him in here! [10:47.89]I know. I'm sorry. [10:49.26]It's partially my fault. [10:51.33]I shouldn't have had you start with a monkey. [10:54.30]You should have started with a pencil. [10:57.60]I'm doing everything I can. Everyone's looking for him and I got [11:04.78]-Who is it? -Animal Control. - [11:06.81]-I've even got Animal Control. -You called Animal Control? - [11:13.68]Why? Do you not like them? [11:26.26]I'm not allowed to have him. If they find him,they'll take him away. [11:31.57]Well,now,see, you never ever told us that. [11:35.67]Because I never expected you to invite them to the apartment! [11:45.12]Thanks for coming. [11:46.72]Somebody called about a monkey? [11:49.09]You know,that was a complete misunderstanding. [11:52.79]We thought we had a monkey, but we didn't. [11:55.59]-Turned out it was a hat. -Cat! [11:59.76]We checked,no one's seen Marcel. [12:02.63]-My uncle Marcel. -ls that who the monkey's named after? - [12:07.87]Possession of an illegal exotic is punishable... [12:11.08]... by two years in prison and confiscation of the animal. [12:14.78]Oh,my God! [12:16.58]You'd put that poor little creature in jail? [12:24.52]Remember how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself first? [12:29.93]Yes,but there isn't always time. [12:35.83]I'm sure there's some friendly way to reconcile this. Have a seat. [12:40.81]We haven't met. I'm Monica Geller. [12:43.61]Oh,my God,you are! [12:46.44]And you're Rachel Greene! [12:49.78]Luisa Gianetti! Lincoln High? [12:52.65]I sat behind you guys in homeroom. [12:56.69]Luisa! Oh,my God! [13:00.12]Monica! It's Luisa! [13:04.83]I went there too! [13:06.46]Luisa! From homeroom! [13:10.57]You have no idea who I am,do you? [13:13.54]-No. -Not at all. - [13:15.44]Well,maybe that's because you spent four years ignoring me. [13:20.28]Would it have been hard to say, "Morning,Luisa"... [13:24.25]...or "Nice overalls"? [13:31.16]Oh,I'm so sorry! [13:39.26]But you. What a *****! [13:43.33]What? 什么? [13:44.80]You know what? Be that as it may... [13:47.44]...could you help us with the monkey thing,for old times'sake? [13:51.74]Go,Bobcats! [13:54.31]I could. But I won't. [13:57.45]If I find that monkey,he's mine. [14:05.86]Sorry. [14:11.16]Marcel? [14:12.86]Marcel? [14:22.47]Hi,can I help you? [14:28.48]We're having an emergency, and we were looking for something. [14:33.85]-A monkey. -Yes,have you seen any? [14:36.72]No,I haven't seen a monkey. [14:39.36]Can you fix radiators? [14:41.53]Sure! Did you try turning the knob back the other way? [14:45.23]-Of course! -Oh. Then,no. - [14:52.34]-Taste this. Is there too much rum? -Just a second. - [14:56.47]-Hope you find your monkey. -No,wait! - [15:00.51]We may not know about radiators... [15:03.25]... but we do have expertise in the heating and cooling milieu. [15:11.72]Aren't we in the middle of something? [15:14.29]But these women are very hot, and they need our help. [15:18.90]And they're very hot! [15:23.40]We can't,all right? [15:25.17]We're sorry. [15:26.77]You don't know how sorry. We promised to find this monkey. [15:30.88]He's this high and answers to the name Marcel. [15:34.21]So if we could get pictures of you, it'd help us out. [15:46.59]From now on,you don't get to talk to other people. [15:58.77]-Oh,my God! -What? [16:00.10]Something brushed up against my right leg. [16:04.07]Oh,it's okay. It was just my left leg. [16:08.71]Look,Phoebe! [16:10.45]Oh,Marcel! Come here! [16:12.75]Step aside,ladies. [16:37.14]Damn! 坏了! [16:38.41]-Are you okay? -I think so. [16:50.15]Oh,gosh! [17:02.67]We've been all over the neighborhood! He's just gone! [17:06.70]-You don't know that. -It's cold,it's dark. - [17:10.04]He doesn't know the Village! [17:12.51]And now I have a broken foot. I have no monkey and a broken foot! [17:17.68]Thank you very much! [17:19.15]I've said I'm sorry a million times. [17:22.25]What do you want me to do? [17:24.22]You want me to break my foot too? I'll break it right now. [17:28.26]Oh,my God! There,are you happy now? [17:31.93]Yeah,now that you kicked the sign... [17:35.90]... I don't miss Marcel anymore! [17:40.70]It's not like I did this on purpose. [17:43.61]No,this is just vintage Rachel. [17:52.85]...oblivious to people's monkeys or to people's feelings and [17:57.45]I don't want to hear it! Forget it,okay? [18:01.53]What? 什么? [18:06.23]Hey,banana man! [18:14.74]This is so intense! [18:16.34]One side of my butt is totally asleep and the other side has no idea. [18:29.45]Hi! Did you order some bananas? [18:31.92]-What about it? -Give me my monkey back! - [18:34.66]-I don't have a monkey. -Then what's with the bananas? - [18:38.20]Potassium. [18:44.07]Okay,where is he? [18:47.54]You're wasting your time. [18:51.51]What? 什么? [19:02.72]-What have you done to him? -That's my monkey. That's Patty. - [19:08.73]Are you insane? Come here,Marcel. [19:12.50]Come here,Patty. [19:13.86]Come here,Marcel. [19:15.87]Come here,Patty. [19:17.10]Here,monkey. [19:19.40]Here,monkey! [19:20.67]Gotcha! [19:23.01]-Give me my monkey back! -It's mine. - [19:25.88]Take this up with the judge. [19:28.08]That's not my monkey. The dress is mine. Send it back whenever. [19:32.85]All right,I want my monkey! [19:38.16]You had to be a ***** in school, instead of fat. [19:43.69]In high school,I was prom queen... [19:46.33]...and the homecoming queen and you... [19:50.13]...were also there. [19:52.87]But this isn't high school. We're all adults here! [19:57.17]Heckles! Can I have this? [20:00.68]For the most part. [20:02.48]If you take this monkey,I'll lose an important person in my life. [20:07.22]You can hate me if you want, but please do not punish him. [20:11.56]You have a chance to be the bigger person here. [20:19.93]No. [20:21.67]All right. Then I'll call your supervisor and tell her... [20:26.37]...you shot my friend with a dart! [20:36.55]It'll be nice to get this off, won't it? [20:39.48]Or we can leave it on. That's fine. [20:42.65]With the right pumps, that would be a great little outfit. [20:50.56]Listen,I'm sorry I was so hard on you before [20:55.07]No,it was my fault. I almost lost your [20:58.40]Yeah,but you got him back. You were great. [21:06.54]We still have that bottle of wine. [21:10.38]Are you in the mood for something grape? [21:14.48]-Sure,that would be good. -All right. [21:27.83]The neighbors must be vacuuming. [21:37.27]Well,as long as we're here... [21:42.41]...and not on the subject.... … [21:45.62]I was thinking about... [21:50.22]... how mad we got at each other before. … [21:57.03]And maybe it was partially because of how we [22:01.03]-Rachel? -Barry? [22:03.17]I can't do it. I can't marry Mindy. [22:07.87]I think I'm still in love with you. [22:15.48]We have got to start locking that door! [22:27.39]Show us! Come on! [22:28.89]-lt was such a long time ago. -Okay,fine. All right. - [22:33.03]This is me in The Sound of Music. See the von Trapp kids? [22:37.53]That's because I'm in front of them. [22:40.57]Big nun! [22:43.14]I thought that was an alp. [22:45.54]High school wasn't my favorite time. [22:50.35]It was four years of parties, dating and *** and [22:54.35]Well,I went to boarding school with 400 boys. [22:58.02]Any *** I had would've involved a major lifestyle choice. [23:04.16]Doesn't it seem like a million years ago? [23:11.60]My butt cheek is waking up!