Friends S01E15-英语听力

[00:02.55]Coffee. [00:04.05]-Thank you. -Cappuccino. - [00:07.59]And a nice,hot cider for Monica. [00:10.82]Thank you. [00:13.00]Rach,why does my cinnamon stick have an eraser? [00:20.83]That's why. [00:23.30]Sorry. [00:27.14]The One With The Stoned Guy [01:21.49]Chandler? [01:23.93]Miss Tedlock,you look lovely today. [01:26.50]That is a very flattering sleeve length on you. [01:32.00]Mr. Costilick would like you to stop by his office today. [01:36.88]If it's about those prank memos, I wasn't involved. [01:40.88]Nothing at all. Really. [01:45.42]And frankly,those shenanigans have no place in an office environment. [01:57.00]Hey,you guys! [01:58.66]Chandler's coming and he has incredible news. [02:01.80]So when he gets here, let's all act,like,you know [02:09.71]What's going on? [02:11.34]So it's a typical day at work... [02:14.28]...and Big Al tells me he wants to make me processing supervisor. [02:19.52]-That is great! -Congratulations! [02:21.82]So I quit. [02:24.56]Why? [02:26.09]Why? This was a temp job. [02:28.53]Chandler,you've been there for five years. [02:31.56]I know,but if I took it,I'd be admitting that this is what I do. [02:41.24]That was Joey Tribbiani with the big picture. Dan? [02:45.34]Was it more money? [02:46.91]Doesn't matter. I just don't want to be a guy who sits in his office... [02:51.68]...worrying about the WENUS. [02:56.29]The "WENUS"? "WENUS"? [02:57.92]Weekly estimated net usage system. It's a processing term. " [03:02.39]Oh,that WENUS. [03:05.86]What will you do? [03:07.27]I don't know. But I won't figure it out working there. [03:11.84]I have something you can do! [03:14.27]I have this new massage client,Steve. [03:18.18]Anyway,he's opening up a restaurant... [03:21.08]...and he's looking for a head chef. [03:26.32]-Hi,there. -Hi. [03:29.35]I know. You're a chef and I thought of you first. [03:33.16]But Chandler's the one who needs a job right now,so.... [03:38.23]I just don't have a lot of chef-ing experience. [03:41.47]Unless it's an all-toast restaurant. [03:45.54]What is he looking for? [03:47.61]He wants to do something eclectic. [03:50.04]He's looking for someone who can create the entire menu. [03:54.88]So,what do you think? [03:58.25]Thanks. I just don't see myself in a big,white hat. [04:04.79]Oh,Monica! Guess what? [04:09.73]a perfect run-up and there he goes,a perfect.... [04:13.93]Watch stuff like this... [04:15.83]...and you realize why evolution is just a theory. [04:23.74]Can you see my ******* through this shirt? [04:28.55]No,but don't worry. I'm sure they're still there. [04:33.12]Where are you going? [04:34.79]I have an appointment with Dr. Robert Pilman,career counselor-a-go-go! [04:41.53]-I added the "a-go-go." -Career counselor? - [04:44.90]You guys all know what you want to do. [04:49.93]You guys in the living room all know what you want to do. [04:53.81]You have goals. You have dreams. I don't have a dream! [04:57.74]The lesser-known "I Don't Have a Dream" speech. [05:05.88]"Brian's Song"! [05:10.46]-The meeting went great? -So great! - [05:13.42]He showed me where the restaurant's gonna be. [05:16.73]It's not too big or too small. It's just right. [05:20.30]Was it formerly owned by a blond woman and some bears? [05:24.47]I'm cooking for him Monday, kind of an audition. [05:28.11]Phoebe,he wants you here. It's great. You can make yummy noises. [05:33.01]-What are you gonna make? -Yummy noises. - [05:37.35]-And Monica,what are you gonna make? -I don't know. It's gotta be great. [05:42.49]I know what you can make! I know! [05:45.00]You should make that thing with the stuff. [05:49.56]You know that thing with the stuff? [05:54.53]Okay,I don't know. [05:57.67]Anyone know a good date place in the neighborhood? [06:01.04]How about Tony's? If you finish a 32-ounce steak,it's free. [06:09.11]Anyone know a good place if you're not dating a puma? [06:13.92]-Who are you going out with? -ls this the bug lady? - [06:17.82]"I love you,Ross." [06:21.69]Her name is Celia and she's insect curator at the museum. [06:27.63]-What are you gonna do? -Go out to dinner... - [06:31.47]...then bring her back to my place and introduce her to my monkey. [06:37.88]And he's not speaking metaphorically. [06:42.88]So back to your place? You thinking maybe.... [06:52.82]I'm hoping.... [06:58.40]She'll take one look at his cute, little face and it'll seal the deal. [07:05.10]Celia,don't worry. He's not gonna hurt you! [07:09.24]Soothing tones. [07:12.11]-Here,Marcel. -I can't stand this. [07:16.21]-He's got his claws on my -Yeah,all right. [07:27.16]Okay,try this salmon mousse. [07:31.53]Good. [07:33.06]Is it better than the other salmon mousse? [07:36.27]-It's creamier. -Yeah? Well,is that better? - [07:40.30]I don't know. We're talking about whipped fish. [07:44.74]I'm just happy I'm keeping it down. [07:53.02]God,what happened to you? [07:58.12]...intelligence tests,personality tests,and what do I learn? [08:03.09]"You're suited for data processing for a large multinational corporation." [08:09.17]That's so great! You already know how to do that. [08:13.17]Can you believe it? [08:15.17]Don't I seem like I should be doing something cool? [08:18.88]I just always pictured myself doing something.... [08:23.05]Something! [08:24.52]Chandler,I know,I know. [08:28.12]Hey,you can see your ******* through this shirt. [08:35.53]Maybe this will cheer you up. [08:38.66]I had a grape about five hours ago, so I better split this with you. 5 [08:44.30]It's supposed to be small. It's a pre-appetizer. [08:47.81]The French call it an amuse-bouche. [08:53.54]Well,it is amusing. [09:03.82]Hi,Wendy. Yeah,8:00. [09:07.89]What did we say,$10 an hour? [09:10.80]Okay,great. All right,I'll see you then. [09:14.57]-$10 an hour for what? -A waitress from work is helping me. - [09:19.47]Waitressing? [09:24.41]Of course I thought of you. But.... [09:28.75]-But.... -But,but.... [09:32.48]But it's just this night has to go just perfect,you know? [09:37.49]Wendy's more of a professional waitress. [09:52.54]I don't mean to brag,but I waited tables at lnnsbruck in '76. [09:59.31]Took home a bronze. [10:04.42]Amuse-bouche? [10:23.43]Talk to me. [10:29.57]A weird thing happened on the train this morning [10:33.11]Talk dirty. [10:39.08]-Here? -Come on. Come on [10:43.39]Say something hot. [10:48.23]What? What? [10:56.73]*****. [11:11.58]*****? [11:14.85]I panicked,all right? She took me by surprise. [11:19.29]But it wasn't a total loss. We ended up cuddling. [11:23.39]You cuddled? How many times? [11:27.70]Shut up. It was nice. [11:30.07]I don't think I'm a dirty-talking kind of guy. [11:33.34]Just say what you wanna do to her. Or what you want her to do to you. [11:38.28]Or what other people might be doing to each other. [11:41.85]I'll tell you what. Try something on me. [11:47.52]Please be kidding. [11:51.69]Why not? [11:53.16]Just close your eyes and tell me what you'd like to be doing right now. [12:04.54]I'm in my apartment.... [12:07.47]-Yeah,what else? -You're not there. [12:10.07]-We're not having this conversation. -All right,I'll start. Ready? - [12:16.78]Oh,Ross... [12:20.45]...you get me so hot. I want your lips on me now. [12:29.93]-Now you say something. -I really don't think so. - [12:33.33]You like this woman,right? You wanna see her again,right? [12:38.10]If you can't talk dirty to me, how will you talk dirty to her? [12:42.64]Now tell me you wanna caress my butt! [12:48.91]Okay,turn around. [12:51.82]I don't want you staring at me. [12:54.49]All right,I'm not looking. Go ahead. [12:57.39]Okay. Ok. [13:05.40]...to feel your hot,soft skin with my lips. [13:10.20]There you go. IKeep going,keep going. [13:19.41]I want to take my tongue and [13:31.66]Say it. [13:36.00]Say it! [13:38.43]run it all over your body... [13:43.50]... until you're trembling with [14:05.09]With? [14:08.89]-Funny story. -You're not gonna believe this. - [14:12.70]I was always rooting for you two kids to get together. [14:19.20]-The trembling thing was nice. -Shut up! - [14:22.51]That guy from your old job called again. [14:26.24]-Again? -And again and again and again. [14:35.09]And again. [14:37.52]Hey,Mr. Costilick. How's life on the 1 5th floor? [14:42.26]Yeah,I miss you too. [14:44.13]It's a lot less satisfying to steal pens from your own home. [14:50.23]That's very generous. But this isn't about the money. [14:54.41]I need more than a job. I need something I really care ab [14:59.34]That's on top of the year-end bonus? [15:02.58]Your dream! [15:04.15]Look,Al,I'm not playing hardball here,okay? [15:07.75]This is not a negotiation. This is a rejection! [15:13.02]Stop saying numbers! [15:14.73]I'm telling you, you've got the wrong guy! [15:18.36]I'll see you Monday! [15:39.72]This is a cube! [15:42.25]Look at this. [15:47.32]You have a window! [15:50.49]Yes,indeed-y. With a beautiful view of [15:53.86]Look! That guy's peeing! [15:57.74]That's enough of the view. Check this out. [16:01.67]Okay,sit down here. [16:03.74]This is great. [16:06.64]-You ready? -Yeah. [16:09.21]Helen,could you come in here? [16:17.02]Thank you,Helen. That'll be all. [16:20.93]Last time I do that. I promise. [16:28.10]-She doesn't seem very warm. -I know. She has no personality. - [16:37.34]Wendy,don't do this to me. [16:40.08]We had a deal. Yeah,you promised. [16:51.29]-Who was that? -Wendy bailed. - [16:56.33]I have no waitress. [16:59.76]That's too bad. Bye-bye. [17:04.90]Ten dollars an hour! Twelve dollars an hour! [17:08.41]I wish I could,but I've made plans to walk around. [17:13.04]When you ran out on your wedding, I was there. [17:16.41]I put a roof over your head! If that means nothing.... [17:21.09]Twenty dollars an hour. [17:24.25]Done. [17:32.20]Hello. Welcome to Monica's. May I take your coat? [17:39.40]-Hi,Steve. -Hello,Monica. - [17:41.57]Hello,greeter girl. [17:44.38]-This is Rachel. -Yeah,okay. [17:51.28]I can't remember ever smelling such a delicious combination of [17:55.79]Okay,smells. [17:58.59]-It's a lovely apartment. -Thank you. Would you like a tour? - [18:03.26]I was just being polite, but all right. [18:09.20]-What's up? -ln the cab on the way over... - [18:12.20]...Steve blazed up a doobie. [18:16.01]What? 什么? [18:17.54]Smoked a joint,you know? Lit a bone. ****,hemp,ganja [18:23.45]I'm with you,Cheech. [18:27.45]-Do you think he's gonna be cool? -ls it dry in here? - [18:34.59]Let me get you some wine. [18:37.03]I think we're ready for our first course too. [18:42.67]These are rock shrimp ravioli in a cilantro ponzu sauce... [18:47.60]...with just a touch of minced... [18:55.18]...ginger. [18:57.21]Well,smack my ass and call me Judy! [19:03.59]-These are fantastic! -Gosh! I'm so glad you liked them. - [19:08.00]Like them? I could eat 100 of them! [19:13.60]That's all there is of these... [19:19.84]"Tartlets"? [19:21.71]"Tartlets." [19:24.21]"Tartlets." [19:27.74]Word has lost all meaning. [19:36.12]Excuse me. Can I help you with anything? [19:39.19]You know,I don't know what I'm looking for. [19:58.01]Cool! Taco shells! [20:02.41]They're like a little corn envelope,you know? [20:11.16]You know,if you just wait another 6 1 /2 minutes [20:14.76]Macaroni and cheese! We gotta make this! [20:22.33]-No,we don't. -Oh,okay. - [20:27.14]Sorry. [20:32.71]Why don't you just have a seat here? [20:40.92]-Give me the gummy bears. -No. - [20:46.69]-Give them to me. -We'll share. - [20:49.03]-No. Give me the bears. -You can't have any. - [20:52.70]It's not worth it! [20:55.07]Bears overboard! They're drowning! [20:59.50]Don't just stand there. Call 9-1 -1. [21:03.44]Hey,fellas,grab onto a Sugar-O! Save yourselves! [21:07.21]Help! Help,I'm drowning! [21:12.65]-That's it! Dinner is over! -What! Why? - [21:16.39]Why? What if I came into your office and I started...? [21:21.56]I can't think of an example. [21:23.53]I've waited seven years for an opportunity like this... [21:27.23]...and you can't wait 4 1 /2 minutes for a tartlet? [21:39.41]So I told him, "I'm sorry. That's how I feel." [21:42.58]And he told me I harsh-ed his buzz. [21:47.12]Then I said,"Don't eat that. It's a kitchen magnet." [21:52.52]And he didn't listen, so we left him in the emergency room. [21:57.66]-Mon,I'm sorry. -What a tool. - [22:02.27]-You did the right thing. -You don't wanna work for that guy. - [22:07.47]I just thought that this was it. [22:10.57]-Don't worry. You're an amazing chef. -Those yummy noises? I wasn't faking. - [22:17.31]Am I gonna get paid for the full three hours? [22:20.42]Just a question. We'll talk about it later. [22:28.16]So,how did it go with Celia? [22:31.86]-I was unbelievable. -All right,Ross! - [22:36.20]I was the James Michener of dirty talk. [22:39.07]It was the most elaborate filth ever heard. [22:42.01]I mean,there were characters, plot lines,themes,a motif. [22:47.54]At one point,there were villagers. [22:52.08]And? [22:54.92]By the time we finished all the dirty talk... [22:58.36]...it was late and we were exhausted [23:01.06]-You cuddled. -Yeah,which was nice. - [23:04.16]Do you guys want to try to catch a late movie? [23:08.07]-Shouldn't we wait for Chandler? -Where the hell is he? - [23:12.24]I know what time it is... [23:14.40]...but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy! [23:18.74]Let me tell you something. [23:20.91]You will care about it because I care about it. Got it? Good! [23:42.93]Sorry. How about over here? [23:45.47]That means it's working. [23:47.50]-Does this hurt? -No. [23:52.44]There you go! [24:01.08]I'm gonna throw up!