Friends S01E07-英语听力

[00:00.91]Everybody! Central Perk is proud to present... [00:05.15]...the music of Miss Phoebe Buffay. …… [00:11.66]Thanks. [00:13.12]I wanna start with a song that's about that moment... [00:16.80]...when you suddenly realize what life is really all about. [00:21.33]Okay,here we go. [00:26.94]Okay. Thank you very much. [00:41.85]Oh,great. This is just [00:50.16]The One With The Blackout [01:40.58]This is so cool,you guys. The entire city's blacked out. [01:44.62]It's all of Manhattan. They have no idea... [01:47.65]...when it's back on. [01:49.72]-You guys,this is big. -Pants and a sweater. Why,Mom? - [01:54.49]Who will I meet in a blackout? [01:57.80]Power-company guys? Eligible looters? [02:01.60]-Can we talk about this later? Okay. -Can I borrow the phone? - [02:05.60]I wanna call my apartment and check on my grandma. [02:09.31]What's my number? [02:12.38]I never call me. [02:15.91]Oh,my God! It's her. It's that Victoria 's Secret model. [02:20.02]Something Goodacre. [02:21.52]Hi,Mom,it's Jill. [02:23.09]She 's right. It's Jill. Jill Goodacre. Oh,my God! [02:27.89]I am trapped in an A TM vestibule with Jill Goodacre. [02:32.90]Is it a vestibule? Maybe it's an atrium. [02:36.30]Yeah,that is the part to focus on,you idiot. [02:41.07]I' m fine. I' m just stuck at the bank in an ATM vestibule. [02:45.31]Jill says vestibule, I'm going with vestibule. [02:50.55]I' m fine. No,l' m not alone. [02:54.39]I don't know,some guy. [02:56.19]Oh,some guy. I am some guy. [03:00.66]Jill,I saw you with some guy last night. [03:03.60]Yes,he was some guy. [03:15.51]Hey,everyone. [03:23.68]Officiating at tonight's blackout is Rabbi T ribbiani. [03:30.76]Chandler's old roommate was Jewish. These are our only candles. [03:35.53]So happy Hanukkah! [03:38.86]Look! Ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles. [03:49.64]That had to hurt! [03:53.11]All right,all right! It's been 14 1/2 minutes... [03:56.18]...and you still haven 't said one word. God! …… [03:59.22]Do something! Just make contact. Smile! [04:06.62]There you go. [04:11.93]You 're definitely scaring her. [04:17.84]Hello? Oh,hi,Mom. [04:21.54]Mom. [04:23.34]Mom,you' re tripping! [04:26.64]Dexter's a dog. The blackout's scaring him. [04:30.55]You'd pee in Dad's shoes too if you didn't know. [04:35.65]All right,call me back. [04:39.39]-Mothers. -Yeah. [04:40.59]Attaboy! A word. [04:43.76]That wasn 't so hard. Mothers. Yeah! [04:46.60]Mothers. Yeah! Perfect. [04:50.30]Don 't smile. [04:53.54]Would you like to call somebody? [04:56.41]Yeah,about 300 guys I went to high school with. [05:05.42]Yeah,thanks. [05:10.72]-Hello? -It's me. [05:12.39]-It's Chandler. Are you okay? -Yeah,l' m fine. [05:16.63]I' m stuck in an ATM vestibule... [05:21.90]...with Jill Goodacre. [05:25.77]-What? -l' m stuck... [05:29.64]...in an ATM vestibule... .. [05:32.41]...with Jill Goodacre. ... [05:35.85]I have no idea what you said. [05:37.92]Put Joey on the phone. [05:43.19]-What's up,man? -l' m stuck... [05:46.39]...in an ATM vestibule... .. [05:49.53]...with Jill Goodacre! ... [05:53.46]Oh,my God! [05:54.87]He's trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre! [06:00.20]Chandler,listen. [06:05.31]Like that thought never entered my mind. [06:11.82]-Okay. -Somebody. [06:13.32]-I'll go. I'll go. -Okay. [06:15.29]Senior year of college, on a pool table. [06:19.69]-Pool table? -That's my sister. - [06:27.77]...the women's room of the New York City Public Library. ... [06:32.77]Oh,my God! What were you doing in a library? [06:37.84]-Pheebs,what about you? -Oh,Milwaukee. [06:47.02]It's a really weird place. [06:50.12]Ross? [06:53.86]Disneyland,1 989. " It's a small world after all. " [06:59.66]No way. [07:01.00]The ride broke down... [07:02.73]...so Carol and I went behind those mechanical Dutch children. [07:08.21]We were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom. [07:15.68]Let's see,that leaves.... [07:17.72]-Rachel? -Come on,I already went. [07:20.62]-You did not go. -I did. - [07:22.35]T ell us. Come on. [07:24.49]All right,the weirdest place would have to be... [07:31.90]...the foot of the bed. ... [07:35.47]-Step back! -We have a winner! - [07:46.84]This must be what the fridge looks like with the door closed. [07:51.78]Spooky. [07:54.15]Anybody hungry? We got a Klondike...soup. [07:59.36]I've never had a relationship with that kind of passion. [08:03.46]Where you have to have somebody even in a theme park. [08:10.10]It was the only thing to do that didn't have a line. [08:15.41]Barry wouldn't even kiss me on a miniature golf course. [08:19.54]-Come on. -No. - [08:20.81]He said we held up the people behind us. [08:24.22]You didn't marry him because...? [08:28.35]Do you think there are people that go through life... [08:34.76]-Probably. -Really? [08:36.56]I'll tell you something. Passion is way overrated. [08:40.13]-Yeah,right. -lt is. [08:41.83]Eventually,it kind of burns out. [08:44.77]But hopefully what you're left with is trust and security and.... [08:49.81]In my ex-wife's case, lesbianism. [08:57.68]For those people who miss out on that passion thing... [09:01.85]...there's other stuff. …… [09:05.46]-Okay. -But I don't think that'll be you. [09:09.66]-You don't? -See,I see.. [09:13.33]-... big passion in your future. -Really? - [09:17.44]-You do? -I do. - [09:19.44]Ross,you' re so great. [09:32.15]It's never gonna happen. [09:41.19]-What? -You and Rachel. [09:48.40]What? Me and Ra? [09:52.57]Why not? [09:55.84]You waited too long to make your move... [09:58.54]...and now you' re in the "friend zone. " [10:02.71]-l' m not in the zone. -No,Ross. You' re mayor of the zone. - [10:08.69]Look,l' m taking my time,all right? I' m laying the groundwork. [10:13.29]Every day I get a little bit closer to [10:16.36]Priesthood! [10:19.33]I'm telling you,she has no idea what you're thinking. [10:23.53]She just ran her fingers through my hair. [10:27.14]-Were you missing that interaction? -No,no,no. [10:30.94]This is running fingers through your hair,okay? [10:35.01]Now this is a tousle. [10:39.42]If you don't ask her out soon, you'll be in the zone forever. [10:44.56]I will,I will. I'm waiting for the right moment. [10:51.23]What? 什么? [10:53.03]-What,now? -Yeah. [10:57.23]What's messing you up? The wine? The moonlight? [11:01.71]You gotta go up to her and say, " Look,Rachel,l" [11:07.21]-What? -We' re shushing... [11:09.88]... because we' re trying to hear something. …… [11:12.88]-What? What? -Don't you hear that? - [11:22.00]See? [11:28.03]-Would you like gum? -ls it sugarless? - [11:33.40]-Sorry,it's not. -Then no,thanks. [11:35.81]What was that? [11:39.28]Mental note: If Jill Goodacre offers you gum,you take it. [11:43.55]If she offers you mangled animal carcass,you take it! [11:49.89]New York City has no power [11:53.39]And the milk is getting sour [11:57.40]But to me it is not scary [12:00.80]Because I stay away from dairy [12:14.15]-Here goes. -You'll do it? - [12:17.52]You come out,you' re a dead man. [12:22.55]-Good luck,man. -Thanks. [12:29.29]-Okay. -Okay. -Okay. [12:34.83]Where you going? You can't go out there. [12:38.50]-Why not? -Because of the reason. - [12:44.04]-That would be? -I can't tell you. - [12:47.45]Joey,what's going on? [12:49.78]You gotta promise you'll never tell Ross that I told you. [12:54.55]-What? -He's planning your birthday party. - [12:59.12]-Oh,my God! I love him! -You better act surprised. - [13:02.93]-About what? -My surprise party. - [13:05.46]-What surprise party? -Oh,stop it. Joey already told me. - [13:10.10]He didn't tell me. [13:12.24]Don't look at me. This is Ross' thing. [13:15.37]This is typical. I'm always the last to know. [13:18.94]You are not. We tell you stuff. [13:21.11]I was the last one to know when Chandler got bit by the peacock. [13:27.28]I was the last to know you had a crush on Joey. [13:30.69]What? [13:32.56]Looks like I was second to last. [13:39.93]You had a crush on me? [13:42.83]All right. It wasn't a crush, it was a dent. [13:48.77]Big dent? [13:50.37]You were moving your furniture. I thought you had nice arms. [13:57.41]Nice arms,huh? [14:00.28]Hey,Mon,l' m moving the chair. [14:05.66]Do anything for you? [14:09.33]With all the lights out you can actually see the stars. [14:13.76]It's so nice. [14:20.07]I have a question. [14:23.57]Actually,it's not so much a question. [14:26.61]It's more of a general wondering... [14:30.05]ment. [14:32.15]-Okay. -Okay. Here it goes. . [14:38.72]Well,for a while now, I've been wanting to.... [14:43.53]-Yes,that's right. -Look at that little kitty! - [14:48.67]What? [14:51.47]Top of the world Looking down on creation Top of the world Looking down on creation [14:56.47]And the only explanation I can find And the only explanation I can find [15:02.38]Is the love that I found Ever since you 've been around Is the love that I found Ever since you 've been around [15:22.63]All right,this is just Bactine. It won't hurt. [15:27.54]-Ow! -Sorry,that was wax. [15:33.14]Poor little T ooty's scared. We should find his owner. [15:36.75]Why not put poor T ooty in the hall? [15:40.25]During a blackout? She'll get trampled. [15:43.19]Yeah? [15:47.16]Damage control. Get back to the gum. [15:50.36]Gum would be perfection. [15:54.43]Gum would be perfection? [15:57.03]Gum would be perfection. [15:59.37]Could've said, "Gum would be nice. " But,no. [16:03.27]For me,gum is perfection. [16:07.54]I loathe myself! [16:22.19]Hi. We just found this cat, and we' re looking for the owner. [16:26.80]Yeah,it's mine. [16:30.63]-He seems to hate you. Are you sure? -It's my cat. Give me my cat. - [16:36.14]-Wait a minute. What's his name? -Bob Buttons. - [16:41.21]-Bob Buttons? -Bob Buttons. Here,Bob Buttons. -- [16:46.78]You are a very bad man! [16:50.85]You owe me a cat. [16:57.00]Here,kitty,kitty,kitty. [16:59.33]Here,kitty,kitty. [17:01.33]Where did you go,little kitty? [17:05.34]IKitty,kitty,kitty. Come here,kitty,kitty. [17:13.58]-Hi. -Buona sera. . [17:16.88]Wow! [17:23.65]Mon,wanna go for a ride in my racecar? [17:26.86]I'll bring my arms. [17:29.56]We can bring my wheelbarrow for your teeth! [17:35.73]Come on,lucky sixes! [17:38.57]Everybody,this is Paolo. [17:41.87]Paolo,I want you to meet my friends. This is Monica... [17:46.31]-Hi. -...and Joey... -Hi -…… [17:48.35]-Hi. -...and Ross. -Hi -… [17:51.48]Hi. Hi. [17:59.42]He doesn't speak much English. [18:06.43]Look at that! [18:09.10]So,where did Paolo come from? [18:13.74]Italy,I think. [18:15.67]No,I mean tonight. Suddenly,into our lives. [18:20.04]That cat turned out to be Paolo's cat. Isn't that funny? [18:26.35]That is funny. And Rachel keeps touching him. [18:32.72]I looked all over and couldn't find the kitty anywhere. [18:40.36]Well,there you go. Last to know again. [18:44.20]And I'm guessing,this is Paolo? [18:48.31]Paolo,this is Phoebe. [18:56.08]You betcha! You betcha!（ [19:01.15]All right. Okay. What next? [19:04.72]Blow a bubble. A bubble's good. [19:07.79]It's got a boyish charm. It's impish. [19:10.83]Here we go. [19:23.54]Nice going,imp! [19:26.08]It's okay. All I need to do... [19:28.68]...is reach over and put it back in my mouth. [19:34.85]Good save! We 're back on track and I'm... [19:39.09]... chewing someone else 's gum. [19:43.26]This is not my gum! Oh,my God! Oh,my God! [19:47.76]And now you 're choking. [19:51.87]You all right? [20:01.91]-Better? -Yes. - [20:05.08]Thank you. That was.... [20:07.42]-That was.... -Perfection? [20:31.31]That was no tousle. [20:38.68]-What'd he say that was so funny? -I have absolutely no idea. - [20:43.79]That's classic. [20:45.89]My God,you guys! What am I doing? This is so un-me! [20:50.16]If you want,I'll do it. [20:57.60]But I won't. [21:00.34]The first time he smiled at me... [21:02.91]...those seconds were more exciting than weeks with Barry. [21:07.01]Did you rent mopeds? [21:10.55]Because I've heard Oh,it's not about that right now. [21:15.29]I know it's superficial, and we have nothing in common... [21:19.36]...and we don't even speak the same language,but,God! [21:28.40]-Paolo,hi. -Ross. [21:31.27]Listen.... [21:36.21]Listen,something you should know. [21:40.51]Rachel and I are.... [21:43.31]We' re kind of a thing. [21:46.25]-Thing? -Thing. Yes,thing. [21:49.29]-You have the ***? -No. [21:53.49]No,technically the *** is not being had. But that's.... [21:59.26]But that's not the point. [22:01.90]The point is that Rachel and I should be.... [22:06.90]Well,Rachel and l should be together. [22:10.17]And if you get in the [22:12.38]-ln bed -No. [22:17.85]If you get in the way of us becoming a thing... [22:22.42]...then I would be,well,very sad. [22:28.03]So,do you...? [22:34.70]-So you do know a little English? -Little. - [22:39.37]-Do you know the word "crap-weasel "? -No. - [22:43.81]That's funny. You are a huge crap-weasel. [22:52.18]We've been doing this for an hour. It's easy. [22:55.75]Ready? [23:00.49]Okay? Now try it. [23:04.29]You gotta whip it. [23:11.07]Look,look. The last candle's about to burn out. [23:15.01]T en,nine,eight,seven... [23:19.51]... minus 46,minus 47, minus 48.. [23:28.25]IKind of spooky without any lights. [23:38.66]Okay,guys,I have the definitive one. [23:53.84]This probably isn't the best time to bring it up... [23:58.01]...but you have to throw a party for Monica. [24:08.93]-This has been fun. -Yes. - [24:10.79]Thanks for letting me use your phone... [24:14.90]...and for saving my life. [24:18.24]Well,goodbye,Chandler. I had a great blackout. [24:22.94]See you. [24:39.49]Hi,l' m account number 71 43457. [24:43.69]I don't know if you got that...